In case you never got your official guidebook of the living, one of the chapters covers how your soul mate has a high probability of being a fuzzy small animal.
Lady a) records herself b) picks up her phone between 4:45 and 5:30 c) DOESN’T SLEEP WITH DRAWN BLINDS/CURTAINS d) takes half an hour (8-8:30) to get out of bed, and most importantly e) owns a cat
I spend half my year adapting to my cats sleeping habits. When winter comes, she cuddles like this one in the video. So get used to sleeping with a fuzzball in my face. Takes awhile. Then as it warms up, she sleeps in a chair in the living room. So then I have to adapt to sleeping without a fuzzy pillow. Takes months to get used to each transition lol
Well this looks like heaven to me. I wish my kitties were cuddlers. I have to shut them both out of my bedroom at night because the little one likes to climb my shelves at 4am.....
Mine is a toe bitter so no bedroom at night because as you can imagine getting bitten in the middle of the night isn't fun. The other one is like your shelf climber.
My orange is extremely cuddly but only if I sleep in her room. She screams if I don't go sleep in her room with her so I end up leaving my room to spend time in hers.
One of mine wants to sleep between my legs, which sucks because I toss and turn a lot, and then he gets annoyed at me. The other one sometimes slept by my feet, but mostly he'll just keep going around the room touching anything that makes a sound. Basically they won't let me sleep, so I gotta keep them out of the bedroom :( it makes me feel bad, but I need sleep
Sounds like a you problem. If not for cats, why have? Also, you're entirely rude for assuming they do not own you and your life. Know your place, and theirs. Now stomp those shelves, put your furbabies up for adoption, or buckle up butter cup.
AdrianDunne
I have a cat who wakes me at stupid O' Clock if I let him stay in the room. If they agreed to sleep until a reasonable hour it'd all be good.
pastastructure
This both destroys my sleep and is my favorite part of the night.
ps238principal
Longhair cats were probably a lot less popular to sleep with before air conditioning was invented.
mechecat19423000
🤗🥰🐾
aloharamada
Always wonder what actually played the bigger part in us domesticating some animals... offering them food or scritches and affection.
PenguinNamedWobbles
In case you never got your official guidebook of the living, one of the chapters covers how your soul mate has a high probability of being a fuzzy small animal.
cking1
My black and white fluff used to play with my face at 3am. I miss him.
Randomice
"Where is my food, slave?" - Cat, probably.
lonosham
Lady a) records herself b) picks up her phone between 4:45 and 5:30 c) DOESN’T SLEEP WITH DRAWN BLINDS/CURTAINS d) takes half an hour (8-8:30) to get out of bed, and most importantly e) owns a cat
trigonman3
Sounds great, is she single?
onepinksheep
heyimjephph
Got two that do this and I wouldn't trade them for the world
Illyriel
My tuxedo cat LOVES being spooned or curling up right next to my face. It's part of the bed time ritual.
headkicks78
I like "It's 8am. Time to show my butthole!"
trigonman3
FelixGeralt
I’m not sure who to be more jealous of, the cat or the woman.
crzycatlady719
My night exactly x 2. Both are snuggly and always right next to me. Opposite sides though so I can’t move, but it’s so worth it!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
They mostly come at night… mostly.
padraicgilroy
I would fucking kill for that.
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
This is the way
jcmiller23
but what kind of monster sleeps with no blinds or curtains?! At least throw a sheet over the window
Gaelwyn
Looks like ground floor as well.
Arcygenical
I can't imagine having this level of insomnia with something like that living in my house.
KittensForDays
My old cat, Thomas, used to do the same thing. I’d give 1,000 sleepless nights to have him back
nowhereButEverywhere
💚🥹🥹
Turboslacker
hyjukilo
Cat bed is icing on the cake.
stickypix
Purrurrurrurrfect
onewiththeblerg
Mine does this! When I roll over she will walk around me and plop herself in spoon position again.
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
My can't screams if I close the door to my bedroom, so I keep the door open at night and he does this every night...#nocomplaints
PaperStSoapCompany
Paranormal cativities.
hatefulonlytomyself
Paw-ra-meowal cativities
ihavethelowground
*Purrinormal cativities
stickypix
Mewve over
VibratingNipples
Paranormal Purrivity
hannibalhague
Noice
Jmarie453
I envy people with non-sensitive skin and no allergies that can rub faces with their animals :[
herpb4uderp
i love this cat
ObeeJuanKenobi
People get up at 8am? WTF?
trigonman3
Not everyone has the same work shift
magus200342
I spend half my year adapting to my cats sleeping habits. When winter comes, she cuddles like this one in the video. So get used to sleeping with a fuzzball in my face. Takes awhile. Then as it warms up, she sleeps in a chair in the living room. So then I have to adapt to sleeping without a fuzzy pillow. Takes months to get used to each transition lol
0ldGregg
Well this looks like heaven to me. I wish my kitties were cuddlers. I have to shut them both out of my bedroom at night because the little one likes to climb my shelves at 4am.....
Sweaterbomb
Mine is a toe bitter so no bedroom at night because as you can imagine getting bitten in the middle of the night isn't fun. The other one is like your shelf climber.
Ballsackhands
My orange is extremely cuddly but only if I sleep in her room. She screams if I don't go sleep in her room with her so I end up leaving my room to spend time in hers.
Turboslacker
Lontri
One of mine wants to sleep between my legs, which sucks because I toss and turn a lot, and then he gets annoyed at me. The other one sometimes slept by my feet, but mostly he'll just keep going around the room touching anything that makes a sound. Basically they won't let me sleep, so I gotta keep them out of the bedroom :( it makes me feel bad, but I need sleep
AlltheSarcasm87
Sounds like a you problem. If not for cats, why have? Also, you're entirely rude for assuming they do not own you and your life. Know your place, and theirs. Now stomp those shelves, put your furbabies up for adoption, or buckle up butter cup.
mezzidriel
Idk why you're being down voted, this was clearly a joke.
Nobanob
You never check about putting your fur babies up for adoption. I'll threaten to put mine into the oven, but he's with me to the day one of us dies.
Sweaterbomb
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I threatened to stir fry mine with teriyaki sauce.
realizedagain
Even the username
ManyCatMan
That is a great cat
BISHPLEEASE
If not slightly annoying lol
Zootsoot
I think it’s Paquito from Instagram.
Oldschoolcsplayer016049879
Looks to be a mutual amount of love shown... I wish everyone treated their animals well