NegasonicAdultEMP
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Jun 30, 2025 12:58 AM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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chinesemario
#2 dude didn't skip leg day, dude didn't skip anything, skipping would build leg muscle...
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
#1 FInally, a good real estate agent. The bad ones are just like "oh yeah pay more, I love a high commission" and work with the other to also get you to pay more.
(Genuinely, real estate agents need to have a fiduciary legal responsibility for their clients and last I checked, they don't.)
abmoraz
They do in some states. In Pennsylvania, the "Buyer's Agent" is legally required to act in their customer's (the person buying the house) best interest. It's pretty easy to have a real estate agent's license revoked if they don't. They're also usually paid by the seller. The seller puts in the listing something like "1% Buyer's agent fee" meaning that they are setting aside 1% of the final purchase price for the buyer's agent.
TZO2k15
#2 He missed more than ONE leg day…
OriginalAndWitty
#8 Ronald Quickegg. Strange game but whatevs.
pickledpunk021
#32 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbmVvNTZzM3FzZXBkOTFlM3lqNGlvbnB2YnZmc2tjbG9zeWk0OWNmcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Hz6WKZkKkLOE0/giphy.mp4
RCXpress
Four-Two-Six, Five-Oh-Five-Oh, if you're hungry, call The Lydo - Free Delivery!
Bastion144
Panda Express had had a pretty aggressive ad campaign the past few months. If you haven't heard the karaoke jingle, count yourself lucky. It's been stuck in my head since I started thinking about this meme.
cmdshift3
Those crappy canned Chinese "food" kits used to advertise
BoblovesMac31415101
#2
Guy doesn't forget leg day so much as forget he has legs!
Looks like he is part ostrich.
MCpeepantz
#36 whoever put this blight on the world should be forced to eat at least a dozen of them.
straha242
#1 I don't understand? Explain, as you would a child.
OptimisticMisanthrope
This man submitted an offer to buy a home that was lower than the asking price. He is going to said house every day and acting like a junkie to scare away other potential buyers in the hope that this will lead the seller to accept his offer because no one else will even submit an offer.
RunsWithScizrs
I think the real estate agent is the man in the pic, not the potential buyer? Idk, it's not a very good meme, I think we're all confused
OptimisticMisanthrope
You're right. I had started writing a reply to my original comment last night to correct that, but I got interrupted before I had finished it.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
I think I've pieced it together: The real estate agent is trying to get commission on a house sale. The buyers, who the agent is working with, made a low bid. If someone else tries to buy the house with another real estate agent before the sale is finalized, it would be easy to out-bid the first buyers, and the pictured agent would not receive commission for their time. So, the agent is behaving like a drug addict to suggest to any prospective buyers that the neighborhood is unsafe.
Trimule
Unlike Forrest Gump, you sir, ARE a very smart man.......
straha242
Aaaah, yeah that makes sense, thanks!
OptimisticMisanthrope
Small correction, he's the realtor and is doing this on behalf of his client.
snitchesgetkisses
#8 Diane PurposefulHotnSpicyMcChickenPatty :/
davesaint01930
#8 paul clumsypizza
SpammersAreScum
#2 Dude skipped leg day a lot.
Snooj
If he skipped once he'd break an ankle.
nojustsayitdont
I think it's photoshopped. I hope it's photoshopped. FFS it better be photoshopped.
PhailRaptor
It is
TZO2k15
LOL, I *just* posted a bit about leg day before I came down here in the comments! x^D
pickledpunk021
#8 John Carefulbalogna.
justaguyinthebackrow
Sounds lile a private detective.
Tobbsdasock
#8 William Stridecoronationchicken
Nizlee
#3 A Swede who learned English in Wales
cmdshift3
#8 Bob Jointpop-pastrami
fallswinkingtothefloor
#26 my favourite was "Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch Muppet Christmas Carol"
DWolf
#8 Mike Stalkingmintdarkchoclatebar It worked up until I snacked, I guess (stalking because I'm frustrated about something).
Immaterial
#19 I'd buy that for a dollar
poscduke
#3 in college I had a shitty retail job, my supervisor was born in Alabama but moved yo England as a kid, she had had a Brittish/Amerocan Southern thing
familiarusername
#9 Spot on. The only way trash is hot is if you chuck it in the incinerator.
DWolf
I like that you call them trash and not garbage. Garbage contains meat.
