Jokes aside it's kinda dumb to ask about something out of focus and to the side of frame. You could have had anyone walk the same path as her and nobody would have watched a background car.
Yeah, I have no interest in boobs, but I was still looking at her bc she was the obvious focus of the shot. Basic film language you're going to pay attention to the person in this composition regardless of what they look like.
Even if I could see the cars clearly and there wasn't a distraction, like I could fucking identify which one was the Porsche. I'm sorry, but we don't all have encyclopedic knowledge of car brands and models.
Ahahahahahaha they specifically captured my attention on something and then asked me if I noticed something that was never in focus or the feature of the clip! So clever! It's like having a shitty close up magic trick right on my phone!
last this was on I commented with and was told "Imgur welcomes a diverse audience. We don't want to create a bad experience for someone that might stumble across explicit images, so some lascivious or sexualized content is not allowed." So this is NSFW
There's a bunch of blurry cars in the background, and I'm supposed to know which blurry car is the most overpriced piece of crap among all the other overpriced pieces of crap?
Pretty sure the joke is that the woman is so strikingly hot she makes it impossible to notice anything else. Pretty standard joke, but in this case the Porsche is hardly noticeable at all as the camera focus and framing is solely on the woman and the car is in no way visually outstanding making the joke moot. My 'joke' was pointing that out.
I'm old too and I love the cayenne. It's an off road monster. It's fun to work on, it tows like a truck. It drives like a sports car, and it's easy to mod.
It took me a second to really see it, but I am positive that is a 718 either Boxter or Cayman. I could be wrong, it is quite blurry. But you are right it is hard to tell.
Lots of things are sold as loss leaders. It's actually super common. It wouldn't terribly surprise me if their sports cars were loss leaders to raise their prestige to make a profit on their SUVs.
But if you were joking about the cars not turning a profit, I'm not sure I get it.
He's wrong, the 911 is profitable, now. But just because a car is expensive doesn't make it profitable. The Veyron cost $1.5M but it reportedly lost as much as $6Million on EACH car sold. R&D costs at this scale are astronomical, and when you're pushing technology to the limit to sell a niche product, you rarely turn a profit. This is what almost killed porsche many times and the reason cars like the Cayenne are said to have saved the brand.
Because it's not! I heard they recognized trying to force the mustang brand onto a crossover was stupid and are going to just go to "Ford Mach-E" for it.
I mean, yea, its not a mustang. 100% marketing bullshit. I bet even the engineering team was like "wtf is this?". But I will say I think it looks nice. Not as a mustang, but as an alternative to a Rav4 or even a model Y, it looks nice.
911 or gtfo, i feel like. my friend's Dad had one when we were kids. i always hoped he would be the one to pick us up. it was neat to ride in that thing. it made even normal speeds feel fast.
Problem with 911s is their ridiculous pricing combined with their outrageous resale value. They’re great cars and I’d like to own one, but the value prop just pales in comparison to stuff like corvettes and ///M cars.
As an example of how dumb they’ve got, a new base 911 is more expensive than a new Z06 corvette that’s been optioned out. And a base 911 will not hang with a Z06 on the track at all.
Still their flagship, feels like half their lineup is different versions of the 911. The older (90s and prior) air cooled models are still exhaustingly expensive as they're viewed as being more pure without all the modern electronics and refinement.
I was wondering what is going on between the cleavage... Either that is the most drastic tan line I've ever seen or she's wearing a skin suit with a white zipper...
So weird how what I thought I was seeing looks completely different now that I've read your comment... What used to look white to me now just looks like a tattoo... Thanks for clarifying
2B4UALL
morningxafter
datphone777365
They where super nice b4 the surgery, they still nice but they where nice b4 too.
TheOneThatGotBanned
SoberAndBored
Sabrina Nichole and she absolutely does
SPE825x
GeofrontTmP
Beardedgeek72
As seen in this video she does good fashion advice for big-chested girls. Not even joking. Anything else she does might be a coincidence.
firlefranz
It‘s called co-pulation, not co-incidence.
DrPervyThings
I feel .. Uplifted! And a bounce is in my step! Supported even!
neonoptic
What an awful "gotcha lol" clip in terms of setting up the real point of it. Can't see shit, blurry as fuck, no one knows what that car is.
johnxbear
Jokes aside it's kinda dumb to ask about something out of focus and to the side of frame. You could have had anyone walk the same path as her and nobody would have watched a background car.
trinityj1
Yeah, I have no interest in boobs, but I was still looking at her bc she was the obvious focus of the shot. Basic film language you're going to pay attention to the person in this composition regardless of what they look like.
idrinkcheapbeer
The question wasn't even on the screen for a full second.
