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My finest stolen items from the past couple weeks…
Cat tax!! Rutger Hauer.
lewaq
#2 low rise jeans and crop tops. Quenching the thirst
Dondarian
#2 as a millennial, I don't care. Let people do whatever they want to feel sexy and seen. I wore JNCO jeans, and shirts that had "pimp" all over them. Fashion is all bullshit anyway, and the trends and fads will always come and go, and will forever be mysterious to older generations, and people that don't buy into them.
Kbantar
Fashion never made sense to me even when I was young. I lived through big hair and 10 lb make up looks in the 80s. It looked silly to me then.
PicassoCT
#1 will the strange glowing stone enchanters in the dessert steal my money via trickstery
Heffe3737
"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.”
wylkyn
#6 size of your butthole? Y'all have some gaping holes. Or tiny nipples.
schmonday
Screaming is a little illegal. Public disturbance and all that.
KILLERCHROMATIC
A guy outside my house last night was just standing there screaming “fuuuuck you” at everyone walking past and they just laughed. He kept it up for about 40 minutes, after which I think he got tired and went home…
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
You will absolutely get in trouble if you try it in an otherwise placid crowded space
schmonday
Yeah, but we're talking about legality, not just "trouble". Saying "fuck" isn't even a little illegal, but you'll still get detention for it.
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
Right, but there's different gradients depending on how much it stirs people up. If it's just a one-off abe everyone looks at you funny, that's one thing. But if you cause a panic and people get trampled, the law gets involved. Basically I'm trying to be vague to encompass as many circumstances as possible. Is it always illegal? No. But it absolutely could be if you're dumb enough about it
damogen
#1 Climate change is a modern problem. You can worry about that for a while if you want modern problems.
FancyPartyGirl
A Brown Big Cat would work, but it would probably refer to a brownish jaguars (jaguars is classified as a Big Cat)
thatwoodguy
#5 and I thought Kansas City was a backwards place. Sounds like fun town.
putcleverusernamehere
#30 Fun as that seems, it would be a complete waste of breath - everyone already believes they have picked the correct religion. Perhaps not as fun would be to say "I'll know if you aren't a real believer - start walking a moral path and taking care of your fellow man or you will pay the price. This is your last warning"
howshegettinon
It's like the Hitler time machine rule. If you can save a large number of lives you have to try. With the ability to speak to everyone you need to convince them that our world is dying and we need to save it.
Kbantar
Everyone may believe, but damn few BELIEVE, IMO.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It would be a lot better to tell them all they've picked the wrong religion, lol.
NullSeven
Nah, it wouldn't have any effect.
howshegettinon
#4 the words don't rhyme because they come from different languages.
Pony from Scottish or French, Bologna from an Italian city.
Sean from Irish/Scots Gaelic and Bean from Anglic, Saxon, or another Germanic language.
ValhallaPaperBoy
#2 yes bring the low rise back. Mom pants are not the best imho.
nero4ty2
long live the whale tail!
flamingflamingo
You stop that. I love high rise jeans, now that I’m in my late 30s and have a little pooch. Low rise jeans are uncomfortable and impractical.
relsky
The horny adult male in me agrees with you. The rational part of me thinks that the mom jeans have to be so much more comfortable for women than low-rise.
JekaH4
They are.
Guluzinyu
Only if designers have learned to make more inclusive shapes since the last time. Jeans that fit both my hips and my waistline simply did not exist. This was in the era where fitness/women's media was all about how to make one's posterior *smaller*, mind you.
cuttlefishsticks
Sorry, Mom jeans are so much more attractive than seeing a bunch of ass cracks hanging out.
JekaH4
I've heard them referred to as the Mississippi crack... Any others?
howshegettinon
Builders bum
justfillingthespace
#26 Danny Longlegs.
Chloramphenicol
#16 yeah... people still do believe whatever.
Cranbananarama
#2 Unpopular opinion: I never liked the low rise style.
Silved
#27 u iggt get you either fined or arrested. Disturbing the peace or something like that.
jackpwns
#37 Rutger Meower
KILLERCHROMATIC
Yep! He’s a proper drama queen when he doesn’t get what he wants.
tzahtman
Phil Collins didn't have to go so hard on the Tarzan soundtrack but he did. He did that for all of us.
DrugsRBadMmkuy
#5 Grammar is important.
HardcoreMango
#13 Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
freemab
#1 your spouse keeps changing the password on some of your shared accounts and not updating the shared PW app.
