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Apr 16, 2025 11:02 AM

banana

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Death by banana

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I bet she gets wild indigestion

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Is she dead?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I need phone numbers here

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What a truly embarrassing way to die.

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She died of thirst...................................................trap..

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This really needs that in the arms of an angel song and “in memoriam” at the end

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FLARED BASE regardless of which hole

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I’m not sure how that would help if the base breaks off anyway.

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Hihihi yes!

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Well. Only thing to do now is swallow it.

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And they just had to pick things anxiety song for this video. Yes, Sonic drowning is a memory from childhood that once you know it you never forget. Damn near made me jump out of my skin.

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40 yet?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close. Certainly feels like 40.

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Chin up and get some extra water and vitamins in you. I know how you feel!
Android has a great megadrive and psx emulator if you fancy some ptsd.
I got a razor rz06 usbc extender pad and currently playing psx games, cool boarders, mgs, casper, legacy of kain.

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Got a bunch of retro collections on Xbox. Still have my GameCube, too.

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wisdom comes from experience

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Did she ... die?

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She had plenty of lives and continues, don't worry

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Put your tongue out, grip your thumb against your palm, take slow breaths,and ffs DO IT WITH THE PEEL ON, YOU SUICIDAL FUCK!

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And at least don't put it in your thorax

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Or use a dildo. They're made for this.

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If she used a dildo it would have been banned. Because that's lewd... or something.

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I have found other uses... may I patent those uses?

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Make sure they have a base though or same issue

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Not if she's gonna swallow the whole gosh dang thing.

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They make ones WAY longer than a banana. Not that I would know.

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Have seen evidence of some fun ones with really fucking bright lights in the tip. You know...for tracking.

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That's the hole they are made for?

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I always thought they went in the peehole, silly me

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Please elaborate.

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For science

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First you use a sound and eventually you work your way up to a dildo. Easy peazy

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What is the thumb/palm for and what would the peel do?

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Thumb and palm, greater surface contact to reduce the likelihood of it snapping, compared to a finger and thumb pinch.

Peel on, greater structural integrity, not going to snap unless you really try.

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Make it more appealing... Sorry. Presumably stop the banana from breaking in half when you have to pull it out when you start to choke

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The thumb/palm, I assume, is to supress your gag reflex.

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It kinda works

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Placebo to "suppress your gag reflex". Peel keeps it in one piece.

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People already explained the peel, and yeah, the thumb in palm thing is a guaranteed way to at least partially suppress your gag reflex.

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The peel keeps the banana intact, preventing half of it from breaking of inside your throat.

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Take notes
NSFW
Mature
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4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it doesn't work, I guess it's a private picture?

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v

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I can't see it :( can you message it me please! The last message i had was a giant dildo which i thought was brilliant.

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NSFW They linked this gif:

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Nice. Straight to the upvote folder

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Kudos and thanks

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That's why you do this shit with a sausage and not something that easily breaks

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Yeah, til that shit clogs your airway instead of ending up in your stomach or back out.
Just get toys that are long enough and skip that inuendo shit.

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Is that a tip?

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more than just the tip my friend

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The eye contact one is a pro.

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https://youtu.be/Nf21KmamK0o

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So, they were all pros?

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Dunno, probably

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does mean she has to swallow...

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heh giggety

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What about butter?

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if it broke she would just swallow the broken pieces, if you are using something unbreakable, youll choke because its not breakable, why? you do actually have 2 tubes, and if the non breakable thing gets stuck... it would get stuck be because its not breakable.

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That's why I don't do it at all

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Mom! I've met the girl I'm gonna marry! Wait till you see what she can do!

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You're not long enough to matter

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Mom! You promised not to tell!

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She seems nice

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Or use a small cylinder.

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Is the cylinder attached to anything?

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Balls.

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Every time I see this, that guy always messes with me. It's like his upper body is attached to a smaller person's lower body.

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I thought i was fucking crazy. Maybe it's the skinny jeans but there is something uncanny valley about his movement.

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I am happy I am not the only one that thinks thos

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Skinny jeans, skips leg day?

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never skip leg day

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That the same guy doing those phone call pranks?

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Yes lol

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maybe, i don't know

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Definitely not the same guy

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How about a wrench?

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If you can deep throat a wrench you can deep throat a ball!

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Djeez, how hard did he "fall" on that?

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Bullshit. This is AI or some shit

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No idea if it was faked but I included it in a July 29th post from 6 years ago and I’m pretty sure it existed years before that, so it definitely predates AI video generators like we have today.

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Probably not AI then, but still some shit. I know the human species is stupid, but not "swallow a wrench" stupid

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Sometimes the horny gets the best of us

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As a former mechanic, I would simply prefer putting the tools back in my toolbox...

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Call it whatever you like hun

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That music hitted perfectly

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You reckon that was coinkidink

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You hitted right on the button

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I was half expecting a Roundabout/to be continued version

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsHRiO7A_XY I like this version

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Oh that's great!

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Potentially fatal. I wonder if she survived it.

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Well, the video was uploaded by someone...

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She had about 3ish minutes to upload before checking out

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Probably the coroner

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Well she died doing what she loved. She would have wanted it to get uploaded

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“Hey, does her will say we *can’t* upload the stupid things she did!”

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I mean, every paper diary ever written seems to get published unless the next of kin hide/burn them. (Yes I exaggerated)

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Everyone should learn to do abdominal thrusts (i.e. Heimlich maneuver) on themselves, typically best assisted over a chair. Could save your life.

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Liz Lemon taught me this. https://youtu.be/qV8m4Cg8YTQ?si=yjp94oXBMhFkLIzY

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true, i once had to do it, i was alone, i panicked at first but then remembered the technique, calmed down went to the dining room took the nearest chair and di it, luckily i had taken a quick first aid class a couple of years prior and they had us to do it for real several times(different days tho) so i got it on the first try, it was a literal life saver, i think i could have done it without taking those classes but i might have taken more than a couple of tries

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....looking closer at that photo, probably don't pick a desk chair with fucking wheels on the bottom lol, but I suppose of it's all that's on hand.

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Would she be able to breath through her nose?

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No

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only is she is a dolphin or a whale or any kind of cetacean

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Sneks too

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If she's a pro.

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Can you breathe through your nose when something is lodged in your throat?

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It should be in her oesophagus rather than her trachea, so depends on how closed her trachea is because of the banana pressing on it. I imagine panic and normal reflexes would close the trachea so she'd have to stay suuuuper calm to figure out how to squish it and swallow, or pull it out without the natural retching that would probably help things on their way. Fun times o-0

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Let me find a pen.

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