87cubed
Right?! I had to re-watch it 4 or 6 times to catch the full text of question about the horse and I still didn't see one after the 9th time.
Eldibs
Even if I could see the cars clearly and there wasn't a distraction, like I could fucking identify which one was the Porsche. I'm sorry, but we don't all have encyclopedic knowledge of car brands and models.
invaderjak
oh, so that's what they mean when they say a woman breasted boobily
JoeT85
I believe so
brknsoul
as she tittied across the road.
tentacularfleshscape
PineappleLoopsBrOether
SGGP
ironymus
guardianzero
flower pattern
jodu
MagicBeets
God damn
SilentSecretMan
Ouch my neck
Krashtestdummy
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzZqYjhud25jZnJiMXAzYTl1d3hlZnlrNGNzdGNha25vNm1mdjI0YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9JjZT3suCSd5GTc0Ur/200w.webp
StarscreamAndHutch
RabidMuffin
Monday boobs.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Rebelske
I didn't even know the color of the phone and I am a cis woman
ScootinNtootin
Ahahahahahaha they specifically captured my attention on something and then asked me if I noticed something that was never in focus or the feature of the clip! So clever! It's like having a shitty close up magic trick right on my phone!
LincLoud
(NSFW, so I don't get banned)
certainlynotaserialkiller
SploogeMcDuck316
This is not a complaint but, I honestly dont think, I have ever seen a video of a guy shuffling.
Danack
here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI&ab_channel=jack40k I suspect there wasn't much else to do in Melbourne 17 years ago.
TheOneThatGotBanned
last this was on I commented with
and was told "Imgur welcomes a diverse audience. We don't want to create a bad experience for someone that might stumble across explicit images, so some lascivious or sexualized content is not allowed." So this is NSFW
68mano
She tippy-tapped tittily upon the tiles.
DarthWaiterSE
I have this one saved as 'She Seems Nice #3' ... for strictly academic archival purposes.
duktayp
CAPTCHA is an acronym for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”
darkslyde
if i had faith like she does in that top id be a priest
epicfail331
As She breasted boobily across the street , someone wants to know the color of a car or something.
jargonmon
I had to look several times to confirm there actually is NO PORCHE.
Simonator
There's a white Audi wearing the car equivalent of false lashes and a pushup bra pretending to be a Porsche.
HollaAtchaKoi
The Porsche was strapless, D-cup, flower print, with mostly orange and cream colors.
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
The Porsche was an SUV, nobody cares… apologies to all Porsche suv owners
PeteyVonWho
There's a bunch of blurry cars in the background, and I'm supposed to know which blurry car is the most overpriced piece of crap among all the other overpriced pieces of crap?
woozle
DschermanGuy
Valerie Vaughn for research
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Kangadilla
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWc5bGo0ZzNkejN0Yjk4dm4wNjE2bXpxanpwYXdpbDJnYTE4dHl5NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk/200w.webp
AlackofPotassiumcankill
Vigorously Valking across a street.
deetatron
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbWYxaDRlcXZoa2VsNDE1M3d2dzVsc2k0ZWlqbmJvNmk2cnZyaWIxeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/L13yIHSgrwrwA/giphy.mp4
nclu
Thanks, I still can't figure out the tattoo
509tigerfish
Hey! Can we get something for the non straight guys here? Boobs are not for everyone. Or the Porsche
DarkJaeger
What Porsche?
idownvoteplottwist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spHEUl8nqWY
OneBananaForSale
The blue one
bitspacemusic
Haha I didn't even see the text, until I read this comment and started looking outside the large tracts of land.
freebie
Why would you see the text with that distracting Porsche in the background taking up all of your attention?
DarwinsWeasel
Was it painted red?
poocolonel3030
You know, the one way in the background, barely in the frame, completely out of focus.
DarkJaeger
That's the joke.
poocolonel3030
Pretty sure the joke is that the woman is so strikingly hot she makes it impossible to notice anything else. Pretty standard joke, but in this case the Porsche is hardly noticeable at all as the camera focus and framing is solely on the woman and the car is in no way visually outstanding making the joke moot. My 'joke' was pointing that out.
