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MRW I try to iron my clothes
There goes the meat again..
Leah when you give her pizza
Dammit hammer! Look what you've done!
But wait, there's more: http://i.imgur.com/6PlRXhI.gif
FP edit: wow, first time up here. I'm honored, and at the same time scared. Send me anything to comfort me.
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
"Hello?" "Yes" "Just calling to let you know I'm about to eat like 4 bags of cheetos" "Yes, I poured them all in a large bowl" "Bye" "fuck!"
zeacorzeppelin10
If your family gets upset when you bring home a pizza, it's time to get a new family.
sixstring1der
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING PIZZA!!!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Anchovies.
TheChosenOne77
MRW I open my inbox after asking for pics
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TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
Thanks, Obama
2kilo
Dammint, now i want to know what miracle product wille solve these critical issues
CindyTheTVsLeaking
Yes, me too. I actually am curious to know what the hell they're selling!
daletvak
Typically "as seen on tv products" are crap in both quality and usefulness overall. Some stuff is alright, but typically avoid the stuff.
BreadyStinellis
Ove-glove for life!!
FilthyRapscallions
If these people were real, no product could save them from the helmets they clearly deserve.
lemunde
Torgo's Executive Powder, of course!
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Jesus.
zeframfarlane
Smith & Wesson
IFrickinLoveSharks
As a Britt I'm just gutted we're missing out on watching these!
quicksilver1
in Australia, we have whole channels dedicated to this stuff now D:
PaprikaSix
Nah we have them too, you're just not watching the right channels; need to step it up on the old people TV!
BlueCrystalFeatherPen
Strongest argument I've ever seen for eugenics.
naWHATSme
KlaatuVaradaNicto
Forgot one of the favorites:
ninjagaidensigma
He's already trying to get the milk off of his face before the milk lands. BAAAAD acting.
supervillin
What in the fuck.
chocolatepatty
https://youtu.be/L4MzF53je5M 2:49, I'm on to you
cobaltus
As a parent of young kids I can say the one of a kid spilling his drink then staring aghast instead of doing something about it is accurate
lotrmith
Literally all of the ones with children are true.
cobaltus
Except for the "Pizza again?!" one
HotMagentaDuckFace
The milk pouring into the cereal one gave me flashbacks to Saturday morning with my kids.
ShamanC
Best one yet. Throw the iron in the machine.
ninjawarrior13
My thoughts exactly! How else would you wash AND iron your clothes at the same time? Lol
myoriginalnamewasntoriginalenough
BITCH THIS AINT STUFFED CRUST
Cooooooooooobalt
Yolo
redstonepowah
PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!
MadScientistHououinKyouma
RAAHHHHAAAA YOU MADE ME DO THIS!
Xaaanaaaduuu
Unless...IT'S ON A BAGEL!
FreshVaultMeat
MsLeeuhh
This woman looks so much like Jane Lynch to me that I can see her doing a skit on SNL or something parodying some of these...
skwint
There's a meme in here somewhere. Blame the tools!
YouHadMeAtHell
"I can't believe mom got us pizza!"
wellthiswasunexpected
Aww, but in a damn box!
NotCreativeButITry
Said no one ever
gvdjurre
https://youtu.be/3y5z4E8GoRM
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
What the hell, mom.
RussellCrowesFightinRoundTheWorld
http://imgur.com/3ssaiwB
ninjagaidensigma
"How to not be a completely useless woman! It's so hard :(" But wait! With the man-in-your-life-2000 you can pretend to be useful: by proxy!
justtheendoftheworld
#15 I have that struggle everyday.
MsLeeuhh
I think this is the one that made the least sense to me, I don't think I've ever seen the infomercial that it belongs to, and how?????
UsernameNotTakenYet
^ Insurance companies hate him.
smiles669
Here's some pizza! "OH FUCK OFF MOM! ""Ya Margaret go fuck yourself! Jesus!"
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
In my head I said this in a British accent
didgeboy287
Big Macs last night and KFC the night before?? Get us food we effing like for a change!
nitebandit
Damn it, Margaret. Can't you see, we already got Chinese.
Mayhzon
Most ungrateful family in the history of pizza baking.
tourettic
I think she needs to call... A DIVORCE LAWYER! Call within the next 20 minutes, and receive this nifty pen and a consultation...
saturos01
You sound Australian to me
TheSadCafe
Lol out of all of them, I was confused about that one. What were they upset about??
didgeboy287
Come on, we ordered a large!
