The Batcave
Goth Farmer! :)

I made this 1of1 top from leftover materials!

If I am broken, can I still be loved?

Again with the liking all the versions of some junk

I sneezed at the dinner table, and my brother said something like “Gazoon Height”. I had no idea what he meant by that. Probably a blessing in disguise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Goth She-Hulk.

Today I learned the navy doesn’t build their subs. They use a sub contractor.

Omen ᓚᘏᗢ

♰ Why can’t vampires work in the business world? Too many stakeholders ♰

I have a bunch of dead batteries that I've decided to give away - They are all free of charge.

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.

♱⛧°.⋆༺♱༻⋆.°⛧♱

Goth

Why does dracula always bite people in the neck? Because he's a neck romancer!

I made this shirt entirely from scraps!

When my wife is sad, I let her color in my tattoos. Turns out, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

I find myself in her room - Feel the fever of my doom - Falling, falling through the floor - I'm knocking on the devil's door, yeah.

Found this listing for an Air BnB in London, advertised as "charmingly original".

Lost but not forGOTHen!

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.

Ursa Minor is such an underwhelming constellation. It's just the bear minimum.
The Proper Goth Attitude

Well her eyes, they're rubies and pearls - And she's not made like those other girls - She was made to blow you away - She don't care what any man say

Why did cowboys hang lanterns on their saddles at night? So they could use saddle-light navigation.

How do you find out if a doorbell works? With a little test ding.

Which side of a cat has the most fur? The outside.

A Weasel walks into a bar in the Midwest and the Bartender says: "Wow I never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.

My neighbor couldn’t afford to pay his water bill. I sent him a get well soon card.

“Nocturne of the Undying”

I made this glow-in-the-dark jacket! #2

the Dark Ladies will guide you through the dark times

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Photoshoot: “Meltdown” Jacket

A friend told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Sign from "No Kings" protest

Marvel Monday

Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer? Because they have hare-conditioning.

Just finished a few new pieces. Which one do you like the most 1-6?

if this is hell then all is well

Very goth
I made this glow-in-the-dark jacket!
I bet this is somebody's fetisch.

All you sinners! Take a seat on the Succu"bus"! We ride to hell!

the dark ladies are here to take you away

Handmade “Sepulchre” shirts!!

Won't you turn on the dark, I'm yellin' out in fright - Turn on the dark, I pray for endless night - It was never my choice, there ain't an end in sight - Turn on the dark, cause I'm afraid of the light

You Goth This!

Some of the pieces I've done so far. Which one do you like the most 1-6?

Day 293 of drawing big titty catgirls until I find my cosplay waifu: World Goth Day Edition

In my dreams

Black Walnut End Grain Cutting Board with Death Eye Hawk Moth Inlay

Goth Mermaid

Goth Pearl for World Goth Day

At lunchtime I bought a huge orange - The size of it made us all laugh.

My latest pieces. Which one do you like the most 1-4?

In a second's time, the walls swim cold electric - With a tearful smile, she whispers my undoing - In the hollow night, I find no trace of comfort - I turn just in time to see the end

It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.

i goth your back!
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