Sassmachine

95928 pts ยท December 29, 2014


Make a post with this in it, get some upvotes (who cares if it makes it to FP), and I'll write you a story about whatever you want that's between 2500-6000 words.

It's been a rough couple of months

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 843

15th Anniversary of the Scooby Doo Movie

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 373

Almost that time of year again

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 158

It's like when MJ came out of retirement. . .

Points 12
Comments 15
Views 121

Lamar Jackson Hurdle

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 450

I am (baby) Groot!

Points 2212
Comments 109
Views 32639

I substitute teach part-time

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 203

You might call it a. . . Quick kick

Points 61
Comments 20
Views 351

Settling the debt from my profile description

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 193

Somebody once told me, "Well, if I have to see this, so do you"

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 287

I'll see your Old Bay and raise you a real seasoning

Points 19
Comments 30
Views 828

Kessel to Hornqvist

Points 110
Comments 12
Views 476

Introduced my girlfriend to Futurama yesterday

Points 4
Comments 10
Views 356

Panik! at the Hockey Rink

Points 19
Comments 13
Views 544

Kane is a nasty man

Points 26
Comments 2
Views 292

For Honor Open Beta PSA (pre-download now available)

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 1077

Wow. Ursula K. le Guin with cat

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 413

I'm sorry father, for I have horrible humor

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 240

I'm also a nurse. . .

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 445

One Punch Man on Ice

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 707

Imgur's favorite book is going to be a miniseries!

Points 1011
Comments 116
Views 66249

One of the only moments in a disappointing season

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 217

I've got the goooooooolden ticket! (MN)

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 168

MRW, the light ahead is yellow and the guy next to me isn't slowing down either

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 203

Some kind of monster

Points 179
Comments 85
Views 96

Supernatural Horror Films Suggested Poorly

Points 15
Comments 14
Views 998

MRW Go Topless Day falls on my birthday this year

Points 112
Comments 13
Views 1710

He's not wrong

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 188

I'm not saying it's your responsibility, but. .

Points -1
Comments 14
Views 65

For the whiners out there

Points 39
Comments 18
Views 156

Drunk me bought sober me presents

Points 53
Comments 6
Views 2598

MFW Atticus Finch is now racist

Points 7
Comments 9
Views 34380

A Not-At-Work story

Points 14
Comments 15
Views 74

We've all be this desperate. . .

Points 12
Comments 23
Views 86

I'm Batman! (in a Michael Keaton voice)

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 655

Ukuleles, who knew?

Points 12
Comments 22
Views 337

"The Last Question" (Link in description)

Points 71
Comments 7
Views 2386

Is it already Thursday?

Points 37
Comments 8
Views 73

MFW I go into work on my day off

Points 42
Comments 9
Views 1004

Bears and Beers

Points 29
Comments 21
Views 148

Gone with the Blastwave

Points 8793
Comments 220
Views 133597

Not sorry

Points -6
Comments 16
Views 38

New Year's Eve on Imgur

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 106

Luke-lear weapon

Points -8
Comments 5
Views 37

MFW I try to return to work during winter break

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 10555

Mordin Solus

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 63616

*unzips*

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 39

Well, that escalated quickly. . .

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 2151

Making this knowledge slightly more common

Points 19
Comments 14
Views 70

Critical thinking

Points 26
Comments 25
Views 801

If you don't have anything nice to say. . .

Points -6
Comments 60
Views 6030
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