MaciekWaszczuk
No pepprroni?
tinycatsays
Serious answer, I think it's either mismatched theme (they had Chinese takeout on the table) or "Why woman no make home cook meal for us???"
TheSadCafe
Lol thanks!
nameisunavailable
That dumb bitch got them pizza. I mean jesus, pizza? really?
Nathanfake
inconsiderate, lazy bitch!
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Maybe if she didn't work so much she might know what the hell is going on in the family, MARGRET!
TheSadCafe
Lol wow
benfranklinsgal
She's wearing a pantsuit so we know she's a working mom.
RandomAvatar
Did they just try to clean that spill with the case of Sonic the Hedgehog? Seriously?
xenogear78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t55Ilj9FtI8
lifesucksthenwediesofuckitletsgethigh
Hahahhah I didn't notice that. That's just rickdickulous
nursep94
"Janet, I just spilled red wine on the credenza" "it's okay Paul I'll just mop it up real quick with this FUCKING BOX."
PriceRight89
Sonic 2.
llIlllI
Almost as bad as, "I railed on this wall with a hammer, and now THERE'S A HOLE IN IT???"
RandomAvatar
My thoughts exactly.
Sapphire829
https://imgur.com/ur6dAvX.jpg
Ouroborus
Gotta clean fast!
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Come on, clean it up! You're too dirty!
Ohmannnnnnnnnn
haha nice!
chocolatemilkshark
foreal. cant let that stain set in.
zettaslow
generalsplayingrisk
on one hand, a link. on the other, "Le." Decisions, Decisions.
Yraeldeathsound
Cant upvote you from 666 sorry. Just cant be that person
RandomAvatar
This comment got me to Trusted notoriety. It's all good.
Horseclick
some people are just literally too dumb to function
laughylaugherson
Instantly thought, "Is that a Sega Genesis game cartridge case!?"
tekcor
No. That was Sonic 2.
lemonfluff
I thought it was a vhs!
yoshimasta
Yeah, me too!
redamancy
Literally stared at the screen and said out loud "Did they just try to clean that up with a VHS?"
Wizco
When sonic 2 released in America Sega made a parody infomercial for the commercial.
BecomeAnAstronaut
$54.99 damn
ThaEnder
It's like video games are immune to inflation.
ReallyGoodBee
Hey, PS4 games are $80 dollars here, brand new.
ReallyGoodBee
And holy shit, the marketing budget of the average Call of Duty game is twice what it costs to actually make the game
AlkeneThiol
I bought the original ChronoTrigger for SNES the first month it was out. $75.
AlkeneThiol
And that was in like 1995
GummyGopher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4pg1bOEdM
SwingOutOrBust
That game was my childhood.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedUsername
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Chadss
Way past cool!
aqueus
Thank you for bringing this into my life.
johnvictor
Dude, what were we on in the nineties holy fuck?!
Ah5ok4Tano
have never seen this before, thank you
BlueDrache
Dunno which is worse, but I saw it first run. :/
Makinan
Now that's advertising done right.
Mahjarrat
I want it!
MrRandom314159
I'd have only bought it if the wiener dog sweater was included.
LehdaRi
Japan is strong with this one
melwil
Haha, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!
HorseonaBike
There has to be a better way
INDIG0M0NKEY
Some of these you can see the moment they think "ok now I have to spill"
nnythemaniac
I came directly to the comments to make sure this one was there. +1
NotACreeper4345
Hey, there's nothing worse than realizing your towel is too small too late and you don't want to run around naked
TwoBitGreaser
If you're tired of this happening, then people you know are tired of you.
KarmaticOne
... BUT WAIT.
thegr8rambino
Has to
GrapeGrandma
shannabananaa
Read this in the voice
GatorTD
And there is Kevin!
PenguinsAreFish
damn you beat me to it!
captianfabulous
There's always a Kevin
crushrollandspreadlove
Found the friends fan! Hi!
GatorTD
How you doin?
crushrollandspreadlove
Ha ha ha, could you BE any funnier?
InboxMeYourOwls
There isn't. This is life and this is how it ends.
