Why do men wait in their cars so long when they get home?

1524

275

94184

Brutal!

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87

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Nobody can pwn you if you pwn yourself first....

1425

219

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Response to the Crimean Bridge explosion this morning from the official Twitter account of Ukraine:

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1

4451

Jezebel killing it with the snark

11

11

1291

Dinomite

18

0

1802

BBC News tactfully his the nail on the head with Fox News

24

6

822

Ohhh Sick Burn

27

4

1670

Cuckold

42

6

9422

Sick burn

20

4

1362

Wingardium something mimosa

2789

1384

93780

Give it up for Mitt

54

21

1310

An absolute legend!

24

4

6092

Zing!

34

64

2525

Harsh!!!

14

1

641

Pfft

18

4

867

Fossil Burn

38

5

2652

Neapolitan

23

6

1115

proper burn

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399

2965455

Yo mama's so easy...

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222

45223

Shots fired!

25

2

127

I think it's time to put her in a home

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352

8236

When one of my students tries to drop some knowledge on me...

289

20

2215

"And boom goes the dynamite."

9410

261

6847

Edgy Paranormal Investigator Child

3

2

299

Burn him, Charmander.

9256

164

11748

When dropping the mic isn't enough after a sick burn:

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16

922

America the beautiful?

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6828

Sassy Obama

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1249

301412

"Hi I'm kesha.. can i give you a hug?"

88

26

3125

Seriously though, should get an Emmy nom for his performance this season

12

14

97

Mind Blown...

13

33

86

Oof

34

8

2599

apply cold water to burned area

26

4

29948

how Tinder can get you burned

6

0

189

Sick Burn Bro

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3

14579

Is this irony or self-parody?

0

0

631

Opens with Hands of Gold, ends with...

1

0

1309

sick burn

0

3

1854

When someone lays a sick burn on you and it's so good, you have to give props

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21

192

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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0

291

Sick burn

10

2

4039