dataengineer

179815 pts · January 31, 2017


I do data things. Often I do them scientifically.

I struggle to think of 5 transgender persons ever doing anything other than trying to just do their thing.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I didn't get to hear his last words, what were they: "I'm a cuck?"

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I lived next to the Caltrain station in Mountain View; and trust me it's loud.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She does and you just need to use the keyword: hula hoop girl. you'll find about 3,000 hours

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that baby looks at least a week or two old. Cute story, life happens, but pretty crazy to not know that for that long. again life happens and everyone's different but I think everyone we cared about knew within about 6 days the names of my kids.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rodney Mullen would be proud to see you doing these.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

narcissists are very tied to their impression on others. consistency in signature over long periods of time would be par for the course.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hang on let me send him a smoke signal, he'll get back to us eventually.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Come to Seattle. They won't leave sober, without an excessive amount of energy focused their depression and love of puffer jackets.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there isn't anything to notice since that'd require something unexpected.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I must piss off a ton of people since my signature, even when I practice it is almost never the same even stylistically. I guess I'm not a super narcissistic chump.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Dave.

5 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

fuck that.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

cool way to see the layout of your house.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

should be stripy.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

depending on how you set stuff up as an investor; having a loss in assets can be advantageous.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate every pixel of this.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

toecaine and bropaine; ootsie toasties; mamajambers and misushymasshy potatoes. Twmabtabulary thumbulations

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just go to your local state library or DOJ. Unless it's a closed deposition that stuff is public. Not all states are as transparent (e.g., Florida being the most transparent; ergo "Florida man" phenomenon) but quite a lot is available.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’ll piss ever “car driver” person to find out that the Volvo xc40 is BMW M5 fast.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve watched most bikers I know slob knob in the bathroom of a dive bar in Mishawaka, In called the Pirates Cove. This bars singular outstanding feature is $0.50 PBR every day.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His boss pulls them off per microsecond.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no I do care but I’m not unaware of history. I’m simply trying to wrap my head around this. I’m a Midwesterner so I think about soybeans more than kids.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for not sucking; I’ll read it and take all things as being opinionated since I’ve got new dad brain.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can taste how his feet feel because his soul tastes odder. I dropped some acid, I licked the boot of a lsd train, I smashed an entire farm of mushrooms and yet I don'e understand maga. in all cases it's just. wild.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have exactly one blond nose hair; I'm a septillionaire, and I've never seen a male human.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the best hair trick is: have hair; or don't. 0% of people who you'd like are interested in your hair.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

I hace a Costco analogy but I'm both too tired and dad to deal with this.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1