
Back in the day, definately

Nobody even thought of it until they stared down the heart of an active volcano

I used to be able to easily make a meme

it smells like strong garlic and good weed

after two years of this shit..

Just found the show Infomercials

I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow so I'll be sitting here for how long?

There can be only one

I'm a monster

Joker was good enough, I believe one day it could happen..

Teflon Don

I use memes incorrectly because I don't know what I'm doing

I can't do this alone

they give me anxiety so I just reword things

I wanted to say in vein..but I just love the quote too much

I'm a monster..,,

When you first feel it coming on press right where your glasses cross your nose.

so it goes, as Vonnegut said..

I don't mean to but it happens

it's just fun to see them die

Not that there's anything wrong with that..

the struggle in usersub is real

Whistlin' and Fishin' in heaven

"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"

I need help from resourceful people, please help

I work outdoors and rarely near toilets

i guess i'm just old fashioned

I do what I wanna do

as fast as selfies, like pot plants..they don't belong here..fine if they're video games, though

your mom

maybe some of this work would get done faster

Brandish me

here I am

Sampo

hey sis..

July 29?

I am always getting more screwed

July 29th?

huge fan of South Park needs help

better than Austin, too. I'm straight outta Garden Home

So you made up your mind and won't change it..

right claw north

this doesn't make sense to me either

Send me a clue please..it should go slowly around the sandbox or yard and move like a real tractor

I'm a land surveyor

meh

your right but your rights are shellfish

somehow every conceivable scam call gets to my phone, I don't want to block them, I want to murder these criminal assholes

In the name of art and science

It shoulda gone down like Alderaan, we'd all go down together..seemed fair. Guess I'll have to go the hard way in 30 years or so

i'm not frying bacon

Blue Oyster Cult

I pick my friends noses

I remember when

Ben Franklin was wrong

I'm always downvoting selfies and shoes

I really can' internet even on Imgur, wish I could

if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..

I've never wanted anything so bad in my life