JoshVita
Hi, it's Vince from Shamwow... HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! http://imgur.com/qEP7W9S
acenorth69
Billy mays my nigga
rattlebone10
Best comment of the day.
nation543
i learned that a number of these are created for people with handicaps or disabilities, such as the snuggie.
thexdutch2
For just 20 easy payments of $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping and handling.
ForBrutusIsAnHonorableMan
I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment!
timgreentea
Good luck, fucker!
lilylorraine
RIP Mitch!
WesTexMex
There is for a limited time offer you can have...
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FireBeanII
Awesome
hernil
I would lie if I said I wasn't curious about the alternatives they have to offer
wellthiswasunexpected
You two made me laugh. +1 for everyone!
firecracker0418
Act now and we'll double the offer!
CannedBread1
Three easy payments of...
firecracker0418
Only $19.95! Quantities are limited
wellthiswasunexpected
Oh god, please, make it stop!
firecracker0418
See...laughter can turn to tears. That cure for that is on the next infomercial.
strcmdman
Call today for mishaps begone. Don't struggle like our paid actors. With mishaps begone cream never experience impossibly awkward moments
DankMemorial
But wait there's more...
Zixtank
A brain I hope...
SuperRockinMrMagic
I mean I've tripped over a hose before
Cockfight
The girl dealing with salmon stuck to a pan that tosses it through a window and causes judgement day had me laughing so hard I snorted!
fleXbad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX9hL93HPMI
KennethMChaves
The best
pies4sale
"and causes judgment day" made me snort
TheThingsTheyCarried
That's literally what it is. It's a clip from T2: Judgment Day.
SkyOnImgur
Best salmon 10/10
prototipple
That one is good but I'd never seen the faceplant in to a glass coffee table before. Wunderbar.
crazyesdumno
Was a NZ ad about home safety if I remember correct... yip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI
FlametheSeraph
I was laughing until ...
cheesyblasters
My favourite by far. It seems to be an actual ad though, thought it was SNL at first.
Neeeeep
I expanded & watched the remaining items to find out what you were talking about and I too snorted with laughter!
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I couldn't breathe and got an ab workout at the same time!
Melleah318
That was my favorite of the bunch.
benedicuminmysnatch
Directed by Michael Bay
TheThingsTheyCarried
*James Cameron
bachterman
susie salmon.
zenxan
Yes! That one is probably my favourite gif on the whole internet.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
My favorite is simply for the raw emotion of infuriation I get from watching that kid eat the burger. Who the fuck didn't teach him how?
Skittleballs
To be fair, I often make a mess eating burgers. By that I mean a tiny spot of ketchup on my shirt or something, not bathing in it of course.
Doggelicious
That gif annoys me to no end; not even a toddler would be able to make such a mess even if it attempted to
ThisIsntSpongeBob
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! WILL REPORT MY SUCCESS IN -25 YEARS!
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I want to smack his parents exponentially more than I want to smack him. He's their little failure.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
You haven't been around many toddlers, have you...
sdlabs
Gluten-free vegan parents. Now suck up your spirulina smoothie.
DafeDub
Yeah i laughed the most on that judgement day one.
hackller
yes! that's a godd'n that!!!
Gronglebert
Yeah, me too. And I'm in a library. And I work there
stillers2000
Best part is the lady pouring the pop didn't even spill a drop
hockeyandgolfer224
Pop is a sound made usually after a rapidly expanding object or even another name for dad. It's called soda you neanderthal.
HiPuddin
This country is truly divided. Never is it as obvious as it is after someone says soda wrong. Let it begin.
sebawlm
I think it's for a product that protects you from the fizz. I... think I actually saw that infomercial once.
CrispyBit
It still looks weird. "Oh no! The soda poured into the cup exactly right. THE CARD GAME IS RUINED!"
hockeyandgolfer224
It's called soda.
BewareTheCrocigator
Fizzy here
PeacockFeathers
It's a coke... not matter what flavor
stillers2000
Not where I'm from, pal :)
uknowscotty
I'm not your pal, buddy.
hockeyandgolfer224
I'm not your buddy, friend.
zombiedanceprod
Not a real word in my neck of the woods.
zombiedanceprod
As a minnesotan living elsewhere, thank you for saying pop.
stillers2000
Pittsburgh's got your back
zombiedanceprod
The true word of carbonated beverage will endure.
GamerTaboo
Live in Illinois and I cannot STAND when people say "Soda." It's POP!
