
Someone wants to buy me... it's Yahoo...

It's been so long since I've dated anybody... I don't know how to act...

I think he just doesn't want to share the bed...

Puffon this

Just to name a few...

Basically... this.

Not even once...
Easily the best first date ever!

Not a waste of time anymore!

Get to leave work early, but have to travel in the morning...

It's actually made with beards and red meat

What?! BOMB THEM!

It's only Tuesday, but it's looking like a good week

Fuck you, Dan!

I got downvote bombed

WOO!! 8 minutes until this!!

Spoiler alert... kinda maybe...

Everyday, on every road, everywhere.

I just got back from my lunch break...

Downvote me to hell, I don't care!

Must... fight the urge... to write.. title in Doge

Cock-ass

It's fucking Monday...

I live in Texas... thus Confession Bear

Send in the firemen!

Her name is Nicole... and she sucks.

@TrollingIsAArt just downvote bombed me...

This is old, but dammit... I laugh each time...

RAWR!!

Wow. Such clever. Much laughs. Wow.

Upvotes for caption?

Ka-Pi-Yow!!

I flirt with the wrong women...