When you're drunk and need to make a subtle exit.

Me when I tell my wife I will be going to bed at a reasonable time...

Who Wore it Better?

I presume this wan't intentional?

When you already trashed, but the party just started.

When you fight your sibling and accidentally hit Mom

When a Showstopper bug is found right before Go-Live

A tale of two fates, as told on the FP
Me leaving the office to go to my second office job.

MRW someone asks me who was born on Christmas Day...

Thoughts and prayers

Five Hundred British Pounds

Anyone Doing the Tide Pod Challenge Should Wear This

My Ex-Wife Featured on the Windows 10 Lock Screen

Sometimes you need to see all the Data...

MRW it's Inauguration Day...

GET IN, FOO'

This Guy Knows a Good Time

Horseshoe Theory- where Trump and Feminists share bad logic and offensive rhetoric.

Been Obsessing over these images- sharing is caring

I KNEW he looked familiar...

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