May 22, 2022 10:20 AM
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RavennaMagnus
opheleon
He forgot spinning the apple for so long that the stem got twisted off.
Vydrach
Ahh yes... childhood. Totally not anything I still do, ha ha haa...
Ssigel
Also... cutting the erraser with scissors, making a spider web with glue stick, stretching bubblegum (and beimg told that's gross).
ihavebrowneyes
Forgot peeling dried Elmer’s glue off the palm of your hand after it dries.
rumandbass
Forgot sliding pins and needles through the first layer of finger skin.
MrBinkiBobo
I did a ladder through the skin on my shins a few times. I was bored. It didn’t bleed much.
OogaOogaMooshka
Oh ya I used to be obsessed about doing that. I’d do the palm of my hand.
alwaysupvotefuturama
You forgot to put the switch in the inbetween position!!
PalaverQuader
the forbidden position! god doesnt like that one.
imjustabill495
The magic dust escapes when you do that
thepriceofthestarwarshotelistoodamnhigh
And hear the electric buzz
Ghlargh
And permanently break the switch... Though that doesn't happen so much now that we use LEDs, the load is much lighter.
ArcheoSpectre
Peeling glue off hands anyone?
framandiaugum
I JUST MADE THIS COMMENT. yes.
llcoolj
I don’t mean to change anyones life here, but put a pencil in a drill and put it in a sharpener. Watch that sucker disintegrate.
SleepyGary
I see the music career is pretty slow these days
GravyEducation
Touch the fan blade. Touch it. Also I still do the pen thing at work, it helps relieve stress and in food service you've always got pens
As a server, mine are constantly stolen. CONSTANTLY.
Ya buy the nice pens, they always take em. I grab for pen before receipt, it's a little rude but at least I get my pen back
starkstout07
Didn't realize my childhood surveillance videos were in HD. Nice.
AprilSpectrum
This is ridiculously relatable and nostalgic and wholesome and funny and good.
tarnok
Childhood? I still do most of these things ?
superbiondo
No need to stop now
eeyrjmr
Same, except lightswitch
Byttemos
The light switch mus be balanced perfectly so the lights flicker
edyluk10
Me toooooo
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Yup. Not the pencil because I paid for that and probably not the light switch because it's a smart switch that doesn't strobe well.
omnipotentpasta
Children of all ages
shibbytothelibby
I always pick leaves and disassemble them. Old, dry sticks are good too.
Sticks and leaves!!
Glue on the hands anyone?
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
What a hunk!
vladrichdemaclant
Yes.
JarnoF
CorprealFale
Yes
Mightynineftw2000
GojiraFury
Extrasauceplease
RideTheStimutacs
Am I the only one who would coat their hand in Vaseline, spray hairspray on it, then light my hand on fire?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I did this with hand sanitizer gel. The alcohol burns off before the fire gets to your hand. We would wave at other cars on the highway.
CallumElsdonMcleod
Why did we all have the same childhood? Like there was only one and we all had it!?!
LarvaLamp
We all went to school?
Runningwithwolves9000
It's stimming / ADHD
etcnotect
I've broken a lot of chairs from rocking in them
Forgot to keep going until the apple fell off the stem from the twisting, other than that it's correct.
Strohmodeus
You're at the supermarket and there's sacks of either rice or flour stacked up from the floor. Brain: Slap them. Slap them now.
xFryla
I mean, the wax is still being used, just not on fingertips anymore
Jesperforfan
Just missing chiquita banana sticker on the forehead!
FoxGodRecords
So everyone has that wall switch that doesn't do anything, right? I would walk past mine and flip it several times a week. Then, one day =>
<= I got an email from some lady in Germany. All it said was "Hör auf!"
OK there, Steven Wright.
THAT'S who it was! I couldn't remember. I remembered the joke, but not where I'd heard it. Thanks.
YoureNotGoingToLikeThis
All I see is an adult with ADHD. I am 31 and I feel personally attacked by this ?
jelladelta
Modern tech is distracting us from everything, including boredom. The easiest way to torture sm1 now would be to isolate them from tech.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I had no internet for 2 months after a move. I was happier and more active, lost 25lbs.
MaxximumB
What about sewing your fingertips?
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
cryborg
I'm a straight dude, but I like that man's shorts.
LizLemonDifficult
You can like something without declaring your sexuality. Don't let toxic masculinity interfere with your life.
I can declare anything I want.
I declare you are horny for him then.
FFS, those are grey sweatpants and jorts. These are not fashion icons.
PhailRaptor
His shorts, or what's in his shorts?
They would not be that shape if he was not in them.
TIL liking shorts is gay
But they're comfy and easy to wear!
... but he is wearing jogging pants..... -.-
You can like a man's clothes and not fuck him.
ThaWhiteRanger
SwankyPotato
So is spaghetti until it’s cooked
LowTinaTurner
*until it gets wet
Short?
