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justherefortheconfession
Ok, him putting his arm around a woman and rubbing her lower back doesn't mean anything. He does the same thing to Ivanka....uh, oh, I mean, wait...
SchenectadySlumlord
Wedding ring is gone too
SleepyHollowAppleTree
BeverlyHillsBillie
You just know she ran the numbers on 18 years of child support.
DesdemonaMoor
What's that saying about the company you keep?
ceceoh
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas?
MajjieStar
To be fair, he always did prefer hamburger to steak
Baconlovesyoutoo
Who's gonna be surprised when Loomer claims she was duped into playing Trump's campaign wife and she had no idea the funds came from Russia?
jediknightswhosayni
Let's be fair here. The geezer clearly needs somebody to change his diaper, and Melania isn't going to do it.
enderite
There go those Christian values his supporters love so much again!
drgonzo67
"He's not my priest!"
javeragetreats
Hey! Don't look behind the curtain!
sbro11
not even that will not stop the christo-fascists from voting for the felon.
TheMurderousCricket
I knew she was a "looking for a generous gentleman" type.
SalmonTheWise
So what is she doing at Mar-a-lago with this bozo? She wants to pay for the taxi back home herself?
graehall
I saw the video of this screenshot, it's so obvious Loomer & Trump are fucking. Laura's like if Hitler & Eva Braun went through the teleporter from The Fly at the same time. It's going to be hilarious if her idiotic nazi voice in his ear is the straw that breaks the back of his campaign. It's also why she's been lashing out at MTG & Lindsey Graham for criticising her & Trump on twitter in page long venomous screeds over the last few days. I couldn't be happier with how much damage she's doing
ElroydIsGone
That explains why MTG - of all sorts - suddenly criticizes her for her ... wait for it ... racism. Marge is just randomly snapping at her, b/c she finally sees her chances being Donny's favourite girl go down the drain.
graehall
Yep. It's a popularity contest to see who gets to be at the top if Trump becomes god king of America and Loomer just made it clear she's Donald's main squeeze now so the rest of the kids are fighting with her and Laura's lashing out and it's just so hilariously childish and petty and distracting for Donald leading into the election and exactly what we all need, him off his game with absolute bonkers level dumbass nazis advising him in his ear
yeahhedugit
First of all, thanks for that image.
Secondly, he's too old and out of shape to be fucking anything except the American people.
georgejimmydoodle
I soooooo hope he starts repeating her bullshit. "Harris will make the Whitehouse smell" will go over fantastically. Seriously, Donnie. Do it.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
this feels like a GoT episode..
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Season 7
graehall
It really does, it's bizarre and gross and stupid and yeah that's pretty much what GOT's writing was
magical8ball
BrockEffingSamson
Trump looks weirdly-thin in this. Is he losing weight? Bizarre.
SlickWithaLimerick
The oversized suits go a long way
dendiverdown
This may be true, but HOW is it being done? There isn’t enough ED pills or injections in the world that would enable overweight, 78 year-old Trump and his reported mushroom “member” to be able to “perform” the needed action of fucking. Unless, of course, fucking Loomer would be about as difficult as throwing half of a hotdog down a flight of stairs…
thevoiddancer
Maybe she's pegging him?
Ginoawesomesauce
There's.... Ways... Of exciting sexual pleasure without fucking. What these old guys are looking for is the FEELING that they are young and viral. So he'll show her off, talk about how young and horny she is, talk about how often they have to fuck, and then, IDK, she'll use a cigar on herself or something (that's what Clinton did with Monica), and after he's slightly aroused just get on in there and mess with stuff till a little white dust comes out. There's a whole sex work class for old men.
lechevalierdubalibari
Trump is viral alright, probably herpes.
CreepyPhlox
Don’t have a link to the video?
CreepyPhlox
Do you*
graehall
I do! https://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1834402317652619706
DutchBoeremeisie
Oh, that was worse than I could've imagined - prolonged touching. Wished I hadn't just eaten.
