Singer, writer, voice actor. Will work for traded content or for free. Give me something to do! I would love to add my bit to your artistic endeavors! I have quality sound recording equipment. Have a song you'd like me to sing? Is there a book you want recorded for your kids to listen to? I could even do Lord of the Rings! Ask for samples (free)! Writing - fiction, well-researched articles, professional language, using humor, clearly communicating ideas. Ask for samples (free)! Other than that, I'm pretty much just the crab grass of humanity...carrying on with a fairly meaningless life, and let's face it, who really wants crab grass around?