IdiotSavantTinker
Maybe I'm just old but Im not going to recognize an SUV/crossover/mallbubble as a Porsche.
GeofrontTmP
It's a necessary abomination for Porsche to stay alive. You need to buy one before the dealership lets you buy the one you really want
Acoreus
I'm old too and I love the cayenne. It's an off road monster. It's fun to work on, it tows like a truck. It drives like a sports car, and it's easy to mod.
TicoGuy
It took me a second to really see it, but I am positive that is a 718 either Boxter or Cayman. I could be wrong, it is quite blurry. But you are right it is hard to tell.
Atomic2
Thats a cayenne dude.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
well you should...actual porsches are not profitable. the SUVs are what make their money
BishlamekGurpgork
We should recognize them because they don't turn a profit?
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Uh theyd be gone if they didn't turn s profit ya dolt.
BishlamekGurpgork
Lots of things are sold as loss leaders. It's actually super common. It wouldn't terribly surprise me if their sports cars were loss leaders to raise their prestige to make a profit on their SUVs.
But if you were joking about the cars not turning a profit, I'm not sure I get it.
comacomacomacomachameleon
the car with a base price of $150,000 BEFORE OPTIONS isn't profitable?
Atomic2
He's wrong, the 911 is profitable, now. But just because a car is expensive doesn't make it profitable. The Veyron cost $1.5M but it reportedly lost as much as $6Million on EACH car sold. R&D costs at this scale are astronomical, and when you're pushing technology to the limit to sell a niche product, you rarely turn a profit. This is what almost killed porsche many times and the reason cars like the Cayenne are said to have saved the brand.
qtRaven
Same problem with the 'New Mustang'. It looks like absolute garbage.
Evenmoreuselessname
Because it's not! I heard they recognized trying to force the mustang brand onto a crossover was stupid and are going to just go to "Ford Mach-E" for it.
Atomic2
You mean the 7th gen mustang? Or the Mach-E?
qtRaven
Mach-E
Atomic2
I mean, yea, its not a mustang. 100% marketing bullshit. I bet even the engineering team was like "wtf is this?". But I will say I think it looks nice. Not as a mustang, but as an alternative to a Rav4 or even a model Y, it looks nice.
qtRaven
For a Mustang it looks like complete shit. For a generic Ford hatchback, it's not bad.
l0calh0st
Drives like one as well. First time I've been seasick driving a car in a very long while.
allmylifeleduptothisonepost
911 or gtfo, i feel like. my friend's Dad had one when we were kids. i always hoped he would be the one to pick us up. it was neat to ride in that thing. it made even normal speeds feel fast.
daverbeans
Problem with 911s is their ridiculous pricing combined with their outrageous resale value. They’re great cars and I’d like to own one, but the value prop just pales in comparison to stuff like corvettes and ///M cars.
As an example of how dumb they’ve got, a new base 911 is more expensive than a new Z06 corvette that’s been optioned out. And a base 911 will not hang with a Z06 on the track at all.
allmylifeleduptothisonepost
Didn't know they still made 911s. I was thinking of a late 80s model.
scatter
Still their flagship, feels like half their lineup is different versions of the 911. The older (90s and prior) air cooled models are still exhaustingly expensive as they're viewed as being more pure without all the modern electronics and refinement.
IdiotSavantTinker
911, 924, 914, 928, lots of neat cars. Myself I'd like to have one of the air cooled 911's but there's lots of stuff I want that I'll never have l.
eathotdog
996 is just an ugly 911 and can be found for a lot less than the older ones
Atomic2
Cayman and boxster are proper porsches too. Hell that platform could supersede the 911 if porsche let it.
scatter
But they won't because 911
Atomic2
The one true 911 conspiracy
seenunseen
Is her skin falling off? Is she am alien wearing a skin suit?
DraugTheWhopper
She was greenscreened into the shot.
ThatDudeInTheMitten
I was wondering what is going on between the cleavage... Either that is the most drastic tan line I've ever seen or she's wearing a skin suit with a white zipper...
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
underboob tattoo that goes up the cleavage
ThatDudeInTheMitten
So weird how what I thought I was seeing looks completely different now that I've read your comment... What used to look white to me now just looks like a tattoo... Thanks for clarifying
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
yes, the video blurs and fades it so it looks like an ugly growth, and also I hadn't seen before one that went high up the cleavage