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Mitch Hedberg's That 70's Show cameo
Sep 17, 2015 11:20 AM
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HumanStatue
Red means: where the fuck did you get that banana?
TheFantasticPlasticMan
I want to try fried beans because maybe they are just as good as refried beans and I've just been wasting time
andnowforsomethingforcompletelydifferent
Upvotes for all that commented with a Hedberg quote. I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
azazyel
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." http://imgur.com/MUvdgk1
tiduszecht
What happened to the Dufreins? Nobody seems to care. BUSH! Search party of 3! You can eat once you've found the Dufreins!!!!!!!!!
edissick
One of his best joke. The others being the frog and thee yoyo one
MileyCyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8NZqD_pJT8 Sauce, because Mitch Hedberg humor has to be heard to be appreciated. It's all delivery.
DeciMonster
You the real MVP.
nomadichabitat1234
Someone offered me a frozen banana. I didn't want it, but I did want a regular banana later, so I said "yes"
dontcallmeplath
Jokes on you, Mitch! Defrosted bananas are icky mush.
RingoStalin
A fly was very close to being called a land. Because that's what it does half the time.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
i had one anchovy. that is why i did not have two anchovies.
PilarRonin24
I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist... alright...
Vorengard
This is a good gif. But its just not the same without hearing the delivery
LordofGoats
This is one of the lines I took from this show ages ago. It's all the better now knowing that was Mitch (I didn't know him back then).
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I tried to line up the timing but I did not do it frame by frame.
Vorengard
Oh you did great, its just that Mitch Hedberg's voice is the best part of his acts
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
For some reason I read this in Hedberg's voice. It was fun.
NitroCho
No worries OP, ya did good. Real good.
Ilovesmitty894evr
I used to love Mitch Hedberg posts, I still do but I used to too
Sammishka
You are amazing!
Ilovesmitty894evr
Thank you!!
hannahclae
A leg is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
millogorillo
when i was a boy id lay in my twin-sized bed and wonder where my brother was.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
This guy came up to me at the airport and was like "I saw you on That 70s Show" but he did not say if he liked it.
boothrt
I saw you at the airport about a minute ago, you were good.
ZnozWoodlands
I once had a pet parrot that talked. But it never said "I'm hungry" so it died
AlmostClever
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica because the man didn't even finish his degree.
WomanWithOneRedShoe
I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I said “C’mon, what about some celery? You fuckers don’t farm.
blackmarketbeagle
Plus, if I tore your legs off. You would look like snowmen.
franksfiles
I hate that font.
ArchipankratorAllesSeienden
Rumber 10
hockeyham
It was an awesome font in the 70's
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/That_'70s_Show_logo.png
franksfiles
Just because it's the show's title font doesn't mean their captions use it too.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Yes but I did. Because I wanted to. I like matching fonts for captions to their shows.
OutdoorHuman
hooray civility
franksfiles
Well then, you do you OP. You do you. Still got my +1 either way.
FrogCoin
You know crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These fucking straws are sane. They never lost their minds.
DrKnope
My fovorite: My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.
shoepiece
I'm tired of chasing my dreams. I'm going to find out where they're going and hook up with them later.
DutchieGoneSilent
I'm conflicted; this was on fp, but the quality is higher...
tiduszecht
this one's on it's way to FP :D
thecolonels
The other one was series of pictures with misquotes. +1 to this post.
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DutchieGoneSilent
UPVOTES FRANTICALLY
PauLogic
"THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY"
blak
Really it's just some insignificant shit that I'm sayin, but now I'm yellin...
loaqswki
There are at least 10 ducks out there and they all want SUNCHIPS!
Horus175
Fuck you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! And that one has a bunch of people sitting around watching TV!
loaqswki
This room is in my neighbors house. Sir are you aware you have one of my rooms? Do not decorate it.
BrockBattson
Makes me happy he mentioned Boise, ID felt special for some reason.
HughLaurie
I should have ordered the steak fajita sub...
shmekie
six ducks** and here is my photo of six ducks that all want sunchips from this past weekend http://imgur.com/o2IIbtx
TheeGomerPyle
I feel that a ducks opinion of me is heavily influenced on weather or not I have bread.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
DUCKS EAT FOR FREE AT SUBWAY
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I wanna wear a do not disturb sign around my neck so little kids can't tell me knock knock jokes.
