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Apr 16, 2025 7:07 PM
iamthecomet
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SJBSavageInk
#20 omg the complete panic in his voice when he yells omg how much are games?! Lmao
teberoth
#12 ah yes, I have a similar flavour of neurospicyness
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#7 how i want to die
Lekonua
#30 It comes in juice form? Here I am taking pills like a sucker.
barbarian818
#11 When you pull this move at the skate park or on the road, it is called "The Meat Crayon"
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
#6 Sounds good, Seahawk.
Imalwaysready
I don’t get #3. Is it saying Luigi inspires other “Luigis?” Because last I checked, that was like 4.5 months ago. Since then, people are getting sicker, insurance is pricier & still denying record numbers of claims, the administration is opening prisons on foreign soil, deporting U.S. citizens, & defying court orders to bring them back, stealing MASSIVE amounts of personal data, and giving Israel more weapons. And yet…still just the one Luigi as far as I can tell. Where are all these new Luigis?
iamthecomet
It actually predates the shooting, so I don't know it's just a silly thing.
StandingAgain
#28 this hits home. I have Lucifur who is a black cat that chooses violence all the time.
HaveANiceFace
#30 you mean Adderall? Yes, please.
deaththeunholy
#8 the people have spoken! Bring the blinding stew!
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
The blinding stew? You mean bathtub gin?
PressthamGravey
#26 Oh my god. If I close my eyes it sounds like a Bluey episode that Disney+ would ban.
vicvalour
I hate auto captions because of the misspells, cam they not be edited in post?
vicvalour
Damn, I wish I could edit in post
DustyMcKnuckles
#30 Please. May I? And where do I purchase such a fine vintage?
Zaranthan
DustyMcKnuckles
Fuk.
seafox7
#2 I almost fell down watching this, and I'm laying in bed. I'm already fell down!
JustJimWillDo
#30 Yes please. Better make it a double.
randomguy365
#26 I genuinely want to see how they recovered. Is there a longer clip anywhere?
tron11DireTide
Best I could find, smooth recovery, would love to see the full panto:
https://www.tiktok.com/@lawrancecooper/video/7316080601088445729
Chronomechanist
Commenting to come back in a couple of days and see if this has been answered.
groovinlow
#30 No thanks, just the regular Juice That Makes You Explode, please.
Exowe
#20 why is this kid more of an adult than me
masterpainimeanbetty1
his parents are teaching him practical things. they seem awesome!
MastrBaker
#20 No sane person finds this funny, right? A TEN year old is having the same worries as a 30 year old, and his parents think it's hilarious? Sounds like some shitty fuckin parents. Before yall say "they are teaching him important lessons"...he's 10 years old. "Oh but he's dating so he should understand blah blah blah" no fuck you. He's a kid. If a girl wants to go out, daddy better pony up otherwise daddy is one cheap pussy.
iamthecomet
I don't think most people here claim to be sane.
MastrBaker
I feel like that makes it worse somehow
TheEleventhHand
#18 I too used to be on a drinking team with a bowling problem.
potentiallyunsafe
#2 BORTLES
masterpainimeanbetty1
... #1 ?
potentiallyunsafe
fallswinkingtothefloor
#15 if the democrats were a soccer team
haveanupvotegif
NervAssEva
#11 @UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
I was expecting a rough landing, but we were also gifted a rough takeoff! That’s going in a future dump for sure
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NervAssEva
LowenCartigo
#9 my god i thought I was alone with this behavior
AtmaDarkwolf
of do u shit and piss yourself in bed, and tuck it all so your feet can sit in the filth? Well at least your honest.
iamthecomet
Brother
tcpolecat7
#4 but was it in her arms, tonight?
CatShadowleaf
That was 1986.
