Nazaré , Portugal, a lazy beach day
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"Show me what you got in those pants baby" she: "unzips"
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I felt my joints creaking just from watching
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by the end they sound like the parents in peanuts
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Cunninng hares dance
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"stares disrespectfully"
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Honk shuah, sleep on that thang
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PRIORITIES PEOPLE, PRIORITIES!
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"Why aren't you wearing a suit?!"
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Lady you cant just touch it out of the blue and have expectations!!
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Baby, you're a firework
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Conservative gives interview about how Starbucks is fooling people to make their drinks tastier.
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When interacting with cats, keep your questions simple.
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Haters will say its fake
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We all got needs Eric!!
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her: "How petty are you?" me:
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Me when the waiter says I'm cut off from the supply.
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"cool a crossover episode"
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She seems nice.
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Chirp
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War diary day 23: "These monsters are relentless, I cant get alone time even in the shitter"-cat
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Whenever they want to kill something they lure them into water and hold it under to drown em.
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Let's groove, fucboi
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Sometimes you are not feline it
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Spit it out already.
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Always keep em on their toes
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Her:"So you gonna impress me with your culinary skills huh?" Me:
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look at it
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"How did you know I was lactose intolerant?!!"
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forever in my mind, the one that never was
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Nothing says "I love you" like a massage to the feetsies
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Bro ate the hamsters
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"honey that sport you are into is on."
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bam
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The pitter patter of the rain goes well with loneliness
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is that sosig
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Slay. Tactical tomboy girlfriend edition
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Tarantined
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Haters will say its fake
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Moo
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I turn now, good luck everyone
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Then I saw her smile
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Unleash your inner hamster, eh?
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PSA: The original Human Torch canonically burnt Hitler to a crisp in the marvel universe, this has always been the in universe fate of Hitler.
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The 7th Seal
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"But how can you tell if he's into you?"
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VIP COMING THROUGH
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I am awake, and about to make it y'all problem.
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This is true love feeling
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Forget it Roger, its Toontown.
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The cycle of violence continues
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Its not easy being cheesy
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For home security just use liminal spaces
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"How did you know I was lactose intolerant?!"
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She seems nice
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El cato de la Opera
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Dont worry, he's wearing osha approved slippers.
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From the moment I was made aware of the limitations of the flesh, it disgusted me.
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