Iamsonewatthis
I write down my jokes but some times if my pen is too far away I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny
RingoStalin
Read that one in his voice. Read the other ones in his voice too, but this one in particular.
Diddyu
Read everything in his voice. Best decision ever.
ddecew
knock knock
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
READ THE SIGN PUNK!
ddecew
Ahh I fucked that up, but it's hilarious. Go into my head, come back and tell me I'm wrong.
loaqswki
I think it's time the do not signs embrace the contraction.
duckshooter
Did I hear you say 10 ducks? Where are they?
RickHedge
Dogs are always in the pushup position
blainetog
I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I had bought a donut.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
I always think of this when I buy a single coffee or soda and am asked if I want a receipt.
blak
Some skeptical friend. "Don't act like I ain't get that donut. I got the documentation right here."
Jaymike2
It's in the file. Under D for donut.
TheseAreAFewOfMyFavoritedThings
You glorious bastards +1's for all
JonDoe294
I +1'd all of them too XD
askmeaboutmysuperpower
I don't have a girlfriend I just know a girl that would be really pissed if she heard me say that
HumanStatue
Is this mitch? I thought this was someone else.
waffledick
it's mitch.
waffledick
http://www.cc.com/jokes/fnm3mj/stand-up-mitch-hedberg--mitch-hedberg--don-t-have-a-girlfriend
RingoStalin
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
FarkasMacTavish
The belt couldn't hold up the pants without the belt loops. I mean, the alternative is just...metal hooks.
NoiceSmart
This is one of the best ones.
LetsGetThisOverWith
Loops hold it to itself so you don't have a long piece of leather dangling from your waist. (sorry for late reply, going through faves)
Glumerlink
Friction, friction is the hero
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
Friction is a hero when the pants are off too.
themuttonisniceandlean
And an elevator can lift Thor's hammer, but the elevator isn't worthy.
DirtyA
friction.
Zaranthan
Your hips. (whoosh.gif)
jrau18
The belt loops don't hold the belt up... Friction does.
Weeknd
You don't know shit.
avidatheist
Go wear some pants and put the belt on without looping it. Report back on that.
jrau18
You mean... change the material causing the friction and see if it still works the same? Sounds like a great way to test the idea.
avidatheist
No, I mean wrap it around the outside of the loop. Or under the loop.
jrau18
And then the pants fall, because they're not being held up by the belt. But the loops aren't holding the belt up.
WaltWITTman
Shut up Meg
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
LetsGetThisOverWith
Same with ping-pong.
IamNotMeIamYou
I was going to say this is my favorite line, but then I realized all his comedy is my favorite lines.
greekboy
This should be top comment
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
What? Just hit hard enough so the wall "hits" it out of bounds on your side. How hard can it be?
FancyPartyGirl
actually. The wall will sometimes foul or miss the ball cause it bounce more than once on the floor. Play SMARTER not harder.
lifesucksthenwediesofuckitletsgethigh
I played a wall one time...that fucking thing was relentless.
ForOurNation
Escalators can never be out of order.. "Escalator temporarily stairs.. Sorry for the convenience."
aromaticfable
Except if they like...collapse into a hole. Then it's out of order.
danny0762
Noice final destination reference
brianchallen
They're relentless
Troggie
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Yoursomewhatfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
Does that mean we are burritos for bears when we go camping?
Troggie
Self rolling burritos at that :P
Bertejenner
If you're playing a wall. A hard hit topsin shot at the wall will make the balls trajectory go upwards, making the wall hit deep every time.
idiotcube
Congratulations, you figured out how to outsmart a wall!
DrSunglasses
Apparently that makes him smarter than Mitch Hedberg.
pixeedude
"...they're fucking relentless."
Masterofdisgust
That's because it has a 100% hit chance while you're using about 5% the size of the wall it's completely reasonable
Jaymike2
I got an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shit
TheJaquio
Plus if I tear your legs off...you look like snowmen
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too.
thefurredreich
omg i've never heard that one
CouncilmanJeremyJamm