SaltIsInYourEyesNow
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Nov 18, 2016 3:21 PM
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
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TrapsArentGay
Same
balddragn
Always have. I don't like that about me but it's true.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Same
Gattermeier
I'm disgusted by myself too.
CantThink0fAName
I'm 50lbs over weight. I love tacos too much
NotAmused1001
I made beef and chicken tacos for dinner last night. I farted my way to sleep.
MiSunDro
Obese! They disgust you!
ThePickliestRick
I'm not even fat anymore, and I still disgust myself.
Cigz
Brocktooon
WieldsMjolnir
I read "digest me" while scrolling... no regrets
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Lol
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
Did @OP look in the mirror
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
Downvote me as much as you can but I am proud of my comment
LadyCordova13
They don't disgust me until i see them shoving even more unhealthy food into their face. Especially at family events finishing others left>>
LadyCordova13
Overs. Its awful. Like really bro. You weigh literally 400+ pounds and you act like you are gonna waste away if you don't everything
Lebeats
Fat lives matter!
Riddiculous
Too much matter in a fat life
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
I agree
AioPsy
Fat lives matter but not to the fat people themselves?
robrudewastaken
i hate seeing them eating while driving....
Sirachayoutalkinboutwillis
Until you get old and fat. Then you just be another one of those people who post "real men/women have curves" memes on Facebook
fatmanscoop
Well don't worry they'll die early
fatmanscoop
Downvotes commence
Dmacc4
Shallow people disgust me. I don't hate them, they just disgust me.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Really. That shallowness shows a lack of self discipline. If they wanted to be decent people they could, but they don't try.
CorneliusCornwall
I don't care about you.
FintanRamm
Quit smoking, gained 30 lbs despite continuing to play in a ball hockey league, Zumba class twice a week, and eating decent, I feel gross.
aaronbegley
Seriously, why is this on the front page?
catsandcheetos
Imgur has been a pretty hateful place for about a year now
TheGrubermeister
I love fat people. They can get giant tattoos on their giant bodies and spread art to the world.
ahernandez
It's a good thing Imgur doesn't have profile pics, then.
MattFromRadarTech
You would love tumbler
thepenisbIue
Fat people don't like the way they look either. Wish people knew how hard it is. BUT I've lost 20kg so far and more to come :)
AnusSlicer69
Nice job!
TraitorousTrump3
Also, a reminder for you young folks. It gets about 5% harder every year to lose weight.
thepenisbIue
Yep. Wish I did it when I put the weight on at 18..
BourbonBuck
Um... The bear community... A lot of people actually do being heavier.
NotAmused1001
Ehhh, I'm a bear here. Skinny guys like my chub more than I do. I'd rather be thin, but I'd rather eat food.
AbortedFetusMan
If people only knew how hard it was to have excess food, all the twinkies you want, and to sit inside playing video games all day :'(
thepenisbIue
I don't even know what a damn Twinkie is. I don't eat junk food. And I'm very active, my weight was caused by other problems..
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thepenisbIue
Well I can assure you that's incorrect
LadyCordova13
I understand this one but, when you whine about your weight but still eat so unhealthy and massive amounts, you are kinda a slob.
thepenisbIue
Not everyone that's overweight eats unhealthy or huge amounts, certain medical conditions can prevent weight loss
LadyCordova13
I am not refering to those people. I am refering to those who could lose the weight and complain and whine about needing to but continue eat
thepenisbIue
I'll go ahead and assume you've never been overweight..
LadyCordova13
You assume wrong.
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LadyCordova13
I honestly do not believe that the number is "smaller than i think"
zorock
can I ask how? I'm about 182cm tall, and 88kg. Would like to get down to about 80. I've tried eating less overall, and exercising more >>
zorock
but I seem to stay at the same weight whether I do it or not.
thepenisbIue
I followed a low carb diet program and now have cut most carbs out of my diet and smaller portions
zorock
I see. I just did a quick read on potatoes, and from what I can tell, they're pretty bad. I think I'm gonna cut those out as a start. Thanks
thepenisbIue
Potatoes, pumpkin, pasta and rice are all really bad for you! I couldn't eat corn or peas on my VLCD either because of the starch in them
zorock
I was thinking of just replacing all potatoes and pasta with veggies. Any 'super' veggies you can recommend? nutrition wise?