Also, wth is he saying? "She's actually ... a [lot softer?] [garbled]"?
graehall
It really is. It's so fucking obvious those fuckers are fucking. I'm just glad that she's such a stupid & hateful nazi that her voice in Trump's ear heading into the election will only make him make worse choices that will damage his chances & cut him off from more thoughtful advisors in his MAGA inner circle
stoots24
Brings a 9/11 Denier to a 9/11 Memorial Ceremony on 9/11 at Ground Zero. Eww.
Nofoxlefttogive
She's even too far right for MTG.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/09/12/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-laura-loomer-rhetoric-maga
AgainstMethod
Even she gets that they can't just swap out the dog whistles for regular whistles. Harris' race is off limits in public.
nunyabidnesstwats
Tbf she's right about Florida
ButteryBiscuitBass
A broken watch, etc....
nikkilaurakevin365
Downgrade 🤣 they're both disgusting
Iblamemyparentstoo
Ew, talk about sleeping your way to the bottom!
DWolf
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
I don't even know which one you're talking about
igglebotato
Iblamemyparentstoo
It's a draw
Rijtjeshuis
Ewwwww.
FellaWithUmbrella
I tought they were against gender-affirming surgeries?
FellaWithUmbrella
But I’m ok with this relationship, because it makes Margarine Taylor-Greene hella mad!
rshini
and Loomer's stupidity is hurting Trump, she's the one who is whispering the Haitians eat pets (now she's claiming they're doing cannibalism, so what for Trump to repeat that)
darewhee
She’s younger than his daughter 🤢…and also spread 9/11 conspiracies saying it was an inside job (dumb dumb who probably watched Loose Change as a teenager and believed it)
justherefortheconfession
That's not all she spread.
PrinceMaxx7
She was also a covid hoaxer, antivax moron..
mygoldenwitch
Damn, she sure doesn't look it. I would've thought same age at BEST.
SlickWithaLimerick
Young folks who get botox end up looking like desperate middle-aged folks.
DarkwingDuc
She's also a vocal racist and anti-semite. So... perfect match.
rshini
despite being a Jewish woman herself, she was so upset when she flounced to gab and was blasted by anti-semites for existing.
DarkwingDuc
That might explain what she's done to her face. Like some kind of self-hating body dysmorphia, trying to hide her Jewish traits? https://imgur.com/bulcsrM
Tyrann01
All that work makes her look waaaaaaaaaaay older.
PlankTableGo
The greatest Christian man to ever live, everyone. An entire generation of Christian boys is being raised with this man as their role-model for what a good person is.
Bogoowoahgoo
Pure blasphemy.
Arkkeri
Oh, was MTG jealous? Is that the reason for her rant against Loomer.. race to the bottom I guess..
ButteryBiscuitBass
It makes sense now.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
She did molest a cardboard cut out of him in front of a crowd so this doesn't surprise me.
MadHatter69
Who is Laura Loomer, the right-wing activist in Trump's inner circle? https://youtu.be/kYzeO1ZQd1I
savagesong
Ewww. He is 78 and she’s 31. That’s a 47 year age gap. That’s disgusting. Plus she’s is the shittiest of humans. I hate this timeline…”Vote against the Nazi’s”shouldn’t be a slogan in 2024.
perlninja
Wait she's 31? She looks like she's in her 50's...
Midgarmerc
That is a ROUGH 31 good lord (An even rougher 78)
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
Motherfucker, I'm older than that thing by 3 years!? she looked 50 years old.
NATA5
Some people are under the impression that plastic surgery makes you look younger but all it does is make you look like a 50 year old trying to look younger.
rshini
If you get a close look, it's extremely obvious she layers on more makeup than a Ringling Bros Clown.
Foundation shouldn't be an inch thick.
nonottelling
This. 100% this.
I’m a 52 year old ugly fart of a guy, I honestly thought her to be AT LEAST my age. The yikes just became stronger on this one. By a lot. A lot a lot..
