
He stares into your soul doesn’t he?

Uhhh…Nintendo? May want to check this.

Don't shit your pants and then tell people you did it because you like the smell and feel.

My wife bought a label maker

ADHD Memes that Haunt my Dreams

*cries in Midwesterner*

When Dora gets her inevitable reboot in 2035

Captain America has never been a conservative

Winning an Election isn't a Magic Wand, and Trump Left a Huge Mess Behind

This has never happened

Hey you guys wanna start a fight?

Some states/counties may even pay you

My wife and I made a couple of things!

For the greater good!

Enjoy these Ramadan memes, you hungry people

You could play Majora’s Mask and hit all 3

I can’t believe I’m losing to a cat

AOC Legit Killing it On Twitter today.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Brooks. May the Schwartz be With You.

MRW my team has been without a scrum master for 1.5yrs

ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY BY BIG DICTIONARY!

Rich people: Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Also rich people: Daddy government, can I have 10B dollars to cover my bad investments?
Anti-Laundry cat

Deutchebank and the IRS to Trump after 11:59PM tomorrow

AI Ad selection on point

This is almost as funny as Saudi Arabia being put on the Women’s Rights board of the UN

Curse my good fortune and work ethic

We saw this pattern all across the summer...

No, Nomura, that’s not confusing at all

It just lets shitty abusive people off the hook

I’ll gladly give you unity on Tuesday for waiving impeachment today

Every member of the FGC needs to hear this.
When ADHD band kids grow up

There’s always a catch isn’t there
Everybody likes these hydraulic press videos right?
Oliver is a jerk

Happy 10th birthday to my son Milo

A brief description of how mRNA vaccines work

My history books in elementary school described the trail of tears as a voluntary mass migration

It's not about safety or law enforcement; it's about power

As a Muslim American, way too real.

Should’ve gone to the Hospital Kai

Seems to be a *slight* disconnect there

As a developer, this. So much this.

Republicans have a chronic immunity to irony
Hehe cat snoring. Volume up.

Imagine that, the police are trying to accuse the dead of a crime she didn’t commit and can’t defend herself from.

Auditory Processing Problems Can Make For Awkward Moments

Pay your tab first, ya freeloader!

He has friends in waste management...literally he’s playing golf with the city sanitation committee on Sunday.
Mounted a new OLED tv for my dad today.
No brushie....I said no brushie!

Team Mystic FTW
MRW Arabs and Muslims are who swung MI for Biden

Good ol’ fashioned Republican hypocrisy

Cognitive Dissonance is hitting me hard here
Scary House Leopard

Friendly reminder that ALFRED DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

And he’s about to lose a lot of friends because he’s such a dick on social media

Domestic Terror in America I swear