ThatMeantSomethingDifferentInTheNavy
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/0c890555223431a83430ae011af51b108698f280d1f3d4852f82b0a12732dd6d_1.gif
gmanhass
all in all docking is pretty hard thing to do.
TitaTitanium
what the fuck is she doing
Romemot
Anal acquaintance.
Carnikevorkian
Thank you for making me forget my imminent divorce just for a moment and putting me into a laughing fit.
Gink0
Metaphor:
SovereignPhantasmia
You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby
ItsAllZeroesAndOnes
Maybe next time you'll metafive/7
Zechie
I know exactly how long that bottle is
SovereignPhantasmia
Twice as long as half its length.
TwoStepsFromHell
It's one (1) whole bottle long.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
What... was she trying to do?
SovereignPhantasmia
Make America ferment again.
Sariad
At first I thought that was a cloth and she was making a molotov cocktail
amishcannoli
Nope, just a fruit cocktail.
Sariad
get the fuck out
amishcannoli
OK. :[
nightmarebear
Idiots: an actual marketing demographic.
ramarins
Actually, we've discussed this in here before: those products are mainly for disable people.
InvertebrateErotica
Or disabled people. A lot of these products are intended for the handicapped
reux
White middle class people???
VegasVarnes
I love the lady that hammers her wall, the acts surprised at the result. Hahaha
Xaaanaaaduuu
Hammer y u do dis
Dreamdayer
Fucking causality.
JCaf
I thought she was looking at it like, 'Mjolnir?'
CheshireAlice
American cardboard walls allways suprise me.
BreadyStinellis
It's drywall. It's only used in relatively new construction. That's why europe doesn't have much. You have older buildings.
bananatoast
That's some dumb shit I would do.
AbbathBloodyAbbath
What would you expect when using EIGHTH INCH DRYWALL? C'mon Margaret.
castille360
This could work as an advertisement for a much larger hammer.
VonGod
"WHAT THE FUCK HAMMER?!" "Get the fuck out of my house. You disgraced the family. "
TexasBaconMan
I wonder what product that commercial is selling...
CrystalCat2
Maybe a stud detector?
VegasVarnes
I was thinking maybe an indestructible wall. ;)
TexasBaconMan
Magic Hammer?
tomyironmane
Go work drive thru. Tell me how implausible it is after you're there for six weeks.
llIlllI
Holy God. I gave up on people after working drive thru. YES THAT BIG FUCKING SIGN IS WHERE YOU ORDER, DIPSHIT.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
15 years in retail took quite a toll on my empathy.
sian327
I love how she looks at the hammer as if it deliberately fucked her over.
lucadollar
Et tu Hammer?
getawesome
"You goddamn Judas... "
chocolatemilkshark
"what the hell, is this thing made of metal!?"
raidleadergutts
There was even a Behind The Gif of that situation.
BallsackHippo
OMG I think this hammer is broken, I'll brink it back to the hammer store.
Killertomato84
who the fuck complains about mom bringing home a dank ass pizza?
MoooCow
I don't like ass pizza
somethingdark
Somebody whose mom has been bringing pizza every night for the last two months?
Killertomato84
So... What was the problem?
xcopperx
The husband looks like hes gonna beat her for not making dinner and her face says she knows
LarvaLamp
A GIANT dank ass pizza at that?!
rchecka
That reminds me, I really did fall thru a glass coffee table once. The lesson: don't try to hang a new ceiling fan after your beer session.
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Overhamsteren
The lesson: don't try to bang a new ceiling fan after your beer session
S0nicLightning
The commercial with the lady through the glass table is legitimately terrifying
TheMagicYeti
That table knew what it was doing
Strahd666
I want to know what the tonka truck was made out of?? Cast iron?? 500 lbs of lead? That thing did not move!!
GrapeGrandma
That's the one I laughed the most at...
bananatoast
I just don't have glass tables.
