MRW Kirk's shooter is a pro-Trump, Nick Fuentes loving, gun toting, Mormon conservative

MRW I see people condemning Kirk’s death

Stop trying to play by rules that your opponent abandoned long ago.

I’m sure she’s crying into her billions of dollars

I was quite proud of this pun. Came up with it on the spot.

Lawyers watching their knowledge base be rendered meaningless by this admin must be demoralizing

Solidarity?

Short game, solid fun

Milo does not like his new cat hat

Posting on behalf of Anthony Ammirati

Fascists don’t leave power just because the law says they have to

A lot of work and effort goes into making them. Don’t shit on artists for doing paid work.

I love the legal system

Do it you cowards

Ok this one hurt a bit.

Being a parent is so tiring

Teaching my sons to talk is hilarious

Temper your expectations

The one crime that you will never fail to face justice for in America is stealing from rich people

The tech is a step forward, but that's all it is; a step.

The duality of parenting

Vegeta is the ultimate expression of "I made a calculated decision, but man am I bad at math."
Walking into 2024 from 2023 like

Being a parent is like having a split personality

Kid shaved 5 years off my life...and nearly all of his.

This is the absolute best part of watching these ass clowns get beat down

Sorry to get dark here, but it’s the truth.

10 minutes early is not "on time", it's early. On time is on time. Words mean things.

It’s not mine but hey, free pigeon?

Don't shit your pants and then tell people you did it because you like the smell and feel.

I swear half these homophobes/transphobes are just deep in the closet

I mean, it’s a bit out of love, buuut…..

FYI to parents of babies, you’ll want to see this.

Happened a year ago, but this still makes me laugh/feel bad

"What do you mean we're not taxing the poors and women?!"

Voting matters, but distribution matters more.

Team USA making it out of the qualifiers this year

One of the many joys of having twins is dressing them in stupid outfits like these

Well...my butthole's good and puckered. How about you?

Forced parenthood is slavery

Hooray for my busted brain!

Midterm results today

Rule #1 of meeting new people: Present a strong first impression

Goku: Ending racism wherever he goes

As a Michigander, this is damned funny.

Remember kids, foiling your partners possible murder plots is just inconsiderate.

God Help the OK Department of Wildlife Conservation

If it has happened to someone anywhere, it has an ICD-10 code

Conversation between me and my cousin. Who says Germans are stiff and humorless?

This whole thing was sus from the get go, and now it’s just getting worse

This annoys me more than the “their there they’re” issues

The 14 Characteristics of Fascism

Judo Kick!

Do what you’re paid for, and nothing more

My new twin boys will be 3 weeks old tomorrow

Believe it.

Gratitude for your attendance.