
Any time anyone says "My body is a temple." I say "Mine too... this temple"

My favorite president: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

So first world metal problems right?

Got laid on a St. Patty's bar crawl, Irish parade the next day covered up my walk of shame. Ferk yea.

This makes my day

Standardized tests get it. Fight the system.

Tastes like a nostalgia candy pack and disappointment...

Dinner last night. Tuna steaks, fried rice, and mother fuckin SWEET CORN.

OC Odin's Day (Wednesday)?

MRW the trailer park supervisor is trying to put a wrench in my friends plans.

Coolest Halloween invite I have ever gotten

Fuck Transportation Thursday and Physics.

Here is my proudest Semi-OC, a photo my grandfather took in 1969 on a July afternoon...

The greatest downvote your wallet will see this summer...

OC, 2012ish

This could apply to a lot of professions

So I live alone and like to cook so a lot of my creations never leave my apartment.

My favorite late night imgur gem...

One beer to solve the energy crisis

Haters gon' hate.

Thanks for the great effort on the image upload Verizon...

DON'T BE ONE OF THESE [OC]

Idiocracy is well on its way to becoming a true depiction of American life...

S'cuse me guys is this the flight to Albuquerque?

It took me far to long to figure out that IRL was not "In Real Life"

Imgur, this is morbid as fuck.
So I posted some of my better creations a while back...

My best friend Mugsy in his first internet appearance 8 years ago, Miss ya buddy. It's been 3 years this week.

Anyone have the green version of this on hand?

Quick the Californians are still asleep, post TastyKakes

So I finished off both series last night... FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Since we are doing that whole repost of gender equality thing...

Best part of being alone? I don't have to share.

This building houses one of the most evil corperations in the USA

The revolution continues...

Hot metal is pretty.

If I wanted to look at compilations on the front page I would just go to PornHub, cut the shit out.

Fancy Fridays.

Anytime is a good time for...

When I am waiting for 5:00 to roll around...

My Alma Mater was teeming with bronze statues, this one is IMO the best.