The MONOPOLY Epstein card. Take it and play it.

589

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Distraction Jackson.

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7809

This Was Quite the Distraction... anywho, RELEASE THE TRUMP PEDO-FILES!!!

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5662

#TrumpDistraction

25

4

444

#TrumpDistraction

23

8

404

Okay, now we go to war

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334

#TrumpDistraction

17

2

306

#TrumpDistraction

9

12

334

Where is Epstein's list?

31

7

513

Cleavage of the game goes to…

487

66

109725

I love a woman with horns

5

9

738

She's boinking the Air Force, she's boinking the Navy.

65

16

1268

I think the clowns bought drones.

3

4

707

I was supposed to analyze data over the weekend. Whoops.

35

3

1780

Vote For Pedro

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64447

Weapon of Mass Distraction.

643

65

11043

More distraction

60

15

5352

Nailed it

50

5

13021

Know your fish in New Brunswick Canada

24

5

2556

My coauthor, "helping" me write.

21

3

9637

Pleading with my Brain

15

3

1161

11 days is currently the sleep deprivation record

88

11

3872

Buzzword Flies

1210

155

67934

How to distract an Egyptian God

55

7

2549

Guns keeping him distracted from reality

1176

189

14292

Ben is what a stupid person thinks a smart person is

1905

248

19993

Current conservative priorities

57

14

1111

Texas being Texas.

65

15

1331

Without distractions people would have to face his shit

1451

264

73591

Never ending word play to avoid being actual leaders.

1268

22

86284

3 year old goldfish memory: Oh look! A castle!

720

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59340

Priorities

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19

3128

Mini dump. A Dumpling, if you will.

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196

120844

Need distraction on poor news

15

13

802

Too busy to get anything done.

1499

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87794

Outmaneuvered

1088

55

79170

An ADHD Dinos dum...I should really be working right now

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3562

Here, take a break from you know what.

100

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20754

My first adventure into gardening at 31.

12

5

602

Their distractions keep us off the real issues

85

21

2339

In every meeting...

13

1

2391

Today I learned: Venus Fly Traps can Flower

11

2

669

Nicholas Cage for the distraction

2

10

843

I just love my cats feet

30

3

2668

Examples of conservative priorities.

1871

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112249

Wow, what coincidental timing.

1004

45

113585

Distractions keeping us from focusing on whats important.

2084

95

123056

It simply can't be done.

112

8

3710

Pete is more a man than Tucker will ever be.

1716

156

100354

So many wars

1750

127

94614

50 year old cartoon still relevant.

2408

464

150708

Boris will do anything to distract from his record

1149

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109462

He’s very happy I’m home for the day

62

7

1671

Kira and the frozen treat

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3

23650

Ignoring reality is a GOP specialty.

1835

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Getting this straight

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256

95108

Stay classy San Diego

5

1

283

Distract you to tell you to pay attention

1941

122

89986

Mountains of Distraction

4

1

648

I want to know what she sees with her eyes closed

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