JoeGringo
Hahahahahahahaha, also ew.
enderite
WhyDontYouMakeMe
That dude just got his brain scrambled like an egg
idontlikebigreesescupguy
betterave
so much ew
SecretAgentSuperBooger
So much ew that...
n0d2ablindh0rs3
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Kinda funny too. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie. But funny strange like a Woody Allen marriage.
CgnCalling
“Not funny haha but funny queer “ - Karl from slingblade
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
So much more ew than hahahaha.
roughingupthesuspect
This was my exact first thought.
Melonfish
MasterMookie
The amount of money someone would need to pay me to sleep with that orange thing is so high I would own several countries.
TurdBurglar3000
I'm afraid I feel the same way about the puppet from Saw
MasterMookie
Oh I would rather sleep with the puppet than the orange thing. The orange thing is real. Thats so much scarier.
TurdBurglar3000
Huh?
petpet3d
denimdenis
I’ll one up this vomit inducing thought of Laura Looney and Jabba the Hutt getting it on, make it a threesome…..with Marjorine Taylor Greene hahaha
Cosmicfisherman
You have that backwards.. Hehe.
Aliubi
At least we know why MTG is on her ass
CgnCalling
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew haha
tzahtman
That is a woman that MTG referred to as extremely racist. Let that soak in.
MutteringMisanthrope
*................
KidCharlemagne524
Trump:
grappapa
MTG is just jealous.
Fungdart
Magic: The Gathering?
Djones06236
Don't you dare utter a beloved card game when referring to a huge pile of dogshit!
But, I always see Magic, too...
Fungdart
Okay but seriously, wtf do they mean with MTG?
tzahtman
Marjorie Taylor Green, the Jewish Space Lasers lady
joculatorwald
MTG just wants Loomer cancelled because Trump wouldn't tap her caveman ass.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less." - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries, from Schlock Mercenary.
AgainstMethod
Well she's not wrong.
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
Downgrade? Who was she with before?
ActionJohnnie
Or what
SirMarcsalot
Ha!
DaveSamsonite
Pete Davidson and John Meyer tag teamed with Gary Busey batting cleanup.
YellowSparrow
brilliant - I haven't had such a vigorous sensible chuckle in a while
UncleBuckFutter
Nobody.
Ffudmethen
Downgrade? She was a Russian bride hooker who hit the jackpot
MyGreatestFearBoner
Dollar store Dr. Cuddy.
powwerbottom
A diaper she found on the beach
MoralRectifier
a pile of feces?
HufflePuffPuff
Pizza the Hut?
BklynPunisher
Don’t insult feces, at least shit can be useful.
Buffoonery
I'd rather step in, slip, and fall into that pile of feces than listen to one more sound-bite from the pumpkin-faced dipshit's prolapsed anus shaped mouth.
Nofoxlefttogive
The poop emoji?
skrimg59
i think they’re saying she’s a downgrade from melania for him
yeahhedugit
GuysJustWannaFish
Ya but who cares about him up/downgrading?
PunchyFromCleveland
He does, so we laugh at him on his level I guess.
MachoMemeRandySavage
Reports say she had been dating a discarded, rusted out, septic tank, filled with baby diarrhea.
SniffUmaMuffins
At least that wouldn’t be actively trying to harm people and destroy democracy
CodeWarrior
So, a downgrade going to Trump then...
SquirrelLaunchr
Didn't know she was in my yard with my septic tank. Fuck.
DaveSamsonite
Oh shit, this is a huge downgrade
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
No, no, that's who she's dating now, who did she date BEFORE!?!
RayneOfSalt
Alex Jones? I thought he was dating a gay frog?
Ninethousandone
Adult diarrhea is way worse than baby diarrhea, especially when it comes to breastfed babies. The poop is yellow but it just doesn’t smell as bad. I think it should be mentioned because he’s perhaps comparable to baby diarrhea, but probably better than adult diarrhea.
Tomigami
Sounds like a lateral move to me - oh, was the previous septic tank NOT a 34-count convicted felon?
