
To whom this will concern

I love you. I love you more

The eighties were wild

Joan of Arc: Well it's a bit late now isn't it

If it's worth killing it's worth over killing

Freedom Fries

Be Ungovernable

Time travelling Nazis

Good biscuits

Dodged a bullet there folks

Nona no!

Absolute marriage material right there zz
You vs the girl she told you not to worry about

Coming out of my cage

Keep your secrets then

Effortlessly dealt with
50 Shades of Kenobi

I will never financially recover from Christmas

checkmate atheists
Casual encounter with Australian Dino Chicken

Joel sits on a throne of lies

Fear and dead men

I adjusted the thermostat

Freedom of Religion so long as it's MY RELIGION

Entitlement knows no orientation

Nah yeh nah

PC LOAD LETTER

Oh Eric

look I don't make the rules

Vault Boy and C.ckhead

The Racist Stepford AI Apocalypse

Chess is wild

clearly the "master race"

Cash register gun song

PC LOAD LETTER

Seize the memes of production

Remember. It's your job to pay our staff

If god does exist surely she detests her creation

Stop funding religious education

The Titanic was all CGI

Anything to distract you from the class way they're fighting

Hera is the jealous type

If you don't love America then leave

Your resume is a list of jobs you didn't like

How I met your mothers

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
Next level improvisation

You get a bag, you get a bag. EVERYBODY gets a bag

No it's the kids who are wrong!

There is no "point". There just is

Oops I got trickled down on

ACAB

You get the world you allow

Evangelical Christan Economics

Cor rect

HO HO HO Now I have a trebuchet

Sips Tea angrily

The only "good book" I need

Respectfully resist the establishment