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Looks like i have a lot of people angry at me lol
divenzi
That's what happens when you call a group of human beings "disgusting"...
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
divenzi
you actually made me laugh, I take back my downvote
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
320lbs of me couldn't give a single fuck but carry on.
RedCamaro
coz you ate em all
Mothergooch
Look at Fred Savage over here!
TheZade
I believe you
whopper68
As a 5'8" 320lbs male, you care. You cant sit there and tell me you don't care.
Golduneye
Haha I'm just connecting dots here with your comment and name.
whopper68
Its a cow, the lines connected make a cow
Golduneye
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
I'm a 6ft 320 lbs male, currently sat in a pub on my 8th pint. I can confirm. I do not care.
BerniesImgur
6'7'' 380 lb male, not a single bother.
whopper68
Im happy u got the sitting jist of it.
HighrockTendales
Long as your happy mate!
whopper68
Exactly
lesserknowncharacter
You don't get to be a big fat fuck like us by caring about things.
whopper68
I care about how chewy my bacon is, so yeah i have cares.
DrFreakBerg
But you cared enough to write it on the internet?
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
I write many things on the internet. It doesn't mean i care about them.
DrFreakBerg
If you really don't care about something you never even acknowledge it. By making effort it proves you care enough to prove you don't.
010101100101
Where did you earn your PhD in psychology?
DrFreakBerg
Nah man I am fag.
vjitsu
I'm sure the 2lbs of heart muscle trying to circulate blood through hundreds of pounds of useless fat cares. Also you care
WeAllFloat
Eat what you want just please don't sit next to me on the airplane.
WeAllFloat
Sorry if that's mean, but literally every one thinks this upon seeing an obese person board the plane.
CanadianLadyMoose
It's hard not to. You get so little space to yourself in a plane as it is, let alone when someone steals even more of it.
hereforthegoodies
As a fat man. I don't really care what you think about me. Just don't get between me and my sandwich
swarren12
1/2. I am very fat. I know it's my fault. I am still a good person. I am respectful to others, a good husband and soon to be father. I want
AgentSmithPS4
Help yourself for her or she'll end up bullied and damaged, and have the pain/expense of obesity related medical problems.
swarren12
That is the plan!
swarren12
2/2 to work on being healthier, but my size is not what defines me. I have been made to fetel like a terrible person because of my size.
siilike
Do yourself a favor and get healthy+normal-weight before your child develops memory...
swarren12
This is the plan, I want to be here when they grow up.
AioPsy
Hope you hit your goal weight by now.
ChloePrice
I mean, generally I agree, but if you're obese you endanger your health, which is irresponsible towards your child and its wife.
TheodoreWitchfucker
So they are a terrible person.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Horsey rides, tag, catch, bike rides, hiking, coaching a team, swimming, setting a + example: All much easier at a healthier weight.
swarren12
Truth. I would do more harm than good coaching a team since I'm not into sports, so let's exchange with practicing with him at home!
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Let em try everything and support anything they like.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Don't worry. Most fat people disgust themselves, as well.
thisguy79
Sad but true
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Can confirm, am a bit overweight.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Chins up, my fellow self-loathing heavy friend. God willing, it will be a massive cardiac event that ends us and not a slow, painful decline
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Let's hope so! Now I'm on my way out for a hamburger and wife's cakeday cake.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
As a side note, cake day is your imgur anniversary, not birthday. I'm pretty sure, at least.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Also, enjoy!!!
eldragon0
5'9 290 lbs here. I'm going to stand outside your window and shake my tummy at you.
drainbamageded
I'll stand there with you and applaud you with my thunder thighs
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
Came back to upvote this! I laughed +1
Golduneye
Thats not that fat.
Golduneye
Haha Im a pants half full kinda guy
jew666
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvJmhj94PNl-4B9jgwVcNWc2qEXIuSQR4RWW_OZTP7vkV3nuKnXA cheers for going w/ the joke
FullCrimsonic
Who's got the gif of chunks truffle shuffle? Anyone?
superbest
If you do it for long enough op won't find you disgusting anymore
tarataqa
#HateCrimes
eldragon0
I'm not sure how I feel about this being the comment that finally got me to "Glorious" but thanks everyone for enjoying my glorious fattness
JudgeRhymehold
Truffle shuffle truffle shuffle
igoslow
sounds like a unique life experience, can i watch ... might join in
Sloppydrunkcatlady
I'll join you!
beentheredonestuff
It's ok you will probably get tired out pretty quick.
