
My gf once a month

There was a hacking? This is how I imagine it was on the FP (for those awake)

"You have a Venn in me"

Plink plonk

Tutorial: How to blend in like a hipster ninja

Tutorial: How to look at yourself in the mirror

HONK IF YOU LIKE ROARING

Tutorial: How to be the life of the party

Tutorial: How to explain sexual fetishism to a deaf person

For new Imgur users

Tutorial: How to interpret signals from other dudes in tuxedos

How I keep kids entertained.

Tutorial: How to prepare for surgery

Chico Marx and his piano technique

Tutorial: How to get tough with a couple of thugs

Unisex toilets is the future.

Tutorial: How to dine out

"Skål" (pronounced /skɒːl/ ) is the Scandinavian word for "cheers"

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

Maybe this should be a puffin or something but I don't give a shit about holidays - I only want lots of snow this winter

Popularity of names

Tutorial: How to help your friend diet

Day-to-day life

Been a while since last time

Tutorial: How to deal a deck of cards

Icelandic volcano Öræfajökull might erupt after 290 years

I was never told to never let this die but I'm feeling hellish peckish right now

I enjoy jokes.

"Buddy, can you help me out? I'd like to get a cup of coffee."

Tutorial: How to leave your workplace with dignity and grace

Tutorial: How to store a brunette in a car.

There's a new manager where I work. I feel like I'm spending the whole day just correcting her mistakes.

Moves

When I'm trying to sneak out of a fancy party to get to the toilet

So long, suckers!

Discarded pizza dough rising in garbage can creates an apt metaphor for OP

"She said I was a hipster-doofus, she said I wasn't good looking enough."

Tutorial: How to outsophisticate a sophisticated lady

Temple of discarded memes

Woke up, realized the working week is almost over

Possibly, very, very possibly a coup in Zimbabwe right now.

The Tulips (1907) by Segundo de Chomón

War. War never changes.

MRW I'm at work, hearing footsteps and I need to close the Imgur tab fast

OHMYGODIMGORGEOUS

The thirst is real

Sex Offender Shuffle

Tutorial: How the get in a quick smoke before dinner

Tutorial: How to be a shrimp

Tutorial: How to keep a girl waiting in the 60s

Olive harvesting machine

"How to pork chicks" by the US Navy

When South America strikes back

Tutorial: How to live next to a wall of fern

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Walking the plank like a runway model

I've always wondered about those who latch on to posts in Usersubmitted/Rising just to agree with one of the commenters