FillerNameToFillTheBox
That's cuz it's an ad for trip prevention, not fruit snacks.
andiesex
I lost my shit laughing
MegaBurrito911
It's not from a real infomercial, look up fruit-e-bars
lemonfluff
I want to know what product that is advertising.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Reconstructive surgery.
ewpolly1
Fruit & Bars, obviously. Can't you read?
noirthesable
Here's another fake ad they did that's a bit less painful to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaJHLPwhnF0
Belvedere86
Having your kids clean up their crap. Or insurance, one of those.
noirthesable
Correct, actually. It's a PSA by the ACC, the New Zealand compulsory federal accident insurance.
noirthesable
It's actually a New Zealand government PSA from the federal accident insurance provider, ACC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI
chompychompchomp
Yeah, a family member had a former co-worker whose husband tripped in the dark and fell into a glass coffee table. 1/2
chompychompchomp
He bled out before the ambulance could get there...2/2
namelessfish
Jebus :(( I should always be thankful I only smashed my eyebrow and not my eyeball or body into the corner of a glass table as a kid...
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
ACC PSA. Scarred me for life when I first saw it – 'gahh, another muesli bar adv–WHAT THE FUCK??!! AAHHG!!!' >screams, flees<
bakedjesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI its an acc ad in new zealand
BewareTheCrocigator
Yeah I was surprised to see an ad I recognised
MicManGuy
JESUS!!
MightyMightyMoose
I was thinking insurance but yea acc sounds right
Murvivi
Oh God, it's even funnier with the sound... Then it becomes rather saddening...
aliiak
Theres a couple, like one with a guy getting out the shower and slipping
yoshi
https://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/
Niyok
Spent like an hour browsing that sub. Awesome share.
PoliticalRavings
Dot, so I can read and watch later.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
As a Mexican, I will literally smack the shit outta anyone who bites a taco like that
LordofGoats
You mean there's a better way?!
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
There has to be!
llamasaylol
I tend to scoop out some of the middle with my tongue before biting. I will fail otherwise. I'm not with @YourMaker though.
JoeMetallic
As a white guy, I'm happy to have been taught how to eat tacos by a Mexican.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
You are welcome friend
sweetnaivety
I have always eaten hard shell tacos and never had problems with eating them, i don't understand why people hate it so much!
wellthiswasunexpected
Agreed
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
https://media.giphy.com/media/Hq4DYXhDkEvHW/giphy.gif
wellthiswasunexpected
Oh boy, that's a keeper. +1 to you sir!
graerth
No worries, I'll never get tacos as long as tortillas exist (I find hard shell tacos to be maybe the most useless food ever invented).
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
Lmao very true but most people seem to think tavo Bell was made by mexicans
BattlefieldCounterStrike
i know taco bell was. idk what tavo bell is tho :(
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
It's a knock off
BattlefieldCounterStrike
oh. stupid american knock-offs
thatdutchguy
What's the correct way to bite a taco? We don't really have them here in Holland, but when I was in the US it always spilled everywhere
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
From the left or right side (depending on your handedness) - never from the top or bottom. Pinch it slightly to keep everything in.
thatdutchguy
Yeah over the top seems stupid anyway, thanks
getawesome
Step one: throw stupid hard taco away or give it to an idiot. Step 2: buy/make real taco.
thatdutchguy
What's a real taco?
getawesome
Soft flour or corn (or both) tortilla, seasoned meat, onions, Cilantro, sprinkle of lime juice, cheese. Pico de Gallo optional. Tequila.
thatdutchguy
You had me with Tequila!
vowofloudness
Unhinge your primary jaw wide enough to admit the entire taco. Grip it with your secondary pharyngeal mouth and pull it in whole. So simple!
GamerTaboo
This was funny as hell, lol.
thatdutchguy
In lack of that i'll just put the taco in a blender, same result right?
vowofloudness
Sure if you want to look like "el gringo".
thatdutchguy
Hey, i'm so white I only turn red in the sun, I have no choice but to look like el gringo
theeconomistnonotthatone
The correct way to consume a taco starts with a "soft shell" (i.e. a small tortilla). If you must consume a hard shell taco turn your 1/
theeconomistnonotthatone
head perpendicular to the the taco and eat it as fast possible... then make another taco the right way. 2/
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
You sir have won an Internet's award please mail me 1 check of 30 dollars to receive your award
theeconomistnonotthatone
Will I get the check faster if I send you my SSN too?
koldkiller
I like to wrap my hard shell taco in a large soft shell taco with extra fillings in between the two shells. The soft outer holds it all in.
otterboxing
This... has changed my perspective on hard shell.
getawesome
The best filling between hard and soft is refried beans and cheese, mixed together.
gorgosaurusrex
Not sure if madness or brilliance.
koldkiller
try it and see. I usually coat the inside of the soft shell with the sour cream as a sort of glue. Soft and crunchy. win win !