MachoMemeRandySavage
It was a tetanus hazard though and filled with giardia.
xj4low
Melania obviously despises Trump and can't stand his touch. Loomer doesn't even look like his type.
spacecowboyein
She reminds me of Stormfront from the Boys.
KitchenClean
I was wondering if Melania would move back to NYC since Barron is going to college there.
outlawNumbskull
Very true. She looks nothing like his daughter.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
She's about 30 years too old for him.
DaffydeDick
For $130,000 she became his type.
Imalwaysready
One rarely “looks” like a submissive racist on the outside, though.
wadatahmydamie
Yeah. For one thing she’s over 13
bardman135
He touched her. She didn't sue. She's his type.
IMightGenerouslyUpvoteRandomess
Until she puts on the blonde wig....
Gracethehedgehog
she is his type - complete sycophant.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
Didn't Barron just turn 18? I bet she's done with the facade and just riding it out to get a deal in the divorce.
heywoodjabme
That deal was pre-negotiated and then re-negotiated multiple times. I suspect it has a new bonus for staying passed the election in the hopes that the facade somehow helps get him elected.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
Not to mention that if she files for divorce, especially before the election, his psychos will come after her claiming she's trying to make him look bad (as if he could get worse). I'll bet she's either going stick it out a few more years and hope the McDonald's finally gets his ass or she's going to make him file first. Either way she's likely to come out with more money than if she's makes the first move.
noneedtodoxme
There was news that she siphoned off $26M from some inauguration fund.or something. I wish she'd live her life broke and desperate.but the grifter knows how to steal money. She's as bad as he is .
Sebastopol140
Just add bleach
Justwarlockthings
Not enough bleach in the world…
cfry23
Remember the time he had an actress play her at a rally?
Muertasha
Pictures?
DWolf
Sauce? This sounds hilarious.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Jesus Christ he did what? I missed that one - obviously not surprising but holy hell that’s pathetic
MasterChristopher
Yeah, she doesn't look like his type at all. She looks like she consents.
sigmatis
Perhaps he's doing it not to have to put up with MTG.
W0lfsbl00d
He ditched Marj for Alina Habba.
AwesomeBorderCollies
Ahhh that explains why mtg said—in a shockingly sane message—the donOLD shouldn’t be hanging around people like the loon. Marjorie was jealous because she wanted to be the next First Lady. And then lady Lindsey of SC also spoke up. Strange, but not shocking, maga mating habits.
rshini
or Kari Lake, given apparently her visit to Marg-a-Bedbug she latched onto him like a barnacle
PerthAussieMike
But she'll do for free what Stormy charges
Harbltron
"Free"
BarnegatLight
She got US citizenship and a renegotiated prenup, she'll be fine.
xj4low
And got her parents here.
IceWeaselX
Stormy didn't charge him. She claimed she was saying in her head, "Don't try to pay me," while they were in the middle of it.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/stormy-daniels-describes-sex-with-trump-in-cringe-worthy-detail-ugh-here-we-go-please-dont-pay-me/
The $130k hush money was separate from that.
xj4low
The only time he made sure to pay someone. Just too cheap to pay out of his own pocket and tried to pass it off as a legal expense through his company.
KalmaWallu
Keep her mouth shut? Does not seem like that's true...
DWolf
Any port in a storm. I'm sure the number of desirable (sane) women willing to be touched by him keeps going down dramatically.
dbbbbs
Sane? "A far-right activist known for her endless stream of sexist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-Muslim and occasionally antisemitic social media posts and public stunts, Ms. Loomer has made a name for herself over the past decade by unabashedly claiming 9/11 was “an inside job,” calling Islam “a cancer,” accusing Ron DeSantis’s wife of exaggerating breast cancer and claiming that President Biden was behind the attempt to assassinate Mr. Trump in July." (NY Times 2024-09-12)
DWolf
As I posted above, that was my point.
IconicM
I don't think she's sane...
DWolf
Exactly my point.
