MyFartsAreMethaneFree

456781 pts · December 19, 2013


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Inmate claims he was choked by deputies for smiling in his mugshot. His claims remain unsubstantiated.

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"You wouldn't stop me if I was Polar bear ..."

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When she says "Its cool, you can go ahead and finish before me ..."

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This. Right. Here.

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Breaking News: ISIS threw a soccer ball into a European stadium.

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MRW she leaves after date-night, and I can finally let loose that fart that I've been holding in all night ...

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The horrifying moment you look to the screen & realise the wacky bastard behind you is dressed like Fred Flinstone.

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Someone sent me their resume and ...

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Short list of demons and their sigils for summoning.

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The CA earthquake scared my pet turtle and now he won't get off the wall.

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Everyone in California ...

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Men tings yoh!

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Ya know what? Sometimes Kanye gets it right.

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Although Harambe is gone, let us never forget how amazing these animals are. They still deserve our protection.

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The horrifying moment you look to the screen & realise the wacky bastard behind you is dressed like Fred Flinstone.

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How's the work day going? Oh, you know ...

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I can't even right now.

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Black Activist Twitter Accounts Gets Hacked. Hackers Had Zero Chills.

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Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges. And then they ...

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This is the last straw! My cat and I are breaking up imgur. The level of disrespect from my cat Mimi sitting on my pizza is unfathomable.

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What the heck does this mean?

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"What's Usersub like, you ask, you frontpage surfing mofos?" ...

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Meet 13yr old Ashol Pan, golden eagle hunter of Bayan Ulgii, Mongolia.

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That part where he clicks his heels ... Lol

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*Your* welcome.

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I've reached the final sass level.

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If only there was an obvious non-White choice for the next Doctor Who staring us right in the face.

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When you've got to go for a job interview, a wedding and the mosque on the same day.

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TL;DR - In other news, your pet cat ... MAY BE HIV POSITIVE !!!

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If it fits ...

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SMH. This depressed dog spent weeks just staring at the wall after being abandoned by its owners at a trailer park because they didn't want to deal with it's medical bills.

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When you're in deep conversation with someone who knows what you're talking about.

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I'm done! This is the last time I take her to the museum on datenight.

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TIL - Apparently, Slavs like to squat.

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(・●ω●)・●ω●)

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In Africa, when you ask for the salad dressing ...

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Unconfirmed reports indicate that the monkey electrocuted at the LA Zoo may have been involved in a side chick saga.

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Kid lets his homeboy tattoo him up for the 'low low'. WTF

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Eating booty like its groceries ...

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How your boss tests your patience ...

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Poachers hack off Rhino horn with a chainsaw.

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Coolest toilet signage in the world?

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Hey Imgur lurker. I see you lurking, and I like it.

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"Relax little buddy. We're on our Ramadan fast too."

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A Profile of Kenyan Hip-Hop Watchmen

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I made some furniture from my old tyres.

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Condoms be like ...

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John Boyega and his cat Kachumbarii. Kachumbarii is swahili for BBQ.

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I'm just going to leave this here.

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When marketing goes wrong.

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When dad makes you do your homework before watching Sesame Street.

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Finally, I have the life I deserve.

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I present to you the Steve Buscemi dog face.

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The struggle is real up in this mofo.

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Coffin Skate ...

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Muhammad Ali's dog was the real MVP ... "Fetch? U fuckin wot m8?"

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When you listened to yo momma's album & find out yo daddy cheated ...

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