GoGoGadget
It's called a double decker and you can get them at Taco Bell
sweetnaivety
Taco Bell has had them for a long time now!
TheRictusGrin
No one has ever had this reaction when this is happening.
scurve
Doridan
Who eats pizza AND Chinese food?
FridgeOfDoom
oh thats a pizza! i thought it was a map and i got seriously confused.
aguynamedDeadpool
You're getting your pizza in my Chinese
theSLF
Found out my niece doesn't like pizza, she is dead to me now
Smashingtorpedo
Dammit Sharon I said no onions!
Grubenwolf
"Are you fucking kidding me Mary?! PIZZA?! I wanted some fucking lettuce!"
SuccesfulFailure
Collective 'this bitch'.
terribledeathwhinny
I hate when I have too much disposable income and have to order out for food that we all enjoy. It's a damn shame is what it is.
jawood2005
Looks like there's some Lo Mein there, too. I wouldn't really enjoy that combo most nights, either, to be fair.
Lax44ros
But pizza is not glutten-free
AromaTaint
The Force Awakens cast should have had that reaction at the first script reading.
MauriceSpangle
lol there is another pizza on the counter, likely has to do with this strange woman who isn't their mother/wife (see #6, the real moms).
DevonGronka
Why is she bringing pizza when they already have chinese takeout?
Maldraek
"Fuckin' bitch! What's with this pizza?"
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Jesus Christ, Sharon. Pizza and Chinese together? Really?
lemonfluff
The Dad in #12 gets me everyone.
DidItForScience
They waited until she opened it up, removed the lid and set it down to bitch! They smelled it coming in the door! And she was working!
Snooj
What the fuck is wrong with her stupid entitled family?
Xen300
You don't mean they're entitled, you mean they think they're entitled or are self-entitled. This inversion is increasingly common.
twozerooz
Shh, their just actors, it'll all be okay....
Theodrian
They're
ImFunAtGrammarParties
What the fuck is wrong with your stupid grammar?
elbdms
Women... sort yourselves out!
MrHashSlingingSlasher
TRIGGERED
meximartian69
Because it's not pepperoni
AndersM8
The pizza wasn't gluten free.
sthill7
They're just pissed because she was late and they already got Chinese food.
Shimobe
Dammit, Linda! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DELICIOUS PIZZA?
analbinosquirrel
Maybe the tray was really hot form the oven, and the family was pissed because the mom ruined the wooden table?
Dintdent
When I saw form, I just thought: YOU FOOL THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
I've had some terrible pizza, so terrible it made me cry a little in misery. But I was excited when it arrived, dammit
bionikchkn
That's like saying you had terrible sex, unless you've been to prison it doesn't exist
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Oh... no, terrible sex does exist my friend
lemonfluff
The Dad in #12 gets me every time.
JayeRod
i mean they have a table how come no ones using it
MeminPinguin
MOM, YOU BITCH!
bttycrckr
OH COME ON MOM! TAKE OFF THAT POWER SUIT
JoseJoeForLife
Maybe they're upset because there's already Chinese food on the table, and pizza clearly doesn't go with Chinese
Valorien
WHY IS THIS ALSO FUCKING FUNNY!?
dahjay
Chitalian food is great.
Pikkupanda
Pizza goes with everything. You make me sad.
JackHandy70
Pfft tell that to every Chinese buffet I've ever been to.
Treblaine
That'll be hard, you've been to a lot of Chinese buffets haven't you?
Dominian
"Honey, we already ate chinese for dinner!" "I work all day, so here is your pizza and my family dinner." That's my solution to this gif.
ToTheBeeMobile
Pizza? AGAIN?
CraigMCF5
The husband is already SUPER ANGRY before he ever sees the pizza. He's like... oh these fucking papers OH GOD DAMNIT PIZZA TOO FUCK.
renmiu
Omg xD
thrashedbarrier
Karen what the fuck is this shit
wulfansur
Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad you're still having it. At the dinner table....with your kids present. I didn't think this through.
Treblaine
Guess you never served pepperoni pizza to militant vegans before...
Treblaine
And before you vegans jump down my throat I did specify "militant vegans"... you vegans are all so militant.
