
Found this in a bathroom stall

RIP Gene. All our times have come.

When I had a sex dream about my ex, and my girlfriend starts the conversation with "you were sleep talking last night"

When you write a funny comment you expect to get a ton of upvotes off of but you get downvoted instead

My process before I downvote a post that is one picture of a woman and the title is just her name

Ruining lives

MRW the dental hygienist asks if I have been flossing

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there
Watching all the people actually try to storm Area 51 and get shot and I’m at home watching

When you’ve had boots on layaway at Zapateria La Bailarina and you make three payments for your new genuine ostrich boots

When I see all the Secret Santa posts and I didn't sign up

When it's 00:01 on December 26, and people are still posting selfies

During the Olympics, please don’t forget the biggest Olympic underdog story of all time

Not today hooligans!!

Hero/villain mash up