PapaJoeNH
#4 That's a $25 Caesar salad
TwoDogsNextDoor
#8 Carl Meandercheese
Beyonceuponatime
#49 thought he had a wallace&gromit style mouth, nope just a hotdog lol
JayKay2024
avenlanzer
#8 pretty sure Billie Confusedpastrami was in a band that hated guards or something.
avenlanzer
Gourds*
DWolf
I thought he was a character in a Nickelodeon cartoon.
NinjaCongo
Why does this dump contain only a single meme stolen from my posts? I have been diligent in my shitposting lately. There has been ample opportunity.
NegasonicAdultEMP
There’s several in the first dump and several more in the queue. I’m just spacing them out a bit https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld2JrbWhydGlnNzgydjM3eXlhNXdyN2N1YTU2eGlkaHNlNWsxMmw2diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2tb4b1vLNyzTVSJThB/giphy.mp4
RadioFloyd
My question is why do many dumps have a bunch of nature photos that are practically the same at the end of them?
Fishy820
Never noticed yours but following you now for unfiltered debauchery as in the biblical version since imgur is g to rated.
NegasonicAdultEMP
Aww look @NinjaCongo you’re gaining followers while publicly chastising me. Ain’t the internet beautiful https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldTgxbm5yYTlyaTl0cmYweTB2YXk4b3k1dGg5MXo5NThmYTZweXo3YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UVk5yzljef0kGiayL1/giphy.mp4
NinjaCongo
What more could I ask for in life? I'll try to publicly chastise you more often.
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcXVwemRhcWM4azRjYzU4bnM0ZnY5b3dpdW0xYWxma25md3NxeDM1biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UnyGF7evFkN04X24tI/giphy.mp4
NinjaCongo
RenaldoMooon
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LaChoy ran TV ads in the 1970s and 1980s. Consider yourself blessed; search “la choy makes chinese food swing american” if you’ve had enough self-care for the day.
NegasonicAdultEMP
Oh Jesus fuck it comes in a can https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMDFtbmRheHhnMDlzNnIwcXZkdDd1cTR5ODllcnpiaTN4ODVzejNtZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QxHzTRigoD9HG/giphy.mp4
RenaldoMooon
Some varieties came in two cans taped together! Haute cuisine!
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
#17 Can you imagine if there were drugs that gave you a specific experience? Like, you take a pill and get a very specific, vivid hallucination that you're exploring ancient Rome? Or flying through space? And it was repeatably the same thing if you bought the same type?
copperdomebodhi
"The Futurological Conference," by Stanislaus Lem.
abmoraz
This is nearly the plot of the 1994 movie "Strange Days", only the "drugs" are illegal data CDs that plug directly into the brain.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Ah, the cheerful optimism of early 90s cyberpunk, thinking that we'd be mastering brain-computer interfaces at a time when gigabytes were still unfathomably large amounts of storage.
MadamPuddifoot
#22 employed. At. 11. Years. Old.
DWolf
And that's how we Make America Great Again! She was happy working in a pickle factory!
Other children should have that chance to be so happy while learning a trade!
/s
This is what they're aiming for.
Maulbert
#21 I'm not a huge LotR fan, but wasn't Frodo 33 when he got the ring? And the other events only happened years later when he was 50?
FirePrinceZuzu
Y.
Yakeshinu
And Gandolf's age is WAY off.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
#8 Barbara scootturkey
familiarusername
Yvonne Shuffleyoghurt
WoodORama
Bob Lumberlamb
OptimisticMisanthrope
Kathy Ploddingham
StrangePaegan
Ethel Limppickle
KittensForDays
Helen Saunterbacon
IJustWantToMakeAComment
She would be a fantastic villainess and would have to be played by Eartha Kitt
SirYumYum
David Lumberbeef
Cyanide555
I don't think quietmarmite works
TheDreadPirateMontoya
It absolutely does.
AgentTasmania
Patricia Stridehotdog
thornofnight
Johnny Stomppizza
ThoseRulesArentReal
Eddie Waddlebeef
CrimeThinker
Loooot of people here using verbs instead of adjectives, just like in the example. Terrible librarians to not know the difference.
I'm Lenore Awkwardlettuce.
Maybe verbs work better...
AntaNce
Katherine BoundTuna. IMHO, an adverb is more apt for this endeavor.
Saeraphym
Barbara Lurchpickle
numonster
Winden Stumblecheese
TeddyMoment
Patrica BumbleColbyJack
16807
Charles Strutcracker