WammoJammo
Ten year olds should not be dating and definitely not be paying the total cost.
iamthecomet
I don't know I mean, it depends on what somebody qualifies as a date. I went on a date when I was that age, there was no kissing I think maybe we held hands at one point? Mostly we ate candy. I think it's really dependent on where your mind goes you know? I'm not saying you're pervy or anything I'm just saying like, as adults we often assume that dates mean sexuality, but the word date has nothing to do with sexuality at all
iamthecomet
Personally I'm more concerned about the fact that the parents are paying him so little, and also yeah that shouldn't all be on him.
JustDontCare
#15 Ludicrous display
iananimated
Watching that first kick was like watching Legolas get on that horse.
Keilonis
They were having a laugh
seekingdaedalus
the thing about Yellow Vests is, they always try to walk it in
darthinebriated
I will not have you speak this way about the man, the myth, the legend that is Scott Sterling.
DemSumBigAssRidges
"Did the ball go?"
"Uhh... no..."
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
When everybody keeps rolling nat 1s on their dex checks
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
tried to walk it in
haveanupvotegif
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldGpnOTg0a3phaHhtbzB5Ym81OTE5dG90ODluNjU1c25ldzJxbnBtaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7LO7q5KcXawaQ/giphy.mp4
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
Great, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now; that's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed, and apparently that deserves a round of applause.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#4 ok, not to be braggadocious but I legitimately feel this way often but instead of hell I'm in heaven. But like, it's not real. Like, am I living in a fantasy? Has something happened to where I can't handle the awful reality so I'm living in an ideal fantasy land? I see everyone talk about how miserable they are and I'm just running through the forest finding edible mushrooms and listening to rain on the roof.
iamthecomet
How long have you been in that state of mind?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Oh, maybe a decade or so. To be clear, the world is imperfect and injustices abound. I protest and donate my time and efforts towards a better world for everyone but I'm a middleaged white man in America and I understand that I'm uniquely privileged to not have to constantly worry about getting raped or hurt or arrested just for existing... but im having so much fun in general just living life and no one else seems to be. Sometimes I wonder if I've been cursed with luck.
Imalwaysready
The brain can slow down the perception of time when you are dying. You might be able to imagine an entire lifetime in minutes. L
Maybe it is fake and you are currently dying in 2012. Your brain is trying to protect you, but it is quickly losing oxygen, causing the fantasy to begin failing at an increasingly rapid rate.
This is you, writing to you, to wake you up to your reality. Or not. Which world is truly real?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Well, whatever it is, it's really nice!
CurtainDoggo
Don't do molotov cocktails like this, or you'll burn yourself while throwing it.
kodiak931155
A lotta people out here regurgitating advice who have never thrown a molly
Felderburg
This brings a whole new meaning to taking molly at raves.
SeekerOfFire
Don't worry. There will never be a violent uprising, so that won't even be a concern.
nekosupernova
Er, what's the correct way to do them?
sickofmakingnames
Put the cap back on, tie flammable rag around the neck. No liquid sloshes out onto yourself or bystanders this way.
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Cap the bottle and tie the rag around the outside of the neck, not stuffed into the opening, otherwise the fuel just gets everywhere
ZoBrightlance
Mask up so you don't get burned by the pigs.
SciencePetsComputers
Wrap the rag around the neck, not in it. it is there to ignite it after the bottle breaks. The bottle itself should be capped.
Ipooprainbows
I read somewhere about taping a sprinkler to the neck bottle and lighting before you throw..... You know... In Minecraft
ArchaeoEejit
This means the bottle has to break though. You're supposed to stuff the wick tightly into the open end with a screwdriver. That way the rag can still let out fuel if it doesn't break. People don't stuff the wick well enough and it allows too much to leak out. Source: I'm N. Irish.
boxak
Thank you. I shall put that to good use as soon as I am released from the burn unit.
OptimisticMisanthrope
If anyone asks, this image is for entertainment purposes only. 😉
Bubbells
So is there a source with 68 other tips for entertainment?
ihugpeople
I don't think so, I only saw three pages on it, pages 69, 420, and 80085.
knappy2010
I truly can't tell if this is a joke. Idk if I love or hate that. +1