EshamTheBoogeyman
Sweet Jesus that's fat
TheSplendidEntity
your comment has more points then the post haha
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Because the post is trying to put fat people down; the comment is showing that it didn't phase this fat person, who's making fun of himself
sacktapp
5'10" 415 lbs, I'll bring the beer and donuts.
douglasamaya
Do the truffle shuffle
totallyofficialdalton
Dude, are you me?
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
5'9 and 12.6stone not overweight but little bit on the jiggly butt side
Metadeth901
LTCmdrTomDodge
bluntphunk
Shake your belly at me and I'll fap to you.
imjustheretotroll
Jokes on you! I'm on the 21st floor and there are only stairs. Checkmate atheists
Feralphobia
5'11 460 im gonna do the truffle shuffle at them tell i die
ChrisLucas1
How much truffle shuffling you reckon that will be?
Feralphobia
At least 3 trufflings of shuffle
erokiahc
Likes here are just fat people trying to shame the op . Fat person here not liking the comment . Op is right you know. We can lose weight.
happycanadiancamper
How does shaming people help them lose weight? Maybe we should support mental and emotional well being to encourage healthy food relations?
erokiahc
Or you can just call them fat faggots and be done with it.
stja
192 cm 170 kg here. I'm going with you.
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
189 cm 135 kg, let me join!
CastIronFriedPan
Sounds like the OP found a great way to motivate people to exercise. Win win for all I guess.
stja
Hah, what are you, anorexic?
killernat
im 6ft @290 ill join you
Signy
https://imgur.com/PhFksFW
Gorzine
'Sigh' and this was considered fat at the time... Gota love me some Goonies!
Ki3r4nn
Spot on. Thanks for been what I was expecting.
comboverftw
Fun fact - he's a lawyer now!
TygrF
DudeDuderDuderino
Everybody's workin for the weekend!
goodjobmyfellowman
I know. those high waisted pants... UGH!
Cindicate674
Both people in this gif are dead
JumpingBalogna
Damn..
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
:(
Dumbeachjuice
How much do you weigh @op?
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
150
KuteKittenKoats
150 million pounds? Wow your fat.
Ihuntsnowgiants
Is not that like 74kg... how old are you? How tall? Do you even eat?
H3K0
Im 5'4 and way 150lbs. I hate it and am trying to loose weight
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Assuming 5'9 that's about perfect healthy weight.
carlinabob
Fatty.
BuckBoost
Kg or lbs? And are you a child or midget? Do you have missing limbs? Does your weighing scale stop at 150? So many questions.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
WeAllFloat
You're not going to live very long :(
halasterblackcloak
I'm pretty sure the fatties will live much MUCNCH shorter lives
eldragon0
You're correct. At least I'm not going to die a complete twat like OP.
WeAllFloat
The world could use more non-twats.
Cklixus
The correct term is 'bunch of sticks' or 'faggot'
thepenisbIue
There's plenty of overweight people who are healthier than thin people.
WeAllFloat
There are rare instances....assuming we both agree on what 'fat' or 'overweight' means.
eldragon0
I think you need to do some googling good sir or ma'am. As weight does not and never has directly depicted health.
WeAllFloat
While being thin doesn't necessarily imply healthy, being fat surely does imply unhealthy. No need to google. That should be common sense.
ThatWierdOne
Why are people counting how long you live compared to how well those years was lived? I rather die tomorrow from overeating than die sore
iHaveToPoop
I'd rather show a little self control w/ diet and excersize &live a long happy life including having children, grandchildren, traveling, etc
WeAllFloat
Why would you not assume that a long life is a good and happy one?
ThatWierdOne
I would say a long life of nothing of worrying what you eat and dont go out and take a chance would not be that fun. some people is most 1/2
ThatWierdOne
Happy when eating or enjoying the taste of food. Kinda like how a wine lover likes wine or a smoker likes to smoke. 2/2