
Well yeah, having to live in a slow-moving apocaplyse MIGHT be a little dispiriting...

You'd think this was an Onion article, but its not.

Aged like milk

Companies trying to hide the shrinkflation

Can confirm. Hurts a little bit.

Wonder how long it will last....

Grab the popcorn.

Oh, piss off!

When you finally moved on from a toxic jerk, but the scars still linger.
When in doubt...FLAIL WILDLY!

How it started...and how its going.

Chaotic good?

Well, this is bleak.

When you phrase it like this....

A trick that I really need to try...

Pay us money every year to actually fully use the car that you bought.

One of our foster kittens is only 6 weeks old but has already discovered how to chill properly.

I hate them so much

Foster kittens...their brother apparently has cooties.
Who would have thought?

In other news: "Birth rates continue to fall; experts baffled!"

Mass poisoning of a generation, brought to you by the oil industry.

Screw you, England!

Witnessing a formerly pre-eminent nation decline in real time. Burning books, really?

Well, isn't that a coincidence!

Ah, back to blaming us again. How refreshing.

Wow, what a catch! Get in quick, ladies!

Awkward.....

So Apple is apparently working on an electric car....

Flawless counterfeits! No-one will suspect anything!

I mean...look at this crap *gestures at everything*

Still can't quite see it though.

MOLE

A totally normal and healthy economic system.

Boo!

WW3 anyone? Another Great Depression? Feels like something is coming.

Bamboozled again!

How to loot a country and enrich yourself by manufacturing a lost generation.
Tiny noms from this little foster princess.

Gotta shut this crap down before it starts.

Why rail workers are unhappy.

Conspiracy nut thinks that vaccines cause birth rate declines; gets slapped down.

What it felt like.

Finally someone put it into words

Using DNA to hack gene sequencing machines...

Such a bitter taste.

Being gay is apparently great birth control. And its true!

Which one are you?

I hate this planet.

Medieval boomer landlords...

An oldie

Here we go again...

"How can we monetise children?"

"Self" help...

How to properly reward employees for hard work.

The ol' switcheroo

Had me in the first half...