That's all they really want
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swordsposting
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My account was hacked..
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Beim Einlauf..
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[OC] Cold
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A little something for the people in the Nordics
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Robert Red Ford
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She's a nice stone, don't take her for granite
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Robert Red Fjord
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A researcher's obsession with mixing sand, stones, lime and water has started to yield concrete results.
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What are we looking at?
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No Nicknames
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That's harassment
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Road Tripping
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Custards Last Stand
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Weren't you listening?
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He really puts the ass in potassium:
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Discord Meme from ssh.9!
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You should never do this to a colander.
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Not Oakay by Tree Society
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Top Shelf Puns
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It's my cakeday, i guess. Have this visual pun.
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A slice of apple pie costs $1.50 in the Bahamas, $1.75 in Grenada, $1.45 in Jamaica and $2.25 in Barbados. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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When do horses eat the most? On their hayday!
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Can grill eggs, apparently…
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Stone Hinge
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Dumb things that come to mind Part 22: Brad Pit
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It doesn't matter what music you're listening to while fishing. As long as it is something catchy.
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Little squirrel: Hey Dad, how are you so good at calculating jumps between the branches? Dad: I just use a little twigonometry.
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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
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SausageBird
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Why did the French chef kill himself? Because he lost the huile d’olive.
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What did Eiffel Tower say when it toppled over: "I fell"
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Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un œuf.
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I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
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This is why it's called Canadian bacon
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I was quite proud of this pun. Came up with it on the spot.
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What kind of chocolate do you find in airports? Plain
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if you're not feline very well you should see a dogtor
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Learning to Love Yourself is the Greatest Love of All
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Taking the Trash Out
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Happy Monday
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How many jazz guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'll tell you when one can afford a replacement.
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Arthur Behind The Wheel
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What a shock!
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Albert Einstein was real!
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Na, na, na, na
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937
What music do goth vegans listen to? Soy Division
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The Farmercologist
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Return of the Jed Eye
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240
Flying off the handle
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Lackadaisical
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Memes for the loveliespun
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In the end it's gonna be 0K
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483
Spaghetti car
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Revenge Of The Fifth or
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I was accused of being a plagiarist, their word not mine.
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What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid.
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
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