
Lottery vending machine = Russian roulette?

Unless you are in Virginia.

Me trying to explain the difference to friend from Japan.

Absent water wings:

fixed it:

The shelter said "maine coon" but I know a Catalope when I see one!

I tattooed this Venom and the client tipped me a Deadpool!

I ran out of crust for the top so it's all bubbly like:

Proof of water on Mars:

So this happened:

Can bear it all!

Promise I won't complain.

3 UFOs?

Shots fired, returning volley.

I drew this on the iPad 2 using Procreate. I can not wait until The iPad Pro comes out!

last one, promise...

so true

Cat tree in bloom (cat tax included).

"I never said that!" - Albert Einstein

Equally applies to cake and pie.

danger noodle doodle

some friendly seasonal advice:

Saber-toothed death mouse:

Bremen Town Musicians after a long tour.

Relieved:

Pleb doesn't even know cat-snake when he sees one.

Day five of life as a yogurt, they don't suspect a thing:

I do not think that word means what you think it means:

If only upvotes were as plentiful as these feels.

PDF is the world's 4th fastest growing religion:

Tremble.

Blinky at Black Rock City. Find me driving this at Burningman.

metameme

Skål

New study showed toe shoes don't offer enough support, fixed it.

sauce: Harper Lee

This.

I do. I do want Jawas.

You can make famous people say anything:

Flying elephants belong with their parents, not in a circus.

Sounds like a Trumped up charge to me:

I found a glitch in the matrix:

I made a banner for Theon.

FP and the puffin gets it.

U.S.F.T.G.