SanDiego52
#1 you're gonna hate me, but the plague was mainly a 13th century thing, and the 1600s are generally ascribed to modernity. You're welcome.
FinnStep19275
#4 this is hard to read
thedysentery
I can't find any decent sources connecting the "trans propaganda" poster to the Catholic church. Anyone able to confirm it? It's metal as shit but it seems fake to me.
KILLERCHROMATIC
I found it here… not sure I can ever find where again. But yeah you may have a point.
ballsoutflyer
#2 Gen-X "here we go again."
FinnStep19275
#22 but where is the next one?
Californiajackson
#22 I hate you.
flamingflamingo
I truly hated low rise jeans. My underwear is not cute enough to show when I bend over anymore.
mlcarter815
Sounds like you need to buy some new underwear
ispendtomuchtimehere
the nipple one..guys, um..how the hell am I taking these enormous shits?
SonicTheBedhog
Is it just the nipple or is this including the areola?
Leonon
Assholes and nipples can stretch quite a bit to allow things to pass through them. I know because I saw it in a hentai or two.
KILLERCHROMATIC
And how am I managing any shots at all!?
cellfreeDNA
Buttholes stretch, and actually so do nipples.
G0MeatCube
I've met some girls with big ol nips like the whole front of the titty and I gotta say her butthole def didn't look like that
iDrawStuff
This sounds like a very personal problem. Have you thought about speaking with a Dr.?
MechaNinja
Reductress is uh, let's say, not a peer-reviewed journal.
ArdentSlacker
Which nipple? They're often not the same size.
4vie
.... Well... the logic would be that... if you were to measure your nipples (or, most likely areolae) you can extrapolate a thing or two from that knowledge. One of them is a basic biological need!
Promethianfire
I dunno. A couple days I had one that blew out a gasket and burst the o-rings. Couldn't get off the pot for a few minutes.
KaptainObveeus
O-fuck
AlmightyThor117
Obviously you have enormous nipples
IMayHaveTimeForThat
I assume the person meant areola, but like, what about people that have huge ones!?
oilgod
Just lucky, I guess?
Badsequence
Huge butt hole that is just how it works I don't make the rules.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Your asshole is more flexible than you think, hon.
Slimewire
Read an article from the 1880s that 13 fingers can be inserted in a butthole. ( In that case they were trying to extract a pint glass)
iDrinkDrano
You can fit a Halfling up there as well, with a reduce spell
jankeydadondc
Or three whole racoons
CobainsSarcoma
#2 low rise are a LOT better than the three-inches-from-the-neck high rise jeans
chichiniya
As a short person only finding high rise jeans in stores, I’m tired of having long butt!
KILLERCHROMATIC
Haha yes! Looks so strange on me too!!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Speak for yourself. Everyone should wear the jeans that match their actual body. I have an extremely high waist, and just bought some "sky-high" waist jeans at Gap. They don't even actually reach my waist, but they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever had. And because they actually fit properly, they look great on me. People with waists at the average spot should wear mid-rise, and people who are low-waisted should wear low-rise. Everyone will look bad in the wrong rise.
IhasTehinternets
I'm what I'd consider a pretty masculine dude and I really prefer wearing low-rise skinny jeans over any other style.
miked854
I hear you, but I don't think butt cleavage needs to make a comeback. And that was a thing with news articles and shit.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
probablyshouldbedoingwork
Low rise are terrible. Anyone wearing low rise jeans knows it doesn't matter what your body type is the minute you put them on congratulations, you have a muffin top
Nostradamuswaswrong
Counterpoint:
Nostradamuswaswrong
https://imgur.com/SPtz2Cu.jpg
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Some people are low-waisted, and for them, low-rise works. I have a high waist and I get a muffin-top from mid-rise. I need high-rise for them to actually fit (and be comfortable).
KILLERCHROMATIC
Yeah ok fair point. Sitting down in high waisted jeans is a crime against humanity
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
For me they're the most comfortable, including sitting down. Depends where your natural waist is. The closer your pants' waist is to your natural waist, the more comfortable they will be.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
As is low rise! I dont need the cool breeze on the top inch of my ass crack every time I sit, thank you very much. High rise tucks everything away nicely.
enkrypt3d
yea low rise for the win. #2 is a fail.
sirdouglasbuttersworth
I think mid-rise stretch is the middle ground of comfort and coverage
enkrypt3d
as long as it's not super low or super high yes... we dont need to go back to the 70's .