ZaeMillion
We get it, you vape.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
I have a boyfriend!
KyleVox
The dad was already disgusted before he even saw the pizza. Asshole.
Rc58
Especially when it's boxed. Wouldn't you have heard the door or something?
CaviarBurrito
She must have said "no one is allowed to eat this" as she set it down. . . Pizza is never bad.
marylanddd
hang on are they in the middle of eating Chinese when she brings the pizza in?
TheShadowProclamation
Yes. Hahhhaha
LordMotherfuker
"You dumb bitch"- The dad probably
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
They already had Chinese food on the table. What mystifies me is why she got the pizza after they'd eaten.
SweetTartnipples
Dammit Judith
concretefuntimes
But mom we wanted Chinese food
ObiWanShalomi
That dad looks like the dad from that 'Mom whats an orgasm?' 'I dont know I never had one' post
IisCoCo
its vegan pizza
notenoughmail
They just mad because they filled up Chinese first... then that bitch finally brings out the good stuff.
agumonkey
the whole mammalian tree agrees with that
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
I wonder, what did she do wrong?
TakeItToTheHouse
Dinner at Stan Littleshits house. Peggy fucked up the pizza order (again). So now Stan and his two Littleshits are pissed.
AntiTrollPatrol
Thank you
WithPride
When you've had the same flavour, same brand, same way it is prepared for days on end, you start to get sick of it. ._.
taylorisnotacat
i actually think this is from an infomercial selling fondue pots. So, they apparently want less mozzarella and more melted cheddar
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
I'm assuming the implication is that she works, so she's not cooking dinner for her family? Is this 1955?
idoknowwhatcakedaymeansnow
I like your username. Is it in reference to the show Shameless?
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
yep! Though I'm thinking of changing it after this season; I'm liking Fiona less and less now
idoknowwhatcakedaymeansnow
Who is your favorite character in the series?
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
Lip, though I wish his college experience was portrayed more realistically. What about yours?
Iaimtomisbehave
I seem to remember the phrase that went with this was "Cold again!"
Aldante92
They must have Daredevil senses because they look pissed off before they can even SEE it, much less feel it.
CaptainQuarkk
What if instead of cheese it was like... mashed cauliflower. I might have a similar reaction.
krapmyself
Nobody has ever ordered you a pineapple and mushroom pizza, eh?
F0x27
I was wondering if it's been reversed? So they have pizza and Chinese on the table.. And she takes the pizza away so they get all mad...
SaraSlaughter
What an asshole family! They've got Chinese take out to boot! A dream come true!
MadBecauseTheresAnotherPARTYWAGON
Pizza AND CHINESE!?!
Dirge00
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JambaJews
Careful 'round these parts, sonny. Take my upvote and tread quietly.
smoogy
That pizza had no peperroni on it that's pretty fucked up
zErrix
Those picky shits. She OBVIOUSLY tried the Chinese food first and they didn't want that either! Lol!
Ireallyneedhugs
That is how you know it's fake.
ryandunn
wtf we had pizza last night!
LetMeResearchThatClaim
ha yea same with #6 ... like "OH NO IT WENT-- right in the cup...?"
whatspaulplayingtoday
It did splash everywhere, though.
calmmelody
rewatch, it actually doesn't splash anywhere but in the cup, somehow. They just try to act like it did.
OmegaKamidake
It also goes all over the table right at the start of the pour D: gif too grainy to see it very well though
calmmelody
ah, it didn't look like it, looking at the table. I thought all that hit the table were the cards in the guy's hand
rollzroyce15
But it all over the table as well...so yeah that kinda reaction happens.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
reddit.com/wheredidthesodago
Hurrrrrrrrr
hold both of these are in the same "kitchen"
ChrisDaPatriot
I wonder if they're from an infomercial parody...
MauriceSpangle
It actually explains the pizza one, I'd be shocked if some strange woman in a business suit dropped a pizza on my table. One on counter too.
LetMeResearchThatClaim
holy shit how did i not notice that
naturallyicy
Clearly the mom needs to get her shit together
GR3453m0nk3y
Holy shit.
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
Tthe Bizarro family.
mybrothersmario
the husband and son also look suspiciously similar.
