How is antagonizing the community good for shareholders?
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Back in Black but not for you corporate daddy
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360
Your move NATO
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Glorious
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They found Patrick
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ₛₘₒₗ
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Honey can I make the Lievagen a little less shit?
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Hey Daddy, here's your soul
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Not with a bang but a whimper.
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590
Nice that they can now erase these undesirable traits - without leaving any trace.
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The secret to happiness is ...
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US will measure with anything but the metric system
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After reviewing the Epstein files, Tavarish Trump is not there
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Shut up! They're listening and they can buy as much blood as they want to
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Are penises avoidable?
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771
What other common truths did Bondi disclose to Trump?
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This asshole even cheats at golf
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Move over Satan, the King has returned.
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617
Oh Gosh! Where do you think they found it?
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HR cannot muzzle Elmo forever. Elmo knows his rights
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Quiz time! Is it The Onion or not?
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A little test of AI bias
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259
New Boruto meme. Saving it for later
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Can we tell it to stop? Is there a voice command?
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Is it the Onion or not?
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What happens if you exceed the right amount of Elton
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Was Grok trained on a download of Elon Musk?
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Comparing fictional characters - they're setting an unreasonably high bar for Jesus to clear
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807
Peter Thiel and the Antichrist - a very interesting discussion with a deeply disturbed individual
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113
PSA: LIME bikes are friggin expensive
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Did you laugh? Too bad you can't enter the US now
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378
Citation needed
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545
Who does it better?
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Lord Why Island
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Bullshit Bingo - Confess your sins! I'm your friendly visa agent asked to review your freshly unlocked profile. On what grounds am I going to ban you from entering the US of A?
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Onion's desperation to come up with something more stupid than current events summed up in one comment
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Boeing now resorting to employing flightless birds for their business. Oh wait ...
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485
I can't wait for the elevator to tell me I'm adopted
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297
This wasn't on my Bullshit Bingo list for today
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Bullshit Bingo - doooom sooon (not really)
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909
Jetsons lied to us. I imagined we'd have flying cars by now, meanwhile we have:
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It's called working
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Your voice matters
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313
Peace was never an option
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652
Bullshit Bingo - who would have thought?
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820
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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834
I'll never be cool enough
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520
I beg to differ
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839
Matrix celebrating the Pride Month
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414
When Saruman decided to get into logging
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615
What, in Minecraft?
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548
What a legend. In these bleak times it's good to look back and see some positive examples.
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Let them eat cake moment
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853
When your NFT investment keep fungling everything up
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When even Trump thinks you're full of shit
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End of an era
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We somehow managed to get Waterworld and Mad Max in the same month
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