LittleBuddyBeni
Funkman418
tRUMP has that look, what have I DONE
DutchBoeremeisie
cjandstuff
Proof there's someone for everybody... for a price.
BladeTurMoiL
Try’n to get in his will at the absolute last moment. Gonna have a stroke when he finds out he loses.
TheJuiceLoosener
Lose? Trump?! That's a factually impossible outcome. He's gonna win California and his home state of NY.
LittleBuddyBeni
it's all gonna go to debtors anyway lmao.
holgerdk
PourMeAPuppersPlease
bananabonanza3
Wowwwww that’s disgusting.
It would be great if news officially breaks before the election. I don’t think it’ll change anything- I think most MAGAts are fully aware that their candidate is a detestable piece of shit, but they still hold their nose and vote.
TakeAChillPill16
Melania filing for divorce would be so damning. I don't know if she could lossibly be motivated more by scorn than by her own self-interest, though. She knows that Trump losing means bad things for her financially. Once a gold digger....
BTWash22
Nobody on the Trump train would change their mind.
SirKaill
Files for divorce, then releases a tell all book, and says she is voting for Kamala.
Mandarinduckmama
Melania didn't file during the others, she won't file now. She's gettin hers, I promise. She's got her lover on the payroll, I'm sure.
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
Does anybody think for a moment that Melania didn't know EXACTLY what she was getting herself into?
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
Paraphrasing, but from an interview of Melania I recall reading:
"Would you be with him if he wasn't rich?"
"Would he be with me if I wasn't beautiful?"
So, no, she never attempted to hide the fact that she's a sugar-baby. Only Trump's idiotic followers ever tried to claim she was anything more than that.
codenametrixie
I believe Putin ordered her to be Trum'ps handler.
stronomer
Well, human trafficking is a multi-faceted situation.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Agreed - I hate The portrayal of her as a victim. It’s just patronising - she made her choice, and the consequence is that she’s unhappy. She isn’t some trapped, delicate hothouse orchid who had no other option, she’s a grown woman.
Mandarinduckmama
With lotsa money.
rshini
she's also a racist bitch herself, she help spread the birther nonsense, and rumor had it she wouldn't step into the white house until all the toilet seats were replaced.
ElroydIsGone
I'm quite sure, that becoming 1st lady and actually having to act like one instead of flying from party to party burning sugar-daddy's money surely wasn't on her Bingo card.
blainetog
It's legal for women to file for divorce (for now). She could leave at any time.
ElroydIsGone
I mean, for sure, but I just pointed to the irony, that she surely can't have believed to be Donny's only "sweetheart" forever and that she must have expected to watch being replaced by "something" younger before she can jump off with a golden parachute, but... having to play the honorable lady of her *honorable* husband, having to act as if she cared for other people, AND the golden parachute being delayed time and again, b/c politics... the horror, I say, the HORROR! (/s)
rshini
Trump pre-nuptials the shit out of his marriages, she's waiting for a clause that won't fuck her over.
javeragetreats
I feel like this scenario was always going to play out with Dump and she was fully aware of it. He's been banging women on the side for years. It's apparent that she despises him but it's a transactional relationship based on cash.
INeverReadTheTOS
And the "MUH SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!" types will continue to worship the very ground his fetid tangerine feet walk on.
djj25
Hope she makes him wear condom
littlefoxpounce
Haven't you figured it out yet? The only time a marriage isn't considered proper is when it's a gay one. They didn't care about anything else to do with it. If it's gay it's wrong. I still hate this time line. Don't let that dude that's talked to me hear me say that he'll get butt hurt again
KidCharlemagne524
Shaodyn
A major feature of conservatism is "It's OK when I do it." Since he's conservative, he gets a free pass.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
MeLurkYouLongTime36542
"Fetid tangerine feet". OMG. I'm in tears. That is hilarious.
DaveSamsonite
He’s just a fucken whore. No wonder Marge Traitor Goblin hates her, she must have been sleeping over before. Sickening. I’m serious. This makes me puke.
crodrigues
magas automatically: "real MEN cheat on their wives multiple times" also the religious fans of him: "just like in the Bible, all shall be unfaithful"
pareidoliaperson
It was about women...
