
How to kill a website

M O L E

Don't even care any more.

The systematic mass-poisoning continues. First it was asbestos, then lead, now its this.

It's THAT simple!

Inequality as measured by Burgernomics.

What fresh hell is this?

Hah! How about NO?

Its a real mystery. *sips coffee*

Destroying the planet is extremely profitable. Oh, and last year the planet breached the 1.5C of warming mark.

Same old story.

I see no lie here.

Lazy, greedy shareholders who don't actually do any work will never be satisfied.

Your friendly neighbourhood pharmacy in action.

Much catchier

Farm-free butter is in the works, and more.

American athlete astonished by the concept of universal healthcare.

It can mean a lot to people who have had to hide their entire lives.

Why do they do this shit?

Well, this will be interesting to watch.

Teaching adolescents to triage gunshot wounds in their fellow students. Cool and normal.

Congrats on your first step towards re-establishing a monarchy! Britain is proud of you!

An absolute mood.

Stop complaining, it's just what the mArKeT has set as a price.

A legendary thread from yesteryear.

Wish upon a shooting star and hope it isn't actually a billionaire going to space for fun.

Reminder: Corporations manufacture problems so they can profit from them while avoiding any sort of repercussions.

Where does your country sit on this carousel of self-destruction?

Billion dollar company kills people, violates court orders and gets away with it.

Gaslighting is the first line of defence.

How to tie conservatives in knots.
Don't forget to charge fully.
The latest in AI-generated dystopia.

I don't think so, jerks.

Right in the childhood...

Dani is a boss.

NO, I don't want to feed your damn AI anything.

Defibs are proof of a vaccine conspiracy in action!