
So hot. So bored.

MRW I'm Shia LeBeouf

Awwwwww Yeaaaa

It'll look pretty suspicious if I get sick again.

He's not gone, he's just drag racing covered wagons.

heh heh heh

I got a new mop.

Dag

An emegency bag is a good idea, but I think she missed one important detail.

We're going on an adventure!

I have no idea what this means

Yum

bump bump bump bump

Machine porn

Why would you not make this go to 11?

One picture saves a life.

Just for being you.

Steven Segal has been practicing his cheeseburger kung fu.

Hello, I am the new assistant director of butt-touches.

Lucky Ducky!

Hey, I have my standards.

Happy Saturday

YOLT

How a machinist wastes time

Dat asteroid had me like

Helpful Cthulhu

Dank Dog

I only buy the finest quality soda. You might say I'm a connoisseur.

For that big bass sound.

My UPS driver is a sly one.

I'm not very good at losing weight.

SpaceFrog, meet SpaceBat

Sigh

It's not too late for costume ideas.

Well, if you say so.

It's that attention to little details that makes a company stand out.

Nobody gonna catch my car!

Today is my cakeday.

Lo'cute'us of Borg

As much as I hate this apartment, it has its upsides.

Dat through spindle coolant

U Jelly?

Aggressive pizza-stealing dog

Life sucks

I want one