IsYourGarageDoorOpenYoudBetterGoCheck
Maybe that's 'cause they're related
ChemicalPizza
ILLUMINATI
AnythingMuchShorter
Guy has two kids, gives you a conditioned phobia of filling things up instead of spilling them.
jimwormmaster
.........wow. Take my upvote.
JohnnyTitelips
It's diet pop, probably.
IisCoCo
diet soda
AlaSnackbar
Ungrateful $#!+s. She obviously worked hard all day and brought them pizza for dinner. PIZZA. Trophy husband & snotty kids.
lvsv
Lol that husbands a little shit. Make the food then Gawd
bacononbacon
Pizza AND chinese! Ungrateful shit factories
Shellay
That wasnt even the first meal on the table!
getawesome
Right!?! They already had Chinese takeout, she gives them a huge new York style pizza, and they have the nerve to bitch about it?
DidItForScience
They waited until she cut the lid off & served it like a waitress, you know they smelled it coming in the house. They act they didn't know!
Valorien
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!
HelpfulHomo
wouldnt a trophy husband make the dinner? ...or so ive heard.
underpressure00
Blasphemy!
MichaelScar
It's what happens when you order pizza from Pizza by Alfredo and not Alfredo's Pizza Cafe
TheWizardsWife
I understood that reference. But I don't understand how to post gifs.
JollySassyOperaSinger
Hey Michael Scarn. I'm your fantasy dream date... After the chair model of course.
LandBeast
This is the comment of the century.
neonoptic
I get the point of your post, but some take out pizza is awful dogshit. Seriously.
WelcomeToTheWasteland
I admire your courage boy
MechaNinja
Can you imagine? "Oh god, not PIZZA!?"
rrlyrae
perhaps it had something to do with the chinese takeout already on the table?
PolishSpaceProgram
"And the pizza's cold! Not the pizza! /s" -Squidward
HocusPokesUs
Where's my drink?
krazywhiteguy310
My diet Dr. Kelp.
Deathbreath666
Dont tell me you forgot my drink
BrownTown2
AND they have Chinese too!!
TaintedGENE
fucking Philistines.....
LivingDecomposition
As long as it's not Little Ceaser's
jonjonthewise
How dare yoy
SandraReddleston
Yeah, these phrase sounds unrealistic.
AndersM8
"We wanted boiled vegetables motherfucker!"
lemonfluff
Only if it was the 8th day running. But don't they have Chinese cartons everywhere?
MrRandom314159
Depends on if they're all severely lactose intolerant, except the mom.
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
and chinese? come on man!
bendoverandbraceyourself
Plot twist: they are all on keto
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
FloridaIsTooHot
I work at pizza hut, yes I say this daily
MechaNinja
Oh, sure. I worked at Taco Bell while I was at university. There was a time that no matter how high I got, Taco Bell sounded awful.
FloridaIsTooHot
It sucks, the only pizza I will willingly eat is pizza from Disney world in the Italy part
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Sorry about that. *reassuring pat on the back*
otterboxing
My mom went back to school when I was 6. Dad cant cook. Pizza and kd for MONTHS. Now kd is "orange death" and pizza is "please, no"
Valorien
Oh god, I'm sorry - but I'm laughing!
cfcannon
That is when you learn to cook yourself. My Dad could ruin toast and eggs. Mom at night school. Not like you'll ever reget learning to cook.
otterboxing
I wish I had. My dad promised us all a dollar for eating some concoction one night. Yet still, my cooking skills are super limited. :( I try
TimidWallflower
What's kd?
Turbz
I am curious as well.
aznanimality
Kill/Death ratio.
Tradewindrain
I'd like to know too, and no, googling didn't help.
IDidWhatYouSeeThere
According to Google, Kevin Durant
AnonOmis1000
To be fair it could be shit pizza.
MechaNinja
Looks to me like pizza from a single place, not a chain.
AnonOmis1000
Doesn't mean it's not shitty~
duckfan76
How do I pizza?
ABadlyBehavedRabbit
Especially from children!
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
"Wow mother, are we really expected to eat this unhealthy mess? Appalling."
bloodpuncher
My kids aren't huge fans of pizza. Either I'm a terrible father or they've been replaced with changelings.
Valorien
Hahaha!
malachitedragon
I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Sincerely, Replicant 1012247
ABadlyBehavedRabbit
Changelings for sure
Turbz
Have had them tested by a professional testing doctor?
JackBeak
Fucking synths
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt