
MMXIX

if i didn't do my job, i'd get fired. just sayin'.
"chuck, what we got here, is a failure to communicate..."

“It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.” —Jimmy Buffett

remember, remember imgur on the 25th of december

right leaning news site reports a non-retiring republican congressman telling trump he should use his own money to help pay wall

it's numerically improbable, that's all i'm sayin'.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

dude, nobody wants to see you shirtless, or in speedos

and now, a pause for common sense.

and there's that.

so. much. winning.

does it really surprise anyone people stupid enough to vote for trump would donate to this?

a beautiful Christmas moment, indeed.

hey, dpsht! commentary is not fact!

perspective. he's a compromised, shit president.

winning.

dear internet websites: don't be a dck

you know you're in deep shit

every time congress doesn't do their job, which is to govern? dock their pay. every time the gov shuts down? dock it 1 year.

legit question

it's called murphy's law, and amazon is a pro at it.


rhetorical.

fight me

if the blade-less black helicopters swoop in and take me in the dead of night, remember you've been warned.

everyone's eyes will thank you for it

"mommy, is daddy taking out that dancer in the clear heels again? is that why you're kissing santa claus?"

you be the judge

now if imgur can sign up 364 other companies we'd be set.

i can't even

if he lied then about it. he's lying now about it

"uhhhhhhhhhhh........look! squirrel!"

hey.....marky mark and the zucker bunch:

want to make the biggest statement of all? drag his ass into court while he's still in office.

INDIVIDUAL 1

"abandon ship!"

after a whirlwind romance, Macron finally gets tired of Saudi Crown Prince Salman's bullshit and breaks up with him via snapchat

yes it's cnn, no it's not fake news. a congressman not associated with cnn said it.

out with the old in with the new

seth macfarlane

christmas desktop wallpaper

food for thought

did she jingle his bells last night after he raided your college tuition fund to pay her to do it? probably. but relax.

it was in process of becoming irrelevant anyway

hell just froze over: fox news admits prosecutors have evidence trump committed a felony.

for scale


just remember guys, you weren't her first choice either

dat quality doe!

being tried in the court of public opinion can be worse than in a court of law.


thx sjw's!

TIL the definition does not mention what you think it would.

it's gotten out of hand, er... mouth.

yo, jeff. tell them to cut it out or they can go scratch.