
I’m going out for envelopes

Nerds Rule, jocks Drool.
Unmute

Wow. I love it. Thank a teacher

Oh

This holiday season be sure to remember

Woah

Snek

/Every/ argument.

So you wanna be a Cop?
The Accuracy Difference Between Seagulls and Crows when Grabbing a Free Meal
Ope, there it goes.
This is what happens when you take a break at animal rescue centre…
That was close.
Universal language of a worried mom

Dang.
I'd like to report a creep looking into my window!
Cop is having the most stressful day
He went from Chemistry teacher to Heisenberg in less than 2.3 seconds

britishly, discretely rude

Don't be bashful
Oh my

Trustworthiness
wut
Dreams are funny, fickle things
nice trick

Some of my recent drawings.

I need to access the multiverse
Soccer fanatic…
Gator named Darth Vader comes when his theme song is played
Pyro and drones combined.
Man’s best friend.

Did they give a cat Catholic guilt?

“Interesting”

Legend

Take the small wins where you can get them,
Creativity is just connecting things.

photo of the ring of fire eclipse of October 14, 2023. This one was captured by Byron Mead in Utah…

Inventing a psychological disorder to rationalize your shitty behavior seems pretty on brand for cops

A goodnight giggle y’all
Flame on.

Worth the read: What the sins REALLY are.
They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw. Sound on

Deafening
freak

I might suffocate, but I won't let them hear me wheeze
Meow
When a squirrel gets caught in a bucket of peanuts...
Spooky kids

SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS.
Skittles Doughnut
Carbide lamp.

Purrfect!

Full

Truth

Wasn't there but seems fair
Best bowling shot ever

Unity, why?
Baseball play-by-play announcer calls his own foul ball catch!

Sie