HandoB4Javert
noneedtodoxme
She is a pathetic human. They both deserve each other
HandoB4Javert
Vamp13
Hot take: having your political analyst spend their days in Florida isn't a problem, neither is taking a picture with the analyst even with your hands wrapped around her back, which is just a way to take pictures. The actual problem is A. He is a criminal and B. She is a Nazi
Bobbutnotthatbob
Good use of “Fetid”. Good word.
wisher1977
He could say that he’s going to take on a 2nd wife and those nut jobs would still love him.
materesan
The sanctity of his fourth marriage! That guy is disgusting! EW!
molimom
earthtokelly127001
He certainly likes the nutjobs.
weewaawoowoo
His feet won't be tangerine. No way he can bend down to add the Citrus Red 2 food dye or whatever it is he uses on his face, to his feet. No, his feet will be white with strong blue/green hints.
FermentTheRich3000
Bloated zombie toes
draconyum
I'm willing to bet he has someone paid to do that for him even though it would be disgusting for any normal human being
PerthAussieMike
They casually ignore all his sins and criminal activities, he can do no wrong in their cult eyes. Scary, crazy and weird :(
terdfergusonuf
Crazy how half of them are religious and don’t see the eerie resemblance to a certain antagonist in his actions
4etherling
They're not really religious though. They claim a title and then make up what it means. Religion is a cancer that needs to die.
Shaodyn
One of the main features of conservatism is that it's OK when we do it. Trump gets a free pass since he's conservative.
Gestalt7
They don't ignore his sins. They covet and embrace them. He gets away with everything they wish they could do openly.
Harbltron
That's the reason that the Trump presidency emboldened so many people across the world to be outwardly racist and reactionary; seeing the most powerful person on earth act and speak with less though and tact than a drunken hick validates the worst of us.
sundaymondayhippyday
Maga Cult be crazy and Weird!
Littledirtybirdyfeet
It bothers me to no end. I grew up in a religious community, and every one of them seems to have lost their marbles. Defending his lies like it's a matter of life or death. You should be able to give criticism where it's due to your leadership. You shouldn't get offended on someone else's behalf when they are validly criticized.
bolshevikmuppet
To be fair, lots of people seem to be developing mental disorders earlier and earlier. Probably the plastic in our bodies. For example, a friend of mine just got diagnosed with dementia. He's (only) 60 years old. That's like 10-20 years earlier than normal. I doubt he's the only one, and he was bright enough to realize something was wrong. My point is, people are acting uncharacteristically, and there might be an actual source beyond mass craziness. Maybe were already used to magical thinking.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
I think it's a bit more ordinary than that. We're products of a failed education system (or working as intended) anti-intellectualism is as American as Black Friday.
RoutemasterFlash
I just think that if you were to try and come up with a caricature of a man who embodies every single deadly sin at once, you'd probably get something like Trump. And yet the Christian Right pretty much worships him.
miraclemaxcoc
They are afraid. I can't tell you what they are specifically afraid of, but typically they have been trusting rules, not faith, and they don't know what it looks like to put faith (and love, if they are Christians) ahead of rules.
Dogman1227
They made their hate filled bed, and it scares them, so they are trying to get him in so they don't have to lay in it. It's inevitable though so all they do is delay. Like Trump does.
jesuisgur
General religious numbers in the US are finally dwindling (thank god !) and they are afraid of losing all their various advantages: tax-free churches, easy access to the very top politicians because they used to *make* their careers, etc, etc... In other words they are afraid of becoming one of the very minorities they despise.
SulSulCat
I think what they fear is losing their white-bread life that white-Jesus shepherds. It's an inability to really understand the love and welcome that the New Testament teaches - the focus, as has been astutely pointed out, is on the rules of what must be EXCLUDED from their blessed lives. They really do think it's pie - if they have to share then they lose part of themselves.