
I mean, fuck crony capitalism but...

Seriously, I haven't heard a good one.

Maybe there's a trend...

"Hey guys, why is imgur dying?"

Settle an argument?

Come on... do it.

Noticing the Right Wing media mill ain't using that well so much...

Shit's kinda predictable.

Useful for knocking them off balance.

I frequently think of the start of a joke...

I have had this privilege twice since getting out.

Be cool bitch, you look desperate!

I fear other humans.

The future sucks

This wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.

What a future

Y'all made him give up his peanut farm.

We do not have more money to spend

Fucking conspiracy theorists.
I saw DeSantis "Smile" and my brain did a little tickle.

Yes... trolling for therapeutic value.

She ended up being fine

Mah Gaw, you guys even hear yerselves?

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

MERELY a THOUGHT experiment

Bit of a deep cut

Sorry, I'm a Dune nerd.

Aww dammit.

This is aimed at someone very specific.

And then I woke up.

It's simple.

Movies, TV shows, Books...

He was a legend

Like, subscribe, and hit that bell for more life hacks

If they don't, we've failed.

Overheard someone speaking loudly into their phone at a Costco...

Y'all ain't never getting one.

Existentially Spicy Barbie

Make everything debit... and they need a paper check for your house.

Sad moment this morning

Andrew Tate's head has measurable 45 degree corners

This week's strategy

What a time to be mostly alive...

Watching my conservative friends bitch about the violence on their own side...

An intern just learned that they won't be paid...

Question for the peanut gallery.

Former SIGINTer, worked with one or two NSA and CIA guys

I visualized that which I want to be true.

As a secular Jew who never cared about the religion...

Yeah...

I was hoping they could find the wife and I something...

Metric for Science, Standard for Peasants

Sometimes you just wake up and want to tell the forces of stupidity...

When your cousins take over hosting the holidays and smoking is now out in the open

Because this is your only viable option.

Go ahead, guys.

I think I figured out the camouflage!

Technically YA novels, but holy shit...