When people talk up Pfizer but you just got your 6th Moderna shot
Behold my stuff

Friendly reminder that Thor asked Dr. Strange's business card if it was Loki in disguise.

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Wisdom of Vimes

When you show your friend what they did at the party.

Classical Musicians

Shhh let me enjoy this
Hunky Boys

AKA
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0.001 seconds after the comic makes fun of my pokémon knowledge
Random Dump
Best $10 million

When you search for the wrong thing but still strike gold

When I run out of string cheese

Gilbert and Sullivan
Prejudice
Coming home drunk to your pet

Almost 3 years since this guy was killed while trying to stop a southern gentleman from stealing Hank Pym's lab
When you leave your baby with a strange falconer so you can grab a pint

Gem of an insult
He learned
Best Super Bowl commercial

It is my cake day.

This has been bugging me

It's a calling

It IS possible to fold a fitted sheet.

SMBC

"I haven't started the test yet"
When you speak your mind

People under pressure
We still haven't gotten any of these

Did they need to ask?

Slightly darker black

Must be used
I think he speaks English

They have wiped out a few species

If you like John Wick you might like this

Ninja

Cooking shows

Disney creative process
Where are my eggs

He sure loves milk
Danny DeVito is a comedic genius
Star Wars

Cobra chickens are not your friend

When you find out you're not the new bond
People who who explain stuff in the comments

Irrational anger when you see Colbert nerding out about Dune instead of LotR

SNL got real

Pretty much how Dennis' house would look

These guys have no chill