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My senator wants a law “that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.” According to politico https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/03/ted-cruz-airport-security-00139430
No matter how cold or icy, despite the lack of power at home for 5-days, Cookie and Holly didn’t want to go to Cancun. They just wanted a walk! (twice a day, every day…)
TheOneTrueZippy8
FTFY
RetrogradeLlama
What a slimy little scumbag the Senator from Cancun is!
duktayp
Or, OR just hear me out, how about doing a good job, so people love you, and not want to bash your head in with one of those stanchions
NoTeddyBadTeddy
Is there anything better than wearing the Texas flag on your face even as you abandon it?
omnipotentpasta
Won’t someone think of the snowflakes ? By that I mean he likes to flake on his job when it snows
verbeckpaul1960
🖕you Cruz you scum bag POS!
SithElephant
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/ted-cruz-parade-can-thrower-charges-dismissed Just remember to throw him a beer.
duktayp
Member when the Astros won the world series? The parade where that guy threw a beer at him
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#2 When they gotta go, they gotta go.
brianglass10
Cookie really enjoys the cold.
subrosaflorens
Rafael Cruz. He put forward a bill that would require using people's legal names, rather than nicknames or preferred names. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-ted-cruz-bans-pronouns-18526822.php
SteveMND
Do you know what's even BETTER at preventing you from becoming fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery? Not doing things that warrant you becoming fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery in the first place. And you don't even need a law for that!
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
vote.gov -- get ready now for November. It's time to promote him to customer.
YouEatYellowSnow
How else will he be ushered through back doors as he wants to flee Texans when they are in need?
FartsSmellBad
The man would rather make it illegal to embarrass him than to just not be embarrassing.
DaSauceSeeker
Well, yeah... it's all about shifting responsibility... one adjusts a system that changes the lives of others, while the other forces him to make changes... that's essentially how the entire republican party is set up