FartmanMD
Why break it? Once the bottom is dropped in you can fold the rest in without breaking it.
Another MD? Do you have a medical degree in pasta? Jokes aside, totally agree. Breaking spaghetti is the 11th sin.
One more reason I’m going to hell then.
Yes, unless you’re Italian
pazuzu7734
I always opened up the pen and stretched the spring so it'd bounce higher
SirMarcsalot
Hacker man!
yvanethnioj
Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle. I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
EchoWhiskyBravo
Came here to say this.
avalani
Same. Could get some height on those ones
MrDrButthurt
Are you an engineer now?
ENCHANTMEN
One thing that's neat is if you have it unclicked and drop it from high enough, it will click and not bounce.
The kinetic energy transfers into the potential energy of the spring, so it just kinda stops.
You can also do the opposite and drop a clicked pen and it will bounce higher than you dropped it from
PoopholeAintALoophole
We made spring loaded pen cap guns by rearranging the parts.
Did you ever put in a second spring from the pen you just broke playing this rocket launch game?
YannC
I always disassembled the pen,played with the spring, spring jumped somewhere where I couldn't find it again, reassembled sad pen w/o spring
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I randomly disassembled the pen, lined up the parts neatly, then slowly put it back together, like a hitman with his rifle.
sparkz1977
This is my pen. There are many like it, but this one is mine.....
S33KER
And in my head I also said the part names: "recoil spring goes here.."
eagalian
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
SailorPupitar
... said the hitman to his target after a sudden change of heart.
Not the spring but I took apart and reassembled pens all the time
Endocrom
Every pen I own.
9o8o9o
/a/ZOk5mPS
Happylilpie
I took them apart at least...
jamastermann
I would take it apart, jam the spring into the pen tip, and launch that sucker into the ceiling
Efreeti
Same. I still do.
Kloves
That works?? I will be trying this
Sigge1981
Yup. Me too
tcpolecat7
Ditto
RichardPotato
WHAT
JoshuaFalken
HE SAID HE ALWAYS OPENED UP THE PEN AND STRETCHED THE SPRING OUT SO IT WOULD BOUNCE HIGHER
BigFatBobbie
sum1ne1
As someone that's hard of hearing, thank you for repeating.
Noksus
you may also have some other conditions because you aren't supposed to hear text.
WHAT?
RavennaMagnus
opheleon
He forgot spinning the apple for so long that the stem got twisted off.
Vydrach
Ahh yes... childhood. Totally not anything I still do, ha ha haa...
Ssigel
Also... cutting the erraser with scissors, making a spider web with glue stick, stretching bubblegum (and beimg told that's gross).
ihavebrowneyes
Forgot peeling dried Elmer’s glue off the palm of your hand after it dries.
rumandbass
Forgot sliding pins and needles through the first layer of finger skin.
MrBinkiBobo
I did a ladder through the skin on my shins a few times. I was bored. It didn’t bleed much.
OogaOogaMooshka
Oh ya I used to be obsessed about doing that. I’d do the palm of my hand.
alwaysupvotefuturama
You forgot to put the switch in the inbetween position!!
PalaverQuader
the forbidden position! god doesnt like that one.
imjustabill495
The magic dust escapes when you do that
thepriceofthestarwarshotelistoodamnhigh
And hear the electric buzz
Ghlargh
And permanently break the switch... Though that doesn't happen so much now that we use LEDs, the load is much lighter.
ArcheoSpectre
Peeling glue off hands anyone?
framandiaugum
I JUST MADE THIS COMMENT. yes.
llcoolj
I don’t mean to change anyones life here, but put a pencil in a drill and put it in a sharpener. Watch that sucker disintegrate.
SleepyGary
I see the music career is pretty slow these days
GravyEducation
Touch the fan blade. Touch it. Also I still do the pen thing at work, it helps relieve stress and in food service you've always got pens
framandiaugum
As a server, mine are constantly stolen. CONSTANTLY.
GravyEducation
Ya buy the nice pens, they always take em. I grab for pen before receipt, it's a little rude but at least I get my pen back
starkstout07
Didn't realize my childhood surveillance videos were in HD. Nice.
AprilSpectrum
This is ridiculously relatable and nostalgic and wholesome and funny and good.
tarnok
Childhood? I still do most of these things ?
superbiondo
No need to stop now
eeyrjmr
Same, except lightswitch
Byttemos
The light switch mus be balanced perfectly so the lights flicker
edyluk10
Me toooooo
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Yup. Not the pencil because I paid for that and probably not the light switch because it's a smart switch that doesn't strobe well.
omnipotentpasta
Children of all ages
shibbytothelibby
I always pick leaves and disassemble them. Old, dry sticks are good too.
tarnok
Sticks and leaves!!
framandiaugum
Glue on the hands anyone?
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
What a hunk!
vladrichdemaclant
Yes.
JarnoF
Yes.
