My girlfriend when I show her the progress on my DIY projects.
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Edgiest hardware store in town
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Wakka wakka
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Oh rural Australia, never change
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My House Panther, Pocus.
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Jeesus Chirst died for your signs
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Bought a 1956 Gibson ES-225T last weekend. Affordable vintage, fuck yeah.
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Neither can I, toilet door. Neither can I.
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Title
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The rare and elusive grumpyfloof.
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Never trust sneaky poo
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MRW I drop off the boss's Mercedes at the dealership in my dirty work pants
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"Hi-vis tops now require reflective tape" my mate was told at work...
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STAAAAHP
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I can't wait to watch 8 hours of my cat trying to get this fucking thing off it's collar.
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Quite coincidentally I found this on an old USB stick...
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Pretty proud of my Fallout 4 Frank Zappa!
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Learn to speak Australian.
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It's my cakeday. All I have to offer is my Frank Zappa Fallout 4 character.
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Found a statue of Australia's beloved prime minister.
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My mum's majestic beast, Floyd
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MRW I record a new track for my mixtape
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How is it so difficult to get it in the bowl?
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The Turdis
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Did no-one involved in the entire manufacturing/design process question the use of Comic Sans?
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"Do I LOOK like I'm gonna fuckin' move?"
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I still can't figure out what you fuckers want. Here's a photo of a chicken.
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From the makers of "Start Ya Bastard"...
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Why would you throw this in the trash?! Besides the fact it's terrifying..
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The No. 1 Tupperware sales rep in Melbourne is drag queen 80s housewife named Celia Tight.
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What a photogenic little fruitcake
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Girlfriend proofing the toothpaste
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I found a statue of Elvis attempting to use a southeast Asian squat toilet
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I knew a guy who stuck his CPU in the freezer once...
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Puberty. Not Even Once.
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The true face of disappointment
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"Mick, you brought the wrong machine for the jam donuts again" "well fuckin' improvise then, Dave"
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The wait for new Vectorbelly comics is always worth it.
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So I said to my friend: "where did you get the Tony Abbott statue?"
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Trolling in the early 70s
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This is Floyd, my mum's favorite hayfever trigger.
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So my girlfriend hit a bird at 110km/h
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It's my cakeday, so have a picture of my cats Hocus & Pocus.
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Thought you guys wood like this.
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Dammit Oatmeal, that's a deep cut.
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BILLY MAYS HERE
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Probably should have spent a little more.
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The struggle is real
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Gets me every time.
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My cat also sits in sinks and looks indignant.
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RIP okayest cat ever: Possum 1996-2014
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That moment when an image pops up in Google that you created 8 years ago
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"LITTLE-FINGER-lifting" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, CRACKED.COM
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So my friend painted his outhouse....
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My friend eventually found out why his home grown garlic tasted funny.
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My spirit animal
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The picture that caused the first fight with my girlfriend on MSN back in 2007. Still not sure why.
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Everyone else's selfies VS my selfies
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