omnipotentpasta

224469 pts · April 5, 2019


Almighty and Al dente

I don’t know which Sam Jackson you mean. Need middle initial

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This almost makes me want to look in the mail bucket. Almost

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We didn’t even get to see the guy chopping up coffee tables

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you mean ? it was the climax of the story

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, this is my favorite comment of the day. A meaningless award, but it’s yours now.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lyrics booklet for my mixtape

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alls well! Just been too busy for my normal shenanigans. I have new shenanigans that are requiring more attention.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Series finale was pretty dark though…

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*anyone

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Semi

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would they break it? It was expensive

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s not confessing he’s bragging

6 months ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 3

“Do you have any games on your phone?” -Panko, probably

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

v

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does a bear poop in a truck?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow you made this so much better. You are loved and appreciated

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sexter: original sin

7 months ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

*canned laughter from studio audience*

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah only natural “intelligence”

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should maybe get a cap so it doesn’t escape

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*cant

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could also address them to djt then have the letter start “dear President Elon” for an added layer of trolling

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus: is born

Christian’s: hey let’s bring a tree inside

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, is President Musk going to be okay with that?

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good wintertide, heathens.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s my jam tho

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0