
The beacons are lit

Jesus didn't live in Wisconsin in middle of winter

67% of Americans drink coffee.

Yeah, just get over it, you poor people.

Dominatrix Hustle

Start a union at Amazon? They'll shut it all down.

He wasn't wrong

This is the picture I choose to remember today

Tick Tock for TikTok

Chonky boy.

Opened the new container of margarine.

Steal of a deal

Safety first

When art imitates life on the FP

X is all about free speech, unless you say something Elon doesn't like.

Pierre Poilievre, Canada's Temu Trump

Mind your Luigi's and Qs
Daisy, the 4-month old bonobo at the Cincinnati Zoo

They don't write ad copy like that anymore.

Education

A Capital Idea

The lack of self awareness is staggering

Good luck, Team Acorn

Soup Time.

Logging on Imgur and the snowball things is still going ...

Next stop: CANADA!

Colonel Baller

Everything is coming up Milhouse

A Christmas morning dump to cut through the selfies

CNN has since changed this, but this headline is completely misleading

Me too, Oscar

Wham

Fo Shizzle

Survivin'

Team Acorn. Team Pinecone. Who cares? Attack the Cybertruck.

Watch the snowball chaos

Quick, throw some snowballs

Bonkers

Still relevant

Superman Catastrophe

We used to make works of art. Now we make dumpsters on wheels.

Ben?

And people say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie

Y'all got any of them drones?

I'm a Sinclair man, myself.

A half-chicken meal from Canadian chain Swiss Chalet back in the day.

Toshi Station Lego set sold separately

No phone. No tablet. No video games. Just two kids, living in the moment, enjoying a cold beer together.

The hairs on the chinny-chin-chin tickle

Honesty is the best policy

YYZ --> ABQ --> W-AL

Hyuck! Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself

I've always loved the expressions Watterson gave Calvin.

The Matrix: Regurgitation

The early bird (flu) gets the (brain) worm.

Grizzmace ?

Zero interest in what I have to say

If only!

That's the way it is sometimes

Here's the fun part: you never will.