The bees are beckoning your to come outside.

26

5

870

Hate when this happens

59

33

2218

Hehe

25

18

1237

Resignation

1

0

608

Daily

9

2

642

It was a scratch

16

0

290

Become one with the UWU

37

7

922

Heretic: Jesus Christ and the other sons of God

29

5

1127

Legit.

11

3

777

Gotta love moms who are not tech savvy

1380

90

61046

Be SILLY Be CRINGE Be FREE

8

3

3015

I had a giggle at this..

27

8

954

Llangernyw accoutrements

7

2

940

Having short term memory loss sucks lol

33

3

618

I can’t believe people debate this. If my kid wants his friend to come with us, then I’m paying for everybody.

19

16

684

New California bill could fine bosses for texting their employees after work hours

1197

92

44227

What should "the incident" be?

34

7

1932

I can't be the only one who thought that right?

59

9

3565

Yours takes 2 days?! Mine takes two weeks!

10

6

1119

I don't want to be a Squidward

13

2

821

July 29th (assorted Mastodon toots)

41

3

611

You dodged a bullet there, Vance.

1598

476

113777

Haha!

20

4

1247

Da fuq?!

21

5

1041

Just got Hired Dump of Text Things

2131

110

105852

Genius!

3144

106

162648

This takes skill actually :)

1454

59

111788

Yearbook.

31

14

2946

Bring me the stupidest names, go.

71

19

2743

Mom please

1825

55

137015

Oh jeez a loo

2334

67

104237

Vintage Typewriter  Letter

6

1

966

You ever get this Spam texts… and then decide today is the day to unleash chaos?

8

8

1056

Do you need a text on the cake ?

14

3

785

Lol...Wow!

5

5

1212

Hot Coffee

12

2

1549

Foolproof Method for Unwanted Texts

73

15

6711

"Virtually useless against anything more formidable than a watermelon": Consumer Reports on the Subaru 360 (1969)

30

9

4212

My sister sent me this today...Read the small print.

32

6

2431

They all think I'm funny.

2

0

651

Just a collection of some memes I have saved.

1927

69

104234

*pain too immense for human comprehension intensifies*

6

1

2611

Fun with spam texter

14

4

1789

Mom got a new talent as well

88

12

5679

Grandma needs a new phone

1

2

1028

Probably…

18

4

2410

Late night conversations with the wife...

6

3

980

Stop Bringing Dog Crap to the Potluck

1202

107

91514

Capitalizations matter

1873

244

161929

Now THAT is a birthday party

23

0

2386

Right? Right!

1236

97

121789

Okay

1169

84

108869

This just happened…

34

6

2913

We’ve been having disappointed strangers at the door today.

1274

100

132843

When 2 texts collide

10

4

1692

Mom gave up chocolate for Lent. I, apatheist son, suggested another path.

1319

136

125043

I’m home clearing text based memes

83

4

3667

My 13th Favorite. Happy Birthday Imgur

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5

4856