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whycanttheygetgirlfriends
That was not great advice. Now he wishes he had summoned the Good Advice Mallard instead.
Silent1fd
If he is learning how to summon demons, he probably doesn't have the social skills or looks etc. to get a girlfriend. So the advice is moot.
eovsvin
Summon undeliverable -mailer daemon
Ghurghpolkj
And the daemon needs to get laid
TechRoot
Kill -9
duanedibleythedukeofdork
systemctl —mask
oscararar
Encyclopædia
tarataqa
Encyclopædophile
quantumofjoshua
At least he didn’t summon a Ferengi.
fidormula
At least he didn't summon a Wayans brother.
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
kill -9
Sassmachine
I actually like parts of episodes of the Marlon Wayans show.
Zasep
Two white girls is very demon like
Qualtagh
But can it turn into a ferret?
HippoKing
this should a comic strip.
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Comic this strip a should
Namotatop
Daemon is just the non-Ä-written-form of "dämon" which translates back to "demon" so it's essentially the same.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Is anyone else bothered by the 6 (not 5) candles around the pentagram?
CapedPersuaderJ
True wisdom indeed
Keydan
Nah man. Deaemons are Neutral Evil monsters personifications of specific kinds of death and only care about themselves and killing people.
electronicbovine
[background processes intensify]
JHawke
sudo systemctl disable firebovine --now
electronicbovine
dance() { dance | dance }; dance &
ExtremelyHappyGuy
the penguin is pleased.
SmFoP
best Tools for pirating games right there.
SirBrendan
It's the same word. Demon from Daemon from Daimon. It refers to the same thing just with different cultural connotations.
noptic
Yes they where not considered evil until Christianity well.... demonized them.
mormacil
I mean the Greek Daemons included a manifestation of the screaming of dying soldiers, bloodlust and plain of revenge. They could nasty.
beeratius
Wait what, I need their names NOW! (please)
mormacil
Homados, Enyo, Furies. But also check out Proioxis, Kydoimos, Eris and Deimos. Oh and the Hysminai.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
his rival is the one keeping him from getting a girlfriend dumbassa
BulkSausage
TheRimOfTheSky
Imo that was the scariest jump of the whole movie
SugaryDart
To say I jumped when the lady was tasting face, is a fact, but I also screamed and hid my eyes.... I'm 31 ..
paperliger
I bet she has a really nice personality
ptenopus
Don't Starve.
DMFolder
whats this from, i forget
BulkSausage
The painting from IT
tdmc167
That was from IT want it?
aDrugAddictThatIsntDeadInside
Which IT? please explain
Namotatop
the painting lady is the scariest part
CityYeti
No way, the headless kid that came downstairs was some silent hill shit
Namotatop
All of the movie was scary but I felt the most uncanny about that one, you see it often in shitty horrorgames, but animated that well? Jeez.
CityYeti
The rigid movements and the reveal was really what sold it
TagAlongMan
BunnieWigglesworth
Matt Damon!
YouTubeRed
Galvicustheone
This movie for ever ruined Matt Damon for me
jherazob
Ruined? Or drastically improved?
DungeonMaster69
jesusisherelookbusy
Summoning daemons is Heresy!
SavageHonesty
SavageHonesty
And before anyone mentions the lack of paint, they're Grey Knights, ya git.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
jesusisherelookbusy
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
SavageHonesty
I'll buy into this when I stop coming across players with beuatiful armies but shit all for understanding of the rules.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
Lets make a compromise?
SavageHonesty
Tarlon
I had a brief heart attack thinking they were holding Eldar lances.
jherazob
That'd probably be the Deathwatch
swedeonamoose
so much money for so little plastic, god damn massive plastic tank model costs less then some of the warhammer packs =_=
Tarlon
Just seek out third parties tbh, still a bit of a price but vastly reduced
SavageHonesty
Some of the kits are pretty awful for what you pay, this one's alright. Those guys plus the plethora of extra bits retailing for $60 USD,
dogiecat
Honest question and I'm nor criticizing or anything. Do ppl really pay that much for plastic? is that like the yugioh carts?
SavageHonesty
If I were to guesstimate how much I've spent on Warhammer, the figure is somewhere in the range of 15,000. Maybe more, probably not less.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
Some armies start with ~$600-800 initial investment (we can only go up from there) and tournament players usually have few armies
jherazob
Yes, absolutely, but Games Workshop and it's wares are only one supplier, there's significantly cheaper alternatives, some arguably superior
swedeonamoose
still a bit silly, for that i could get a really detailed 1/35 scale tank with tons of bits and extra details, maybe a extra metal barrel
SavageHonesty
These guys have a ton of detail beyond what is evidenced by the picture and a fuckload of flexibility in how they're built. Price is fair.