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allow meow to introduce meowself
Nexus297
#19 I'm certainly going to keep this in mind as a standard for what I can post/get away with
f8al
#18 bananboozled
TakenToaster
#33 must me an American
notacobra
#19 one of my old Warframe friends was big into this kink, she writes erotica under the name ovigirl on reddit
muchLongerUsername
#1 Sartre saves the day!
LogarithmicRhinoceros
#19 Well. Guess who’s gained a new fetish?
SphetLovesHotTang
gotta try that gum now...
trigonman3
Jeff Goldblum
omnipotentpasta
Yeah five gum is pretty good
pritolus
#34
brianingram
#36 as a teacher, this entails the futility of sending anyone to an office.
Sauroctonus
But IKEA furniture isn't hard to lut together.
followmeiknowtheway
#16 every time
Jinxies
That cat isn't being rescued, it's being taken into custody
followmeiknowtheway
license2kilt
Nexus297
#40 Unpossible
trigonman3
#11 This is why you should learn Morse code for SOS.
pritolus
#9 I was gonna say that people who find Ikea furniture hard to assemble probably just can't read, but even that's not a prerequisite
queuedeee
#46 This joke comes with extra feel good because proper spelling
omnipotentpasta
Damn there’s a duplicate. Also yes I see the ifunny and 9gag marks. They’re old, I didn’t always know better.
Nexus297
#33 Baby Republicans
tater1337
How/what do I google to get #19 as a result?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
oddly enough, it's not "how it feels to chew 5 gum"
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#37 POV, you just pulled a sick prank on me, earning a well deserved eye roll
davefleming19903
pleaseacknowledgethecat
omnipotentpasta
It was bad and you made it worse, for that I am grateful. *googles how to repress memories*
tavinjer
To the top with you!