
Do you know these people?

Just needed a blow

One session with a trainer and he’s doing the dishes.

This movie gave me nightmares

Welcome Chip to his forever home.

Pepperidge farm remembers…

My wife didn’t recognize him

That red light, it’s like a laser

I hoped more would play along.

I like to take macro photos with a super cheap phone clip lens. Best so far!

Anyone else a fan?

We’re all fine, everything’s fine.

That face when you have a dead mangled lizard in your mouth.

Cardboard cuts

I want to buff you like an animal.

Obscure movies I saw as a kid

Banana bread for scale

Last night I washed my dog and he shrank.
Squishy pug

Pink jeep is angry.

Chip, volleyball star.

Chip, debarking manager.

TFW you’re hogging the A/C vents

Prolly should have saved.

I didn’t open any cosmic portals today

Smash one in his honor

I used to be a fan.

I'm getting old

Psst. Want some movies?

Refined sugar is bad, mmmkay

I got that going for me…

FaceTimed with my parents. They had no idea.

Camouflage

Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee

Latest Xbox controller ad is lit.

Just call me…

Battle of the network stars

“Dad, can you make a Deku shield?”

Another year another door design

Sweet photo of my street lamp

Shits about to get real

Just found a gun

My daughter wants to be “that family”

I’d prolly read this one.

Big papas pickle is the clear winner

Sunset snoot boop

Take your best shot.

Super snoot.

More treat than trick.

Reminded me a Salt Vampire.

Fink vs The Stomach

Anyone 50 and older here? Say hi!

Macroboop

Guess no one answered the phone

I present to you, an extra long frosted mini wheat.

Just adopted a dog!

May cause drowsiness

Inflation’s a bitch.