goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain

597703 pts · November 6, 2014


"If someone screenshots this" stuff is dumb.

My gf once a month

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Comments 17
Views 6163

There was a hacking? This is how I imagine it was on the FP (for those awake)

Points 21
Comments 9
Views 12167

"You have a Venn in me"

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Comments 6
Views 693

Plink plonk

Points 66
Comments 15
Views 2565

Tutorial: How to blend in like a hipster ninja

Points 37
Comments 2
Views 2085

Tutorial: How to look at yourself in the mirror

Points 1871
Comments 68
Views 299318

HONK IF YOU LIKE ROARING

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Comments 6
Views 2810

Tutorial: How to be the life of the party 

Points 92
Comments 17
Views 29820

Tutorial: How to explain sexual fetishism to a deaf person

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 22383

For new Imgur users

Points 65
Comments 34
Views 2328

Tutorial: How to interpret signals from other dudes in tuxedos 

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Comments 6
Views 4638

How I keep kids entertained.

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Comments 8
Views 1112

Tutorial: How to prepare for surgery

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Comments 4
Views 1665

Chico Marx and his piano technique

Points 82
Comments 7
Views 3049

Tutorial: How to get tough with a couple of thugs

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Comments 9
Views 1634

Unisex toilets is the future.

Points 103
Comments 7
Views 1259

Tutorial: How to dine out

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Comments 8
Views 2386

"Skål" (pronounced /skɒːl/ ) is the Scandinavian word for "cheers"

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Comments 10
Views 895

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

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Comments 12
Views 15129

Maybe this should be a puffin or something but I don't give a shit about holidays - I only want lots of snow this winter

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Comments 10
Views 1198

Popularity of names

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Views 4000

Tutorial: How to help your friend diet

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Comments 3
Views 3954

Day-to-day life

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Comments 5
Views 860

Been a while since last time

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Comments 2
Views 2503

Tutorial: How to deal a deck of cards

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Comments 12
Views 2025

Icelandic volcano Öræfajökull might erupt after 290 years

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Comments 217
Views 144762

I was never told to never let this die but I'm feeling hellish peckish right now

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Comments 4
Views 681

I enjoy jokes.

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Views 136037

"Buddy, can you help me out? I'd like to get a cup of coffee."

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Comments 10
Views 3412

Tutorial: How to leave your workplace with dignity and grace

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Comments 1
Views 5623

Tutorial: How to store a brunette in a car.

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Comments 2
Views 609

There's a new manager where I work. I feel like I'm spending the whole day just correcting her mistakes.

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Comments 0
Views 1239

Moves

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Comments 6
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When I'm trying to sneak out of a fancy party to get to the toilet

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Comments 6
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So long, suckers!

Points 1335
Comments 37
Views 78565

Discarded pizza dough rising in garbage can creates an apt metaphor for OP

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Views 5625

"She said I was a hipster-doofus, she said I wasn't good looking enough."

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Comments 8
Views 3139

Tutorial: How to outsophisticate a sophisticated lady

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Comments 95
Views 33027

Temple of discarded memes

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Comments 0
Views 1454

Woke up, realized the working week is almost over

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Comments 6
Views 1980

Possibly, very, very possibly a coup in Zimbabwe right now.

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Comments 721
Views 244953

The Tulips (1907) by Segundo de Chomón

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Comments 3
Views 501

War. War never changes.

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Comments 5
Views 5859

MRW I'm at work, hearing footsteps and I need to close the Imgur tab fast

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Comments 7
Views 1572

OHMYGODIMGORGEOUS

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Comments 9
Views 297

The thirst is real

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Comments 8
Views 1280

Sex Offender Shuffle

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Comments 6
Views 3316

Tutorial: How the get in a quick smoke before dinner

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Comments 17
Views 334

Tutorial: How to be a shrimp

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Comments 8
Views 574

Tutorial: How to keep a girl waiting in the 60s

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Comments 11
Views 370

Olive harvesting machine

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Comments 8
Views 1051

"How to pork chicks" by the US Navy

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Comments 5
Views 564

When South America strikes back

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Comments 3
Views 961

Tutorial: How to live next to a wall of fern

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Comments 9
Views 502

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 1223

Walking the plank like a runway model

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Comments 47
Views 185202

I've always wondered about those who latch on to posts in Usersubmitted/Rising just to agree with one of the commenters

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Comments 4
Views 226
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