prisonmike1991

1459860 pts · November 27, 2014


If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden. - Michael Scott

The good old dick twist

Points 122
Comments 30
Views 4477

Good old dick twist

Points 1028
Comments 39
Views 61217

We reject your physics and substitute it with our own

Points 33
Comments 14
Views 1758

Skeet skeet

Points 486
Comments 34
Views 40966

The President of Argentina ladies and gents

Points 21
Comments 17
Views 1428

Hello darkness my old friend.

Points 60
Comments 3
Views 3216

And a Merry Christmas to you!

Points 895
Comments 45
Views 54970

Prost

Points 46
Comments 6
Views 3854

Transforming up dogs into " Nothing much what's up with you? "

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 1112

In the battle between the rock and the stream, the stream wins, not by strength but by perseverance.

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 1851

Or he said? Because Oscar.

Points 24
Comments 9
Views 1659

Well then

Points 1304
Comments 116
Views 87821

Warm like an apple pie

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 2255

The Flop to Hop ratio is high on this one

Points 756
Comments 13
Views 55351

Get your priorities straight

Points 57
Comments 12
Views 2767

Chomp

Points 1014
Comments 82
Views 71212

KEEP MY CANDY OUT OF YOUR PIÑATA!

Points 507
Comments 74
Views 43378

WE MUST PROTECT

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 1373

First I was afraid, I was petrified...

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 2029

Come at me bro!!

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 1823

How do you like them mushrooms?

Points 2675
Comments 137
Views 111557

Everybody was not Kung Fu fighting

Points 815
Comments 56
Views 70085

I shall have the peanuts

Points 752
Comments 30
Views 66120

Umm

Points 933
Comments 63
Views 84805

What's the matter

Points 1491
Comments 70
Views 97718

Psps

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 1308

Define out of touch.

Points 22
Comments 20
Views 2053

Player three has entered.

Points 71
Comments 9
Views 3154

Honey badger don't care

Points 727
Comments 57
Views 64107

Come at me bro

Points 68
Comments 2
Views 3157

He completely Dahme'd her

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 1680

Now that's smooth

Points 1455
Comments 75
Views 95528

The Goodest of them all.

Points 1532
Comments 57
Views 108638

GG, but I gotta go

Points 869
Comments 72
Views 92171

Biggest anime betrayal

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 1921

Women only want one thing, and it's disgusting.

Points 1836
Comments 72
Views 92917

Thankfully someone was in charge of tasing and handcuffing concerned parents.

Points 1262
Comments 190
Views 109269

Oh the comfies

Points 60
Comments 10
Views 2015

Red Card for the Human

Points 52
Comments 5
Views 3403

Howdy.

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 1609

Foreshadowing is a powerful tool

Points 21
Comments 9
Views 1558

Another one hits the dust

Points 1251
Comments 98
Views 118098

The Onion News Network.

Points 18
Comments 0
Views 1692

Sometimes it's hard to put food on your family

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 827

Talula does a hell of a Hula though

Points 8
Comments 11
Views 2004

Good old dick twist

Points 68
Comments 17
Views 3940

What are you gonna do, stab me?

Points 17
Comments 19
Views 2285

Baby shark should do it nicely

Points 8
Comments 0
Views 1335

Good old dick twist

Points 982
Comments 76
Views 85580

HR Employee of the month

Points 102
Comments 8
Views 5405

If I may, you look cute when you sleep

Points 1064
Comments 40
Views 94718

The good old dick twist

Points 742
Comments 126
Views 82645

It's time to leave this planet

Points 47
Comments 30
Views 3143

Trailer trash doesn't like being associated with fellow dumpster inhabitant.

Points 1217
Comments 146
Views 117427

All them Arabic numbers gonna spoil their minds

Points 48
Comments 23
Views 3249

Narrator: As usual, Vlad was lying.

Points 98
Comments 33
Views 6347

Khajit is innocent

Points 26
Comments 8
Views 3023

Good old dick twist

Points 1572
Comments 63
Views 127966
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