CorprealFale
Yes
Mightynineftw2000
Yes
GojiraFury
Yes
Extrasauceplease
Yes
RideTheStimutacs
Am I the only one who would coat their hand in Vaseline, spray hairspray on it, then light my hand on fire?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I did this with hand sanitizer gel. The alcohol burns off before the fire gets to your hand. We would wave at other cars on the highway.
CallumElsdonMcleod
Why did we all have the same childhood? Like there was only one and we all had it!?!
LarvaLamp
We all went to school?
Runningwithwolves9000
It's stimming / ADHD
etcnotect
I've broken a lot of chairs from rocking in them
Ghlargh
Forgot to keep going until the apple fell off the stem from the twisting, other than that it's correct.
Strohmodeus
You're at the supermarket and there's sacks of either rice or flour stacked up from the floor. Brain: Slap them. Slap them now.
xFryla
I mean, the wax is still being used, just not on fingertips anymore
Jesperforfan
Just missing chiquita banana sticker on the forehead!
FoxGodRecords
So everyone has that wall switch that doesn't do anything, right? I would walk past mine and flip it several times a week. Then, one day =>
FoxGodRecords
<= I got an email from some lady in Germany. All it said was "Hör auf!"
RideTheStimutacs
OK there, Steven Wright.
FoxGodRecords
THAT'S who it was! I couldn't remember. I remembered the joke, but not where I'd heard it. Thanks.
YoureNotGoingToLikeThis
All I see is an adult with ADHD. I am 31 and I feel personally attacked by this ?
jelladelta
Modern tech is distracting us from everything, including boredom. The easiest way to torture sm1 now would be to isolate them from tech.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I had no internet for 2 months after a move. I was happier and more active, lost 25lbs.
MaxximumB
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
cryborg
I'm a straight dude, but I like that man's shorts.
LizLemonDifficult
You can like something without declaring your sexuality. Don't let toxic masculinity interfere with your life.
cryborg
I can declare anything I want.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I declare you are horny for him then.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
FFS, those are grey sweatpants and jorts. These are not fashion icons.
PhailRaptor
His shorts, or what's in his shorts?
cryborg
They would not be that shape if he was not in them.
RideTheStimutacs
TIL liking shorts is gay
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
But they're comfy and easy to wear!
PalaverQuader
... but he is wearing jogging pants..... -.-
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
You can like a man's clothes and not fuck him.
ThaWhiteRanger
SwankyPotato
So is spaghetti until it’s cooked
LowTinaTurner
*until it gets wet
cryborg
Short?
FartmanMD
Why break it? Once the bottom is dropped in you can fold the rest in without breaking it.
cryborg
Another MD? Do you have a medical degree in pasta? Jokes aside, totally agree. Breaking spaghetti is the 11th sin.
SwankyPotato
One more reason I’m going to hell then.
SwankyPotato
Yes, unless you’re Italian
pazuzu7734
I always opened up the pen and stretched the spring so it'd bounce higher
SirMarcsalot
Hacker man!
yvanethnioj
Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle. I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
EchoWhiskyBravo
Came here to say this.
avalani
Same. Could get some height on those ones
MrDrButthurt
Are you an engineer now?
ENCHANTMEN
One thing that's neat is if you have it unclicked and drop it from high enough, it will click and not bounce.
ENCHANTMEN
The kinetic energy transfers into the potential energy of the spring, so it just kinda stops.
ENCHANTMEN
You can also do the opposite and drop a clicked pen and it will bounce higher than you dropped it from
PoopholeAintALoophole
We made spring loaded pen cap guns by rearranging the parts.
MaxximumB
Did you ever put in a second spring from the pen you just broke playing this rocket launch game?
YannC
I always disassembled the pen,played with the spring, spring jumped somewhere where I couldn't find it again, reassembled sad pen w/o spring
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I randomly disassembled the pen, lined up the parts neatly, then slowly put it back together, like a hitman with his rifle.
sparkz1977
This is my pen. There are many like it, but this one is mine.....
S33KER
And in my head I also said the part names: "recoil spring goes here.."
eagalian
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
SailorPupitar
... said the hitman to his target after a sudden change of heart.
GravyEducation
Not the spring but I took apart and reassembled pens all the time
Endocrom
Every pen I own.
9o8o9o
/a/ZOk5mPS
Happylilpie
I took them apart at least...
jamastermann
I would take it apart, jam the spring into the pen tip, and launch that sucker into the ceiling
Efreeti
Same. I still do.
Kloves
That works?? I will be trying this
Sigge1981
Yup. Me too
tcpolecat7
Ditto
RichardPotato
WHAT
JoshuaFalken
HE SAID HE ALWAYS OPENED UP THE PEN AND STRETCHED THE SPRING OUT SO IT WOULD BOUNCE HIGHER
BigFatBobbie
RichardPotato
sum1ne1
As someone that's hard of hearing, thank you for repeating.
Noksus
you may also have some other conditions because you aren't supposed to hear text.
sum1ne1
WHAT?