This is The Onion timeline

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Hey I got a great idea, you know how chocolate is poison for dogs? Let’s make chew toy that looks like a giant bar!”

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Let’s just EO the Judiciary out of existence.

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Sunday Onions

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What the FUCK.

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Wtaf?

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No drugs required.

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Bare minimum...

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Who has Katy Perry in space on their End Times Bingo Card?

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In a small town.

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Is this some kind of Tide Pods challenge thing?

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Over it!

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SMH

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Happy July 29th

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Knew that was coming

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Uh...

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For Our American Imgurians: How To Mute Gas Pump Ads

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Gives me the heebie-jeebies

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hahahahahah.....Poor Ted

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Would you buy this?

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Uh...

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The Alligators that died in the Arson belonged to Michael Jackson.

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Not my Target...

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What Kind of Sorcery is This?

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When the no fly rule doesnt apply to you.

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Yo, America…….WTAF is happening there

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I can't unsee it.

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Measure HB481

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Madain Saleh. 

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Therapist: Masked Dwight isn't real, he can't hurt you

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Seriously, what is this shit?

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This happened twice, 1000 miles apart.

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more weird shit for user sub

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You guys I just can’t

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I give you the TR-3b.

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Trump pleads for unity 3 days after telling minority Congressmen to self-deport.

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Need I say more?

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Not a way to start the day.

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COMMININHOT!

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LNI: WTAF - Metzitzah b'peh

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The next fundamentally dereived physical quantity for programmers : WTF per Minutes

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Not wrong!

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Christmas tree topper spotted at Wal-Mart --- "Kill me"

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Spotted in facebook market place

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Space Boomerang.

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Someone left their fucking underwear on the counter at work. (Work at a gym)

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Please, someone pinch me I must be dreaming!

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For the discerning Vampire Hunter

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Birds eye view.

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This is fine?

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You want Mavica?

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WTAF?

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Phucking phunny or just phucked up

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left, right, down, left, wtf

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