
This is the motto of the average christmas selfie post this year...

The downside to working in public sector IT...

I promise the hidden image isn't Javert, dickbutt nor my butt...

At the office when suddenly...

Upvotes be damned. HAVE SOME GOOLLLLLLDDD.

Ninja Kitten

A quick, insanely creepy, message to all those on Imgur.

Some more Least I Could Do, pretty funny web-series.

Pretty much every post I'm expecting after midnight tonight.

If I had a nickle...

All that matters is that I passed... Right?

I... I don't know what I expected...

Was wiping spilled vodka off my keyboard... When suddenly...

MRW I drop my dangly bits.

Welcome to usersub.

Ignore this post. I am a sex robot. Move along.

My dick fights a never ending battle in usersub.

I still have not whatted all of my fucks.

I upvoted the second time hiphop saved my life...

Fuck you too Cleverbot™.

MRW I had a legitimate reason to leave Imgur for a week.

I'm moother fucking glorious.

Your daily dose of Harold.

So, I tried using Viagra last night.

I spent 10 minutes trying to get him to do this...

A total master at perpetual mediocrity.

MRW porn... in... in space.

The daily struggle I have after 30 minutes of new content.

MRW I accidentally click a thumbnail tag.

Soooo... this happened earlier.

Am I doing this right? Or... Should I say left?

What happens to 99.5% of "new memes" on Imgur.

Friend gave me body-building stimulants to be 'alert', I took too many because 'directions unclear' and went to my interview tweaking. I could feel blood pumping through me at 120Mph.

Every. Damn. Time.

This wasn't a perfect loop. I have OCD. This is now a perfect loop.

I learned this trick today.

If you're a bachelor, have comfort knowing...

50,000 Gallon Oil spill in Montana yesterday, thanks Obama.

Sleep decently, or don't.

Well then, this is now on the list of to-do things.

My submission for RHMLK day.

This is definitely my new repost GIF for all things usersub.

MRW dicks.

How to play Dark Souls | Step 1: Die | Step 2-Infinity: Repeat

I miss Weeble's Stuff, so I made you this GIF :).

"Get in my van, I'll pump your balls!" - That guy, probably.

Felt compelled to share that I've leveled up as a bachelor tonight.

Still my goddamn favorite Pokémon™ related post.

Gotta admit, I'd be drunk as hell.

Making GIFs drunk is hard... But it's how he would have wanted it.

How to make a GIF (for those without Photoshop).

Ain't that some shit.

I also severely dislike mail.

Lost my phone 3 days ago, if you didn't know... Android offers this for free.

Made a downvote GIF for you guys, merry January 12th or 13th.

Behind the GIF... GIF.

How I image it feels to be on the front page...