omnipotentpasta

224469 pts · April 5, 2019


Almighty and Al dente

Happy Thursday

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 0

Saved this for you

Points 34
Comments 2
Views 0

I did an experiment on my dog

Points 118
Comments 53
Views 0

My own worst enemy

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 0

My doggo really likes cherry tomatoes

Points 39
Comments 92
Views 0

Is it still Thursday?

Points 40
Comments 8
Views 0

Aaaaaand we’re back

Points 29
Comments 8
Views 0

Wow I save a lot of things from here. Here’s 50 I’ve recently enjoyed

Points 1075
Comments 57
Views 0

50 more random things I saved on my phone, but this time from the bottom of the pile (remember 2016?! *sigh*)

Points 670
Comments 37
Views 0

Always low prices, always Walmart

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 0

The Y is Silent

Points 49
Comments 13
Views 0

Hope I find a good one!

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 0

Went to a weird store yesterday.

Points 35
Comments 17
Views 0

Panko appreciation post. Too many reaction Pankos on my phone.

Points 27
Comments 18
Views 0

Had a weird idea for a reverse tooth fairy. Used Snapchat to edit stock images and made my nightmare a reality. Enjoy.

Points 8
Comments 8
Views 0

Took a picture of a goldfinch on a sunflower but it was too far away so the zoom pixelated just enough to look like a painting

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 0

Stroll down Meme-ory Lane part 4

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 0

Happy 29th.

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 0

Keep socially isolating, introverts, we got this.

Points 86
Comments 26
Views 0

Found my first grey hair!

Points 7
Comments 9
Views 0

Things I liked enough to save to my phone. Part 3

Points 1122
Comments 56
Views 0

Told my dog she was adopted.

Points 76
Comments 5
Views 0

A dinosaur wandered out of the woods today.

Points 37
Comments 9
Views 0

Coming soon to a manager near you

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 0

I am a terrible joke of a person, thanks for noticing

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 0

Anyone know what this weird uncircumcised mushroom is?

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 0

When was your earliest memory?

Points 7
Comments 27
Views 0

MRW I go on Netflix looking for something to watch today

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 0

I was trying to remember which color teletubby went with which name and made a frightening discovery

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 0

Raising awareness for THD

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 0

What did it cost?

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 0

When you’re in the middle of something and notice